Epicurus
Epicurus
“Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”
“How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice.
“You must be,” said the Cat, or you wouldn’t have come here.”
Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
“Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat: “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”
“How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice.
“You must be,” said the Cat, or you wouldn’t have come here.”
Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde
Harpo and Susan adopted four children.
When he was asked by George Burns how many children he planned to adopt, he answered, "I'd like to adopt as many children as I have windows in my house. So when I leave for work, I want a kid in every window, waving goodbye."
Harpo and Susan adopted four children.
When he was asked by George Burns how many children he planned to adopt, he answered, "I'd like to adopt as many children as I have windows in my house. So when I leave for work, I want a kid in every window, waving goodbye."
Guy de Maupassant
Guy de Maupassant
Ernst Haeckel
Ernst Haeckel
W.C. Fields
W.C. Fields
Oh, yes. They not only can be. They ARE.
Oh, yes. They not only can be. They ARE.
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This is because turkey can contain salmonella, which are tiny bacteria that, if they get in your bloodstream, develop into full-grown salmon, which could come leaping out of your mouth during an important business presentation."
Dave Barry
This is because turkey can contain salmonella, which are tiny bacteria that, if they get in your bloodstream, develop into full-grown salmon, which could come leaping out of your mouth during an important business presentation."
Dave Barry
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Charles Spurgeon
Charles Spurgeon
Marcel Proust
Marcel Proust
This is what they should be doing. But, nah, it’s much easier to gang tackle cleaning women and nannies
This is what they should be doing. But, nah, it’s much easier to gang tackle cleaning women and nannies
Johnny Carson
Johnny Carson
Dylan Brody
Dylan Brody
Epictetus
Epictetus