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Ian P
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Rugby fan - Leicester Tigers & Wales
Memorial Device ANT 🎖️
Partial to a craft beer
Quality. 👏🏻
“Play high, Hooky, play high!” - how Joy Division’s signature sound inspired Fontaines DC…

In case you missed it, my episode of ‘Greatest Basslines’ airs again tonight at 10pm on Sky Arts (Freeview channel 36).

It is also available on demand right now on Sky TV.
December 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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The latest gallery newsletter went out this afternoon. Excellent #Brighton and #SouthDowns related gift things for under £50, a calendar made in the sea, plus some free postage.

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December 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
These coincidences, eh?
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Great recovery from Root and Jof, giving it a slap when the game dictates you can. 👏🏻
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Go on Jof! ☄️
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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The final print edition of 'The Dandy' hit the shelves on this day in 2012 (which also happened to be the comic's 75th birthday).
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 AM
As for the rest of the England cricket team...arseholes.
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

Stick that up ya Shackledraggers!
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Doris you knobhead!
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Brook out. Uh oh.
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Pleased to discover that slightly misnaming the national chess championship you won as a school child is a much more serious offence than repeatedly racially abusing your fellow pupils and telling them they should go to the gas chamber
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Here we go again…
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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⚠️ @metoffice.gov.uk warning issued for fog, dense in places, in Northamptonshire.

Valid from now until 9.45am.
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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I’ve opened up some paid promo slots this week. Negotiable rates per promo post.
If you want your product / brand / podcast/ services pushed to a strong engaged audience on several platforms, please get in touch via DM. My clients have seen very good results.
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Amazing letter in The Times (also an unbelievable play fwiw)
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Very sad news, it sounded like he was winning the latest battle with his ‘demons’. There was a good article about him in the Sunday Times this week.
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I wonder how the Police are getting on with considering corporate manslaughter charges in the Contaminated Blood scandal...I'll not hold my breath.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Not rude things, a thread:
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Dear Media, I think the real world has had enough news about the bloody budget and who said what. Thanks.
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Bill Gates Epstein Files latest

From the new Private Eye, out now.
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
If you haven’t seen this before it’s well worth a watch - Ch4 at 9pm tonight…
December 1, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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He's m ng ist
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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A very happy St Andrew's Day to ye all! Awa for a dram.. Slainte! Winter on Loch Affric, Glen Affric #Scotland #StAndrewsDay #GlenAffric damianshields.photoshelter.com/p/2026-calendar
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM