I hate when I’m burgin hard at like 10:20am and I just gotta sit there until they switch off the pancake grill and fire up the burg grill

The phrase “besides the ultimate tragedy of lives lost” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here

The antithesis to the thesis of Little Nephew’ pants situation

The important thing is she didn’t get information minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf. You get that guy, you need to see your ob/gyn right away.

The yin to Ricky Gervais’s shirtless crucified ATHEIST yang

This has been bugging me lately, that if we have to live through the stupidest cyberpunk dystopia imaginable, why can’t we at least get some cool looking shit like this?

*his big mosquito ass is starting to look a little nice with it* okay dude thats enough. seriously stop

dril may have said the words, but Brianna lives them every day. She is a true Poster and will never log off