Provocative Cacophony
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Provocative Cacophony
@gnarlycacophony.bsky.social
It's provocative...
I think we as a society should collectively decide on one technology to pretend is centuries older than it is and put it in period pieces.

Of course the Holy Roman Emperor was served popcorn.
January 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Sometimes I remember the very first time me and my cat Finn met was because he walked up to me and bit my shin.

Like it's on me. He told me who he was up front. #cats #catsky #pets #petsky
January 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Remember kids: It's okay to cheat if you're going for a record. #NFL
January 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
FUN FACT: people put up photos of their families in their living rooms and offices so you'll play Marry-Fuck-Kill with their loved ones.

#TheMoreYouKnow #FunFact #Advice
January 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
They called Pass Interference on a Defender who's head was being yanked by a facemask.

Just #rigged things. #UGA #OleMiss #CFB #CFP
January 2, 2026 at 4:33 AM
The refs in Georgia-Ole Miss are truly atrocious. #CFP #CFB #UGA #OleMiss
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM
The one thing you can count on with #football is the commercials make you question if the average football viewer is stupid enough to believe the bullshit they're peddling.

"This magic rock will save you in the coming apocalypse!"

And that's barely satire. Barely.
December 31, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The difference between "do can a task" and "understands a task" is so vital, yet so few people actively think about it and every time I bring it up, folks get very defensive.
December 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
IT'S BEEN A WILDFIRE
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This #CelebrationBowl has been fire.
December 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Lady Grantham was the GOAT
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
www.reddit.com/r/CFB/commen...

Another day, another thread where 95% of redditors fundamentally do not understand what they're talking about. #cfb #reddit #r/cfb
From the CFB community on Reddit: [Sampson] Pete Bevacqua said the ACC did “permanent damage” to its relationship with Notre Dame, speaking on the Dan Patrick Show
Posted by Notre_Dame_Football - 1,155 votes and 2,168 comments
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December 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I think the #CFB Bowl Season needs to make a sudden pivot to the spring. The current problem is players are opting out to transfer or go pro.

If the games are played after the end of the NFL season, before summer camps, then teams will be much more willing to play a glorified scrimmage.
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
History doesn't repeat (how professional wrestling became scripted), but it sure does rhyme (college football's obsession with ratings/viewers).
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Waiting for Kirk Herbstreit to post a video with his dog about how Alabama totally deserved to make the playoffs. #CFP #CFB #collegefootball
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Here's the #CFP Bracket

#1 Indiana
#2 Georgia
#3 Ohio State
#4 Texas Tech
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#5 Oregon vs #12 James Madison
#6 Ole Miss vs #11 Tulane
#7 Oklahoma vs #10 Notre Dame
#8 Texas A&M vs #9 Miami

Georgia the #2 Seed for "avenging their sole loss". Miami jumps ND now that BYU/Bama are out.
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This a great time to remind everyone that conferences are financially incentivized to get as many teams into the CFP as possible.

No specific reason, tho. #CFB #CFP #IronBowl #SECRefs
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Every company should go back to their 90s ads just for the nostalgia.

You telling me the Budweiser Frogs wouldn't push a bunch of cans because it reminds people of their deceased pee-paw?
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Am I my biggest hater or am I just the only one who's taken the time to get to know me? #psychology #nonsensicalthoughts
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
John Cena is a natural voice over since you can't see him anyway.
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Refs just stole a turnover from Michigan. That was objectively a touchback. It's shit like this that makes people think the games are rigged. #OhioState #Michigan #cfb #thegame
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Free the running backs. #FreeTheRBs #CINvsBAL #NFL #Bengals #Ravens
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Bengals once again showing that their offensive playcalling is terrible when Burrow is playing. They would have at least 13 points by now if they ran the same concepts and gameplan they did with Flacco.

Someone in that coaching staff be an adult and tell Burrow to get his ass under the center's ass
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My cat wears a Chihuahua XL. I think the whole world needs to know that.
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM