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Hello chief, let’s talk, why not?
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Power has been off at my mom’s house all day apparently, so she’s having a slumber party over at her best friend’s place out in the country. Just two old ladies having a lot of giggles and (I’m assuming) ice cream
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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International Style barbecue restaurant called Meats van der Rohe
December 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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You either die young and cool or you grow old enough to appreciate your poops returning to normal after vacation
You either die young and cool or you grow old enough to brush your teeth at work
January 12, 2024 at 12:51 PM
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2. Not a good movie. Not a good franchise. But it brought us a truly iconic line.
#FrightClub
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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I dont understand why neither of the fascist US parties want to ban video games…oh wait. I get it now. It’s because video games are fascist. especially the indie ones
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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personally I’d say the worst part is all the people being illegally killed, but okay
The worst part about the boat strikes - regardless of who ordered what and besides the ultimate tragedy of lives lost - is they’re forever a stain on the professionalism and dignity of the United States military.

They’re an insult to every American who ever sacrificed to do the right thing.
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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i would download the fuck out of a car
April 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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The Trump administration must put Secretary Hegseth into the dunk tank at a national carnival and allow the American people to blow off some steam
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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*his big mosquito ass is starting to look a little nice with it* okay dude thats enough. seriously stop
December 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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All of history seems to be heading towards an inevitable battle between Ms. Rachel leading the forces of good and Mr. Beast leading the forces of darkness
The winning message: fuck Ms. Rachel
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Regardless of content, this is just a badly written essay. This would be embarrassing for an 8th grader, let alone a college junior.
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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driving at night now and looking in any of your mirrors
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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every thousand years or so the ancient ones show up all pissed off cause of some crap they've been stewing about for an eon and it's like, hey yog sothoth, nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about
September 2, 2023 at 2:12 AM
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Broke: Department of Defense
Woke: Department of War
Bespoke: Department of War Crimes
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing

"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."

Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Labor gaining just the tiniest amount of power relative to capital a few years back absolutely broke employers' brains
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Either die a cousin or live long enough to see yourself become unc
at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM