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Good Morning Evildoers
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A twice-monthly comedy-horror podcast and the birth of terrible empire that will sweep the globe as a colossus of monstrosity. Thank you for sharing your attention and delicious fluids with us. https://goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Feb 22
Featuring horror and sci-fi tropes, fake in-universe ads, and a fucked up little chihuahuabomination named Coelacanth, Good Morning Evildoers is your new favorite podcast. Or else. goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 28d
The podcast will be going on hiatus. My mother, who inspired so much of Winifred from HR, is nearing the end of her life. She has always encouraged creativity, humor, and mischief, and those gifts will live on in the show. Thank you for your patience while I step away. We’ll be back when it’s time.
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · 29d
Tater tots are truly the unsung heroes of the potato world.
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Sep 9
An honor just to be nominated.

(All quips aside ANA is both clever and delightful, and these other shows are badass rock 'n roll tater tots.)
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Absolutely No Adventures @noadventurespod.bsky.social · Sep 7
In the meantime though, here is a zine I made for Fiction Podcast Zine Month 2025! It has in-character podcast recs from ANA characters! @gmevildoers.bsky.social
Signature Eats (and friends) Audio Drama Recs! For the 2025 Fiction Podcast Zine Festival Hey Guys! Bea here! So, I used to listen to podcasts all the time when I was walking around my neighborhood or taking the subway to school, but I don’t really have a commute anymore cause, you know. Teleportation magic. I still love podcasts though! And I love introducing them to my friends in Solegard to see what they think! Here are a few they really liked plus my favorites. Hopefully, you’ll like them too! Sig Dragon's Rest I tried to get Sig to listen to a lot of fantasy podcasts but this one was easily his favorite. It’s about a bunch of pub workers who run a tavern in a fantasy world...so yeah it makes sense that this was the one he clicked with. In hindsight, I probably should have started with this one! His favorite character is Shax, the ex-adventurer half-orc who owns the tavern. He said and I quote, “I think we’d have a LOT of interesting stories about customers to swap--though I’m lucky enough that my customers aren’t also drunk! Most of the time.” Happy Good Morning Evildoers This one is set up like the morning announcements at a mysterious, super evil conglomerate. They’re hosted by Winifred, the peppy head of HR who says stuff like, “We’re evil, not rude.” I think Happy likes it because it reminds him on a better run version of The Abyss. He’s not actually interested in elaborate plans to take over the world or destroy it or turn it to madness or anything like that, but he has a LOT of opinions about the right and wrong way to do it. According to him, the top dogs in The Abyss could learn a lot from Global Synergy Amalgamated...so I should probably figure out a way to make sure that they don’t get access to this podcast.
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Sep 5
(What perplexes me to this day is the idea that WTNV is anti-woke or not gay or something. Sir. SIR. What?)
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Sep 5
Why should you listen to Good Morning Evildoers? You shouldn't. Don't let the reviews fool you. A drunk after a con told us it sounded like, "A stupid gay ripoff of Welcome to Night Vale with some old bitch."

His name? Don't bother. He doesn't remember it now anyway.

All he remembers is pain.
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Sep 1
Nothing like a nice dinner out on a long weekend. #HappyLaborDay #GoodMorningEvildoers #alittlecannibalismasatreat
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 29
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 29
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 29
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S2E5: Ashes to Asphalt & Records Too
<p>Greetings, delicious humans!</p><p>Are you ready for another productive day at Global Synergy Amalgamated, the Company That Loves You(r Organs)™?.</p...
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 29
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S2E5: Ashes to Asphalt & Records Too
Podcast Episode · Good Morning Evildoers · 08/29/2025 · 9m
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 29
Hello, delicious “mutuals” and “cyberpals.” We hope you enjoy the new episode of Good Morning Evildoers, intriguingly titled Ashes to Asphalt & Records Too. Do you have a favorite Akashic Record? Please share in the “comments” — we are told that most humans enjoy sharing their opinions in this way.
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 19
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 15
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S2E4: Can I See Your ID?
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 15
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 15
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S2E4: Can I See Your ID?
<p>Welcome, delicious humans, to Season 2, Episode 4 of Good Morning Evildoers. Please store your body parts correctly. And play nicely with the visitin...
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 15
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S2E4: Can I See Your ID?
Podcast Episode · Good Morning Evildoers · 08/15/2025 · 11m
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 15
Greetings, delicious humans, and please enjoy Season 2, Episode 4 of Good Morning Evildoers. And remember: we don’t want off flavors imparted to the ice cream, so store your lunches and spare body parts in the correct break room freezers. #goodmorningevildoers #horrorpodcast #horrorsky
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 12
Who are they to say how many teeth belong in a smile? Or where they should come from?
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 4
Deathly serious.
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 1
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S2E3: Only This & Nothing More
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 1
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 1
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 1
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S2E3: Only This & Nothing More
Podcast Episode · Good Morning Evildoers · 08/01/2025 · 7m
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Aug 1
Welcome to Season 2, Episode 3 of Good Morning Evildoers, now the No. 1 Podcast Produced in a Volcano Lair 2025 by Villainy & Verve Magazine! (What means the most about this award? Probably the fact that it isn’t pay-to-play. You’re either nominated by your evil peers or you aren’t. Such an honor.)
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Good Morning Evildoers @gmevildoers.bsky.social · Jul 30
Purchase. Peruse. P R E P A R E.

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