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Emily Spilt Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 10h

He has a Vonnegut character name which is an instant plus in baseball

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endora bullshit @endora-bullshit.bsky.social · 12h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

harley quinn talking to a skeptical poison ivy drinking out of a mug that says "go green"

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Emily Spilt Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 12h

We need to figure out which strongly-worded letter did this

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Emily Spilt Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 12h

People on here will skeet anything. “Antifa had hoes.” No it didn’t. That isn’t true.

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 15h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Aaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 13h

Dolly Parton called a press conference to clarify formally that no weapon formed against her will prosper

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Emily Spilt Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 15h

Goal Line Stand By Me

Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15h

Kyle Shanahan killing someone and throwing them in the marina and making sure Mac Jones sees them before every game because he's superstitious

Mac Jones reportedly saw dead body at 49ers hotel before beating the Rams in Week 5

Mac Jones had a scary experience before leading the 49ers to a win in Week 5.

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Emily Spilt Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 15h

FBI directors on Fox News telling me, always in the barber shop, “Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that” SHUT THE FUCK UP

Jeff Tischauser @jtischauser.bsky.social · 17h

that's right Kash and all we have are Mids

Screenshot from twitter that shows Kash Patel on Fox News. The post states "Breaking FBI Director Kash Patel has just revealed nearly 5% of Chicago's 2.5 million residents, approx 110,000 people are active gang members."

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 22h

September 30/October 1

A young, ravishing Vincent Price smoking a pipe and wearing a turtleneck in a fashion that was probably against the law at the time

Vincent Price as The Abominable Dr Phibes

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Emily Spilt Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 1d

I was lukewarm on my kids’ obsession with the DOGMAN books until we got to one where the author did a multi-chapter setup just to have a “Billy Don’t Be a Hero” pun.

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Emily Spilt Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 1d

They’re fine. Cherry Wheat is very nostalgic if you miss the late 90s/early 00s brewpub and regional brewery wave.

Emily Spilt Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 1d

Diana and all of @defector.com are doing great work that merits your support if you can spare it. It’s a place that speaks truth to power and still appreciates a good dad joke in the comments, but containing multitudes isn’t cheap.

Defector @defector.com · 1d

Here's the court document Tyreek Hill didn't want anyone to see: defector.com/heres-the-co...

Here's The Court Document Tyreek Hill Didn't Want Anyone To See | Defector

The Miami-Dade Circuit Court clerk released Tuesday a copy of the latest petition for divorce from the estranged wife of Miami Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill. In the document, Lakeeta Vaccaro…

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 1d

Get it now?

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Sprouts 🌱🔜 BLFC DD @coolartcorner.bsky.social · 3d

currently the mood rn

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Emily Spilt Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 1d

“ZOHRAN KEEP DOING YOUR FUCKIN THING MY MAN” would make a banger t-shirt. (Realize official campaign prob couldn’t touch it but…)

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1d

Lmaoo it wasn't Michael Rapaport but it's the stunt double they use when they throw him down a flight of stairs

The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 2d

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 2d

As somebody with asthma who uses inhalers - SHUT THE FUCK UP. THIS ARTICLE IS SHAMING PEOPLE WITH A CHRONIC CONDITION.

"Significantly" My ass. You know what else does? AI Data centers - corporations - cows - asphalt - THOUSANDS OF OTHERS THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEDICINE.

Fuck you - fuck you again.