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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 7h

The mariners won in the 15TH INNING?!??! WHAT?!?!?!

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 7h

Mamdani might have the best smile ever

Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 8h

I would pour one out for him but I don’t want to waste my beer

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"SPACE KOOK" 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 8h

Honestly, this is probably the coolest group of posters I've had the honor of shit talking to since the early 2000's. If I fuck with you it's because y'all make me laugh a lot.

Special shout-out to the OGs still posting through. You have no idea how happy I am you're still here.

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 8h

First game of Fortnite in forever…. Unc still got it

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 8h

I fuck with you also, and you make me laugh as well, too

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 8h

Come to papa, poppa

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Gavrilo Grigglepuff @freedom4gnomes.bsky.social · 9h

I need that twink disassembled on a chemical level

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 8h

Come here pretty mama

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 9h

I’ll take it

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 9h

Oh yeah you really fucked up now buddy. I’m gonna spit on the ground

Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 9h

Somebody shoot that twink with a bazooka

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 11h

Sometimes a gnome gets lonely. Could you pick me up and rock me like a baby while I snuggle your bosom?

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 12h

If you genuinely believe that the government is shutting down because democrats want to “give illegals healthcare” you should have your ability to vote immediately revoked, I’m not even joking

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 19h

Also the citrus ones don’t really taste like anything, I’m probably gonna go back to spearmint

Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 19h

It’s been a while since my last time using zyn, but I’ve been wanting something to help take the edge off since I’ve stopped smoking weed, and goddamn these things hit lmao. I’ve just been leaving them in for 5-10 minutes at a time. Apparently some people go up to like 15mg? Damn I could never

Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 1d

Lord forgive me, I’m about to zyn

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 1d

Lord forgive me, I’m about to zyn

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 1d

Call me the strike zone the way I’m always inside that box.

Im sorry

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 2d

Damn, I gotta stop announcing the teams I’m cheering for

Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 2d

Haven’t watched a whole lot of baseball lately, but go mariners. Hope they win it all

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 2d

Haven’t watched a whole lot of baseball lately, but go mariners. Hope they win it all

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 3d

So many of our problems in America today can be tied back directly to the ending of reconstruction and how we just let all these racist confederates keep their land with little to no consequences. Also how America basically adopted a bunch of Nazis after WW2 and hired them in government positions

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe even a cracker or two

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes a little salami can fix a broken heart

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 3d

Many people are saying this

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Gnomey BumbleCrunch @gnomeybumblecrunch.bsky.social · 3d

They should give me the Nobel Peace Prize for ending the gnome-frog war (I made it up)

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