Maple🔞, all time winner of the #1 naughtiest beaver award
@gnawtybeaver.bsky.social
this is where i put my sex thoughts ok u gotta opt in to this pfp by @princesssamoyed.bsky.social
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i've always been ambivalent about whether or not i have either of these but idk fam this is pretty compelling evidence
December 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
i've always been ambivalent about whether or not i have either of these but idk fam this is pretty compelling evidence
you can tell im very highly evolved because my boobs are fucking massive
December 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
you can tell im very highly evolved because my boobs are fucking massive
is there some way to make boxing day horny
December 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
is there some way to make boxing day horny
@anarchistpastry.itch.io drew these in the spirit of the holiday and i think you should be appropriately thankful
December 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
@anarchistpastry.itch.io drew these in the spirit of the holiday and i think you should be appropriately thankful
it's been that kind of year
i should love myself and get some maple smut done to my exacting specifications
i should love myself and get some maple smut done to my exacting specifications
December 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
it's been that kind of year
i should love myself and get some maple smut done to my exacting specifications
i should love myself and get some maple smut done to my exacting specifications
if my body is already suffused with microplastics is there really any reason not to put some macroplastics in there too
December 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
if my body is already suffused with microplastics is there really any reason not to put some macroplastics in there too
searching for the level beyond gooning
i'm not satisfied with such pedestrian excesses
i'm not satisfied with such pedestrian excesses
December 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
searching for the level beyond gooning
i'm not satisfied with such pedestrian excesses
i'm not satisfied with such pedestrian excesses
looking at pornography on friday night
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
looking at pornography on friday night
what if it was the sex awards instead tho
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
what if it was the sex awards instead tho
we created something beautiful on stream today
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
we created something beautiful on stream today
Yo Maple! Longtime viewer though not for a while now because of work. Was wondering! How do you feel about monster partners… — not really MY thing but i don't object either if that's what you're into, i'm a bridge for my people alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
Maple (#1 Nicest Beaver) answered: Yo Maple! Longtime viewer though not for a while now because of work. Was wondering! How do you feel about monster partners and size play stuff? Like if you were red...
not really MY thing but i don't object either if that's what you're into, i'm a bridge for my people
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December 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Yo Maple! Longtime viewer though not for a while now because of work. Was wondering! How do you feel about monster partners… — not really MY thing but i don't object either if that's what you're into, i'm a bridge for my people alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
i need to unfuck my brain and refuck every other part
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i need to unfuck my brain and refuck every other part
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December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
im never going to be able to meet my promiscuity goals with sleep this bad :S
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
im never going to be able to meet my promiscuity goals with sleep this bad :S
framing my endless slut era as praxis and you should too
December 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
framing my endless slut era as praxis and you should too
is the hitachi magc wand's power really as unbelievable as they say? — i'm not certain if it's "unbelievable" but the thing is 100% popular for a really good reason alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
Maple (#1 Nicest Beaver) answered: is the hitachi magc wand's power really as unbelievable as they say?
i'm not certain if it's "unbelievable" but the thing is 100% popular for a really good reason
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December 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
is the hitachi magc wand's power really as unbelievable as they say? — i'm not certain if it's "unbelievable" but the thing is 100% popular for a really good reason alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
(The temperature will be appropriate for this question) If you were dared to walk around a block in the evening wearing not… — that sounds like fun hell yeah alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
Maple (#1 Nicest Beaver) answered: (The temperature will be appropriate for this question) If you were dared to walk around a block in the evening wearing nothing but body painted clothes minutes befo...
that sounds like fun hell yeah
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December 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
(The temperature will be appropriate for this question) If you were dared to walk around a block in the evening wearing not… — that sounds like fun hell yeah alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
getting some interesting advice on "how to be sluttier" on stream
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
getting some interesting advice on "how to be sluttier" on stream
set up a header finally tee hee
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
set up a header finally tee hee
Seen any nice breasts lately? — i have seen SO many nice breasts you don't even know alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
Maple (#1 Nicest Beaver) answered: Seen any nice breasts lately?
i have seen SO many nice breasts you don't even know
alterspring.org
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Seen any nice breasts lately? — i have seen SO many nice breasts you don't even know alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
untuck NOW queen
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
untuck NOW queen
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Halfway into the game they do the Title Drop sequence again but it morphs into Metroid Prime 4: Untucked
Nintendo confirms that they intentionally made Metroid Prime 4's trailers look bad in order to lower expectations, and that players will be pleasantly surprised with the actual game, adding "Y'all ain't even seen half of Samus's dick yet."
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Halfway into the game they do the Title Drop sequence again but it morphs into Metroid Prime 4: Untucked
i'm not perfect by any means but you can at least rest assured that i am not a chud and will never be a chud unless somebody starts impersonating me or i suffer traumatic brain injury
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
i'm not perfect by any means but you can at least rest assured that i am not a chud and will never be a chud unless somebody starts impersonating me or i suffer traumatic brain injury
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What is your go-to toy? — hitachi magic wand bby alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
Maple (#1 Nicest Beaver) answered: What is your go-to toy?
hitachi magic wand bby
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November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What is your go-to toy? — hitachi magic wand bby alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...