Whether I approve of this rest area is really going to depend on how many rattlesnake.

Is there no limit to his depravity?

TIL what Turkey Mornay is.

In the Infancy Gospel, baby Jesus spoke the Killing Word to a bunch of kids who were bullying him and when the neighbors complained about it, he struck them all blind.

The sovereignty of Second Oregon will not be mocked.

What a dapper gentleman.

My medieval lit professor had a coffee mug that said "I majored in Medieval Studies because that's where the money is" and I winced in sympathy whenever she brought it to class.

I thought about getting a giant naked statue for my kitchen counter, but then I don't know where I'd put the blender.

Cheeks made to be wobbled, a nose born to be kissed.

"Love it or hate it it's here to stay" tell that shit to Pocket Rockers

The difference being I was sad when my Tamagotchi died.