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@gnomeandfairy.bsky.social
You might know me from that other app. But definitely not IRL

Still a Mom (BookNerd, 11 & #LittleGuy, 5!), Former Family Doc, NOW #AddictionMedicine (BC). Cannot abide for-profit medicine.

This is my unprofessional account. 😏

WNC -> Coastal NE
TJ Maxx. Or sometimes Goodwill (mine sells brand new undergarments).

I got my adult-sized daughter some at Costco that she really likes…
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
And then watch them suffer… 😔

But what’s that they say?…when we know better, we DO BETTER.

Also, if you have learners or care to watch a lecture that addresses this (in addition to MTD initiation), I have one I can recommend/share…
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
How often are YOU adjusting methadone doses?? Like is this on the inpatient service or are you ALSO doing some OTP work?
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
🎯

(As with so much of OTP culture.)
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
See also: exercise
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Preach
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Omg, I kinda wanna say F you, Derek. But also I have traveled DEEP within this entire thread and it is CRACKING me up!!

This gem should not be missed: fuckyeahkeming.com
Fuck yeah Keming!
A celebration of horrendous kerning! You should get the T-shirt. Or the hoodie. Or a Tote bag!!...
fuckyeahkeming.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Agreed!
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Ooh, nice!!
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Omg, YES!! Now I will forever be seeking that…
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Uh, sounds like a Halifax waiting to happen… 😬
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I feel like untrained physicians have been COMPLETELY normalized lately…one need to look no further than the Surgeon General nominee.
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Omg, I love it!
(Except that cannabis is really not for me.)
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I considered this one! Mostly because I want the lil jars…
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Also, this ad came up next to your post and I’m just pretending that YOU are the special weapon …
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
This particular aspect of menopause is terrifying to me…because I already am low on fucks and barely capable of containing what I say to other people’s faces (or in work meetings). I may have to go on HRT to save my career!
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
How many times does it say ‘fear machine’?? Because Makary said that phrase like 6 times (at least!) on NPR and it was super annoying: like I was thinking how that is not something legit doctors say about THE FDA.
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Scheduled my #Colonoscopy.

Debating whether I should put that in the comments or title of my time off requests…

Fuck it. It will help me remember…AND normalize that we should ALL be getting (age/risk-appropriate) colon cancer screenings.
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Haha, yeah. I was thinking that it was a little crazy of you to just do Cologuard, but then I remembered that I too chose colonoscopy for screening because of risk profile (MGF died of colon CA, older brother had polyps on his colonoscopy so I chose diagnostic + therapeutic one & done screening)
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Their takeout habits ARE pretty appalling tbh…
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM