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gluegirl94.bsky.social
@gluegirl94.bsky.social
Occasionally clever, mostly cranky. Here for news, science and to get away from the other place.
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Whoever wins the Presidency in 2028 should make Mark Kelly their Secretary of Defense, just so Kelly can prosecute Kegsbreath for his war crimes.
January 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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I just wish Dick Cheney could have lived to see this.
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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One of our country's greatest war criminals just died, the president is arguing with himself about whether or not to let 40 million people starve, and there is an actual courtroom drama about a five dollar footlong.

How are any of us supposed to maintain emotional regulation.
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
UConn Women’s Basketball- just an unbelievable performance.
April 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Skill 92/99
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March 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Women’s hockey night in Storrs. Fantastic new facility.
January 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Finally watched Lars and the Real Girl last night. Fantastic movie and Ryan Gosling was sooo good!!
January 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Not a bad shot considering I was holding the phone in one hand while the dog was barking madly and pulling like crazy. Barred owl.
December 14, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Leftovers just as good the next day.
November 29, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I dry-brined my turkey today and it was a more intimate experience than I thought it would be. Sorry little buddy! All for a good cause though.
a person is preparing a chicken on a cutting board .
ALT: a person is preparing a chicken on a cutting board .
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November 26, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Came here from that other place. Here’s hoping this app is less toxic. But I’m not holding my breath.
November 17, 2024 at 10:50 PM