libera te tutemet ex inferis

Any D who doesn't push for impeachment should get primaried. This is it. No excuses. No more.

In fairness to us,"heavy metal suicide" tended to indicate urban legends were in play, unless you spent the mid 80s convinced satanists eat babies or whatever, in which case the phrase referred to just another goddamn thing going on lately

No I thought he meant the brief far for NYC residents to buy baby alligators, not want them, then flush them down the toilets

[rumors of] This really happened and just about for the songs timeline

it's pretty unethical to make jokes about anything so if somebody doesn't get your joke maybe it's because they're a better person

fund the humanities!

Alt text for those who need it. This is amazing.

'offal' was considered offensive, maybe a bit on the nose as well