I wrote about the World Cup fan zones announcement, changes to Cultural Olympiad leadership, ICE going to Milan, and yes, the Casey Wasserman emails 😑

Plus soooooo many links for your weekend reading, all in today's Torched news roundup 🔥

oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness

Haven’t been on Twitter in a meaningful way for about 6 months but my therapist recently called me well-adjusted so I’m thinking about going back

sorry i’ve been outdoors for like three days and now all my thoughts are about living my life with an open heart

The first person to pitch celery and peanut butter was probably burned at the stake

All my friends love a grainy mustard

Dodgers are in their 18th game of May. Four times this month has a pitcher lasted longer than 5 innings. Yoshinobu Yamamoto has three of them, including 6 no-hit innings so far tonight

The way the sun is changing my life

Need a phone whose only functions are telling me if I need to wear sunscreen today and text messaging but just auto replying “sure!” if people ask to hang out.

Big week for Big Mug™️. Vessel for tea, soup, coffee, omelette. And with just a rinse in between each.

Oops I Christmas again

Gonna make 7 homemade gifts in 48 hours. I live for this shit

i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison