“AI will replace movies. I can make my own version of Star Wars where I’m the hero and Obi-Wan doesn’t die.” The problem is we’ve allowed a society where adult men can say things like this without being shunned from the village to starve as a pitiful outcast.

the tyson/paul fight is just uwe boll vs. lowtax for gen alpha

i don't want to foster understanding and cooperation with people who, in the year of our lord 2024, still believe that viruses are fake and vaccines are the illuminati; i want them to die of the measles and free up some real estate.

if anyone needed a quick refresher on statistics, i thought this might help

max verstappen fans: "max verstappen is the michael schumacher of his time."
me: "max verstappen is the michael schumacher of his time [derogatory]"

george russell taking p1 out of turn one is like a five year old grabbing a full tub of ice cream while his parents are arguing. like, what do you think you're going to do with that, buddy? you can't eat it all, and if you hold onto it, it's just gonna melt.

monte carlo is pioneering the combination of sports betting and pachinko here

someone needs to take out max verstappen quickly; if you leave the dutch unchecked for too long, they turn into south africans.

daniel radcliffe playing charles leclerc in leclerc vs. verstappen when

burlesque is just the polyamory olympics.

walking into my backyard to scream

mood right now

most saabs: are lemons.
the saab 9-2x: contains a lemon

pescatarians are like vegetarians, but they will also eat joe pesci given the opportunity.

@briannavan.bsky.social just told me she wanted to reskeet me and i think it skeeted my will to live into the sun