Absolutely No Adventures
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A fantasy (un) adventure audio drama podcast. Breads, pies, cookies, cakes, and absolutely NO adventures. Necessary Evil miniseries dropping October 7th! https://noadventurespod.com/ https://ko-fi.com/anapod
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And we are oficially live and crowdfunding for Absolutely No Adventures Season 3!

Your support would be super appreciated so check out the link below where you'll ALSO fine the announcement of the upcoming ANA special!

igg.me/at/anas3
Absolutely No Adventures Season 3
A fantasy-comedy podcast about letting the call to adventure go to voicemail. | Check out 'Absolutely No Adventures Season 3' on Indiegogo.
igg.me
noadventurespod.bsky.social
We hit 60% yesterday! That's more than halfway there!

And you can check out the update on our crowdfundng page for an update with sneak peeks of the titles for the first two episodes of Season 3!

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Jack Malban, who plays Sterling, actually makes two appearances in ANA before he appears as Sterling--Once as the knight in the trailer and again in the post credits of Episode 6 as the mailmain that Luxe mugs!
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This one is going to be really fun! And it's a short little run. Check it out if you like fantasy, silliness, and villains who are protagonists?
noadventurespod.bsky.social
We're finally here! The first episode of Necessary Evil is out today!

Sibella deals with a double home invasion! Casimir's past comes back to haunt him! Xander commits one half of a double home invasion!

Listen on the Absolutely No Adventures Feed!

noadventurespod.com#listen
A quote over the Necessary Evil cover: "Queen. I'm the queen of the realm. And I think you'll find that it's doing quite well under my watch." Necessary Evil: The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning
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robertavoices.bsky.social
And thank you for this wonderful role with such a talented ensemble!!
noadventurespod.bsky.social
Shout out to @blytherenay.com (Sibella), @cbushoven.bsky.social (Casimir), @justinnelsonva.bsky.social (Xander), @robertavoices.bsky.social (Adelaide), and @starplanes.bsky.social (Sound Design)
for their work on this episode. They all did such a great job!
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madisonstandish.bsky.social
The "Audio Drama Halloween Playlist!" I have curated 60 shows submitted by their creators perfect for #SpookySeason! From #horror and the #macabre to classic tales and #comedy. Check it out on #Spotify and SHARE! open.spotify.com/playlist/6uf...

#audiofiction #audiodrama #fictionpodcast #Halloween
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And if you like what you hear, support our Crowdfunding campaign so we can make more stuff like this!

igg.me/at/anas3
I started writing ANA right after I saw Wicked for the first time and the episode Wicked Lost ia a direct response to that. Funny enough, I wrote Necessary Evl in a week right after I saw Wicked Part 1 in theaters!
noadventurespod.bsky.social
Shout out to @blytherenay.com (Sibella), @cbushoven.bsky.social (Casimir), @justinnelsonva.bsky.social (Xander), @robertavoices.bsky.social (Adelaide), and @starplanes.bsky.social (Sound Design)
for their work on this episode. They all did such a great job!
noadventurespod.bsky.social
We're finally here! The first episode of Necessary Evil is out today!

Sibella deals with a double home invasion! Casimir's past comes back to haunt him! Xander commits one half of a double home invasion!

Listen on the Absolutely No Adventures Feed!

noadventurespod.com#listen
A quote over the Necessary Evil cover: "Queen. I'm the queen of the realm. And I think you'll find that it's doing quite well under my watch." Necessary Evil: The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning
noadventurespod.bsky.social
The month of non-stop Absolutely No Adventures news continues!

We're still crowdfunding of course and we cracked 40% over the weekend! But we need to reach 100% to keep any of the funds so let's keep it going!

igg.me/at/anas3

AND Necessary Evil premieres tomorrow!!!! Get hyped!!!
"Name one indegrdient that we use here on a regular basis that's still alive when we put it in the batter/yeast" might be my favorite throwaway joke in the entire series.  The cover of Necessary Evil featuring the title and a spooky castle surrounded by purple clouds.
noadventurespod.bsky.social
And here is your fun fact for the day!
The episode "Vampire Weekend" isn't so much an homage to the band as it is an homage to one of my favorite episodes of Beyond Belief from Thriling Adventure Hour. I basically wrote the plot to back into the title!
noadventurespod.bsky.social
This #AudioDramaSunday we're showing off the poster for the next Absolutely No Adventures special. That's right, we're doing Labyrinth! This was such a fun episode to record. It stars the main cast and you can hear it early as one of our crowdfunding perks! Link below!

igg.me/at/anas3
Luxe holds a knife and peers into a magical orb which contains a pie being handled by sig with oven mitts. In the bottom left is the title: ANA Presents Mazed & Confused. In the background in a maze pattern.
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girlmadeofjade.bsky.social
Learn about the Kasha from Japanese mythology in the latest episode of Residents of Proserpina Park! Listen wherever you get your podcasts 🐱 #audiodrama #podcasts #currentlylisteningto
noadventurespod.bsky.social
We're so close to hitting 40% on our campaign to get Season 3 of Absolutely No Adventures made!

As today's fun fact implies I am not the best at actual baking, but stories about bakers? I got that in the bag and I really want y'all to see what's next!

igg.me/at/anas3
"Toroids of Dimension and Despair" being cronuts are an inside joke referencing the time my high school BFF and I tried to make cronuts from scratch and they turned out so badly that we just ended up eating icing from the tube. The despair was palpable.
noadventurespod.bsky.social
Today's ANA fun fact is about the gang's resident witch!

And as of today we've gotten over the 30% threshold--love those round numbers!

Support our crowdfund to help make Season 3 happen: igg.me/at/anas3
Bea is partially named after Beatrice from the Divine Comedy. That way, Sig has a "devil" on his shoulder in Happy and an "angel" in Bea. Not that Bea is any less prone to drastic action than Happy!
noadventurespod.bsky.social
The crowdfund is off to a great start! We hit 29% of our goal yesterday so that's one quarter down, three to go. Thank you to everyone who's already contributed!

And if you wanna be one of those people, check out our campaign page here!

igg.me/at/anas3
Happy originally was going to be named Sunny. I ended up using that name for the Aberrant One character we meet in Season 2.
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starplanes.bsky.social
THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD! Let's get season three funded!!
noadventurespod.bsky.social
And we are oficially live and crowdfunding for Absolutely No Adventures Season 3!

Your support would be super appreciated so check out the link below where you'll ALSO fine the announcement of the upcoming ANA special!

igg.me/at/anas3
Absolutely No Adventures Season 3
A fantasy-comedy podcast about letting the call to adventure go to voicemail. | Check out 'Absolutely No Adventures Season 3' on Indiegogo.
igg.me
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tipplersbane.bsky.social
Absolutely No Adventures is one of my favourite audio dramas. Please go listen to it if you haven’t already, and then consider supporting these folks to make their season 3 happen!!
noadventurespod.bsky.social
And we are oficially live and crowdfunding for Absolutely No Adventures Season 3!

Your support would be super appreciated so check out the link below where you'll ALSO fine the announcement of the upcoming ANA special!

igg.me/at/anas3
Absolutely No Adventures Season 3
A fantasy-comedy podcast about letting the call to adventure go to voicemail. | Check out 'Absolutely No Adventures Season 3' on Indiegogo.
igg.me
noadventurespod.bsky.social
As part of our big campaign, I've also put together behind the scenes fun facts to drop all month and here's the first one!
Isadora is named after a character from the first TTRPG campaign I ever ran. It was a Power Rangers Hyperforce Campaign and I think the character was some kind of Amazon-Style warrior. We never finished the campaign so I re-used the name for this!
noadventurespod.bsky.social
And we are oficially live and crowdfunding for Absolutely No Adventures Season 3!

Your support would be super appreciated so check out the link below where you'll ALSO fine the announcement of the upcoming ANA special!

igg.me/at/anas3
Absolutely No Adventures Season 3
A fantasy-comedy podcast about letting the call to adventure go to voicemail. | Check out 'Absolutely No Adventures Season 3' on Indiegogo.
igg.me
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noadventurespod.bsky.social
The fun starts tomorrow!

Oct 1 - Absolutely No Adventures S2 starts crowdfunding AND we announce the next ANA Special!

Oct 7 - Necessary Evil Episode 1 Airs!

Don't miss it!

www.indiegogo.com/projects/abs...
The covers of Absolutely No Advetures and Necessary Evil. 
ANA S3 Crowdfund Oct 1!
Necessary Evil Premiere Oct 7!
noadventurespod.bsky.social
As a reminder, we're crowdfunding THIS WEEK starting October 1st! For the entire month of October, we'll also be dropping daily ANA behind the scenes fun facts so be on the lookout for that!
noadventurespod.bsky.social
Surprise! Crowdfunding for Absolutely No Adventures Season 3 starts next week!

The season is written, the returning cast is all on board, and I can't wait to start production.

Pre-launch page is below so you can be alerted as soon as the campaign drops!

www.indiegogo.com/projects/abs...
Absolutely No Adventures Season 3
A fantasy-comedy podcast about letting the call to adventure go to voicemail.
www.indiegogo.com
noadventurespod.bsky.social
A really nice rec (with some fun fan art!) here alongside some great company.
kadharonon.bsky.social
Another trio of recs! Fantasy podcasts, this time.
The front and back cover of a one-page minizine.

Cover Front: Three Fantasy Podcasts

Cover Back: A minizine of podcast recs by kadharonon-art A two-page spread from a mini-zine

Spread 1 top: Absolutely No Adventures

Spread 1 Bottom: A black and white lineart illustration of Bea and Happy crowded around Sig, who is pulling a tray of cronuts out of an (implied to be in the position of the viewer) oven. Bea is pumping her fist in the air and Happy is stealing a cronut with his bare hand.

Spread 1 left text:
Sig (my son with every prophecy) does his best to avoid every adventure that comes his way with the help of his best friend Happy (an Aberrant One) and Bea (a normal human woman from our world).

Spread 1 right text: 
Join them as they do a lot of baking, avoid a lot of adventures, and make a lot of new friends... and, unfortunately, end up on an adventure or two along the way anyway. Whoops. Spread 2 left text: Starfall

A mysterious, martial scarecrow of a woman with a gigantic magical sword joins up with a traveling theater troupe and learns everything she was never taught about life, love, and being part of a community.

Spread 2 right text: Leona is often lost and confused in her new life, but the members of the Carouvel Traveling Acting Troupe are there for her through it all.

Spread 2 bottom: a black and white illustration of a cart on a path at a distance, just passing off the page in the distance, while Leona watches in the foreground, her sword propped on her shoulder. Spread 3 left text: The Bardic Hearth

An amnesiac bard guards a well of wishes for the goddess of death, gathering the stories of all who come. Meanwhile, in the wider world, a young woman tries to solve the mystery of why [redacted] [redacted] is fading from the world...

The season 1 finale assembles a Chekov's firing squad out of the hints the rest of the season presented, and it's GLORIOUS.

Spread 3 right: A black and white drawing of Mortaine, Goddess of Death, standing behind Wren, the amnesiac bard. He's sitting on a stool, playing his guitar, and her hand is on his shoulder.
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kingmakerpod.bsky.social
If you donate to the season 4 fund, you won't just be getting season 4 of Kingmaker, you'll also be getting cool bonus stuff to mark each thousand dollars earned!

So...how about you peruse the menu?
One of Alphonse Mucha's Moet & Chandon menu layouts with the woman edited to be Colette and the words 'Moet & Chandon' replaced with 'Iyer & Winterlich'. The text reads Menu $1000 - Halloween Special "Iyer, Winterlich & Co. meet Dracula" $2000 - Merch drop. Grimoire blank notebooks. $3000 - Season 4 Preview. The script for Chapter 32 $4000 - In-Character Q&A $5000 - Crossover with Killjam XXX