Parodybar
@golbar.bsky.social
Fan of things, not a fan of other things. Trying to play my fiddle while Rome burns and failing miserably.
Not to distract everyone from Charlie Kirk getting shot, but we just had a school shooting in Colorado...2 students shot. www.youtube.com/watch?v=28Cq...
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September 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not to distract everyone from Charlie Kirk getting shot, but we just had a school shooting in Colorado...2 students shot. www.youtube.com/watch?v=28Cq...
I also turn off replies when I get paid to post something and I'm getting ratioed.
September 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I also turn off replies when I get paid to post something and I'm getting ratioed.
Nothing about the iphone 17 is appealing...they made it uglier and gave it a spray tan...that's it.
Apple Watch upgrades are worth an upgrade from an older model maybe.
Airpods with translation and heart rate are intriguing..but I'll wait for black friday.
Apple Watch upgrades are worth an upgrade from an older model maybe.
Airpods with translation and heart rate are intriguing..but I'll wait for black friday.
September 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Nothing about the iphone 17 is appealing...they made it uglier and gave it a spray tan...that's it.
Apple Watch upgrades are worth an upgrade from an older model maybe.
Airpods with translation and heart rate are intriguing..but I'll wait for black friday.
Apple Watch upgrades are worth an upgrade from an older model maybe.
Airpods with translation and heart rate are intriguing..but I'll wait for black friday.
KRATOM being legal to buy at a tobacco shop and THC/Weed being a class 1 narcotic is peak USA....
September 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
KRATOM being legal to buy at a tobacco shop and THC/Weed being a class 1 narcotic is peak USA....
Only in our currenty dystopian hellscape could this be considered positive news by a market. The line has become completely disconnected from reality and is just a financial instrument.
U.S. COMPANIES ANNOUNCE JUST 1,494 NEW JOBS IN AUGUST — LOWEST FOR THE MONTH SINCE 2009; LAYOFFS SURGE 39% TO 85,979
September 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Only in our currenty dystopian hellscape could this be considered positive news by a market. The line has become completely disconnected from reality and is just a financial instrument.
Did we all forget that Trump spearheaded the Covid vaccine development?
September 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Did we all forget that Trump spearheaded the Covid vaccine development?
The main reason that poplation growth slowing, and populations aging is a giant huge big bad problem is because capitalism requires infinite growth, which requries infiniately more customers.
September 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The main reason that poplation growth slowing, and populations aging is a giant huge big bad problem is because capitalism requires infinite growth, which requries infiniately more customers.
Probably not dead but I am surprised he isn’t ranting like a maniac at the viral accusation….
August 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Probably not dead but I am surprised he isn’t ranting like a maniac at the viral accusation….
You can tell Jerry Jones just hired the best PR firm he could pay to try desperately to smear Micah Parsons...it's so obvious it's gross. The amount of obviously paid for "leaked" bullshit is insane.
August 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You can tell Jerry Jones just hired the best PR firm he could pay to try desperately to smear Micah Parsons...it's so obvious it's gross. The amount of obviously paid for "leaked" bullshit is insane.
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A Venn diagram of people who want to mess with the blockchain and people who require economic data from the Department of Commerce is just two circles that don't overlap.
August 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
A Venn diagram of people who want to mess with the blockchain and people who require economic data from the Department of Commerce is just two circles that don't overlap.
So a GJ will indict a ham sandwich, but not a dude for throwing one...amazing proof that the system does work sometimes.
August 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
So a GJ will indict a ham sandwich, but not a dude for throwing one...amazing proof that the system does work sometimes.
when did it be one a thing for women o refer to men as "babe” in professional settings?
August 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
when did it be one a thing for women o refer to men as "babe” in professional settings?
This
You’re not dropping a single, asshole.
If you’re actually knew anything, it would be criminal not to reveal it now. But of course, this is a bullshit publicity stunt.
If you’re actually knew anything, it would be criminal not to reveal it now. But of course, this is a bullshit publicity stunt.
August 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This
If we ever get out of this hell....I sure hope any general that planned/organized the illegal invasion of our cities is court martialed. This is blantantly and obviously unconsitutional and illegal.
August 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
If we ever get out of this hell....I sure hope any general that planned/organized the illegal invasion of our cities is court martialed. This is blantantly and obviously unconsitutional and illegal.
The only way invading states/cities who didn't like you makes sense, is if you never intend to ever give up any power whatsoever.
August 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The only way invading states/cities who didn't like you makes sense, is if you never intend to ever give up any power whatsoever.
First they come for immigrants/foriegners, then the homeless, then the disabled, then people who disagree with them. They'll put them in camps for thier protection and tthey'll disappear. Years later we'll all claim we "didn't know". All of this has happend before, all of this will happen again.
August 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
First they come for immigrants/foriegners, then the homeless, then the disabled, then people who disagree with them. They'll put them in camps for thier protection and tthey'll disappear. Years later we'll all claim we "didn't know". All of this has happend before, all of this will happen again.
It is easier to
Impeach than invoke the 25th amendment on a conscious president…all he literally has to do is write “no, I’m good” on a piece of paper and it becomes hard mode impeachment. Read the fucking amendment people…
Impeach than invoke the 25th amendment on a conscious president…all he literally has to do is write “no, I’m good” on a piece of paper and it becomes hard mode impeachment. Read the fucking amendment people…
August 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It is easier to
Impeach than invoke the 25th amendment on a conscious president…all he literally has to do is write “no, I’m good” on a piece of paper and it becomes hard mode impeachment. Read the fucking amendment people…
Impeach than invoke the 25th amendment on a conscious president…all he literally has to do is write “no, I’m good” on a piece of paper and it becomes hard mode impeachment. Read the fucking amendment people…
The solution to gerrymandering is messaging and a ground game. It’s not fair and it sucks but it’s the only way.
August 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The solution to gerrymandering is messaging and a ground game. It’s not fair and it sucks but it’s the only way.
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For the love of fucking god, we ALWAYS have nuclear submarines in appropriate regions near Russia...Opsec is a thing...So help me god, we are going to have WW3 because this fuck like teenaged girls aren't we?
TRUMP: I HAVE ORDERED TWO NUCLEAR SUBMARINES TO BE POSITIONED IN APPROPRIATE REGIONS NEAR RUSSIA
August 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
For the love of fucking god, we ALWAYS have nuclear submarines in appropriate regions near Russia...Opsec is a thing...So help me god, we are going to have WW3 because this fuck like teenaged girls aren't we?
So...it turns out that changing your stance everyday based on a dementia patient...has consequences.
$NVDA - US GOVERNMENT TURMOIL STALLS THOUSANDS OF EXPORT APPROVALS Thousands of U.S. export license applications, including for China, are stalled due to dysfunction at the Commerce Department’s export bureau, sources say. The agency has delayed new rules, cut communication with
August 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
So...it turns out that changing your stance everyday based on a dementia patient...has consequences.
Anyone with more than 2 brain cells to rub together realizes rather quickly that general use humanoid robots are a dead end....We are not efficient nor was our design good. The immense processing for bipedalism is a waste for a robot.
August 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Anyone with more than 2 brain cells to rub together realizes rather quickly that general use humanoid robots are a dead end....We are not efficient nor was our design good. The immense processing for bipedalism is a waste for a robot.
Don't get distracted by the fucking gold ball room, EPSTIEN FILES NOW!
August 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Don't get distracted by the fucking gold ball room, EPSTIEN FILES NOW!
JFC, we went from 147k jobs last month to 14k...that's a biiiiiig as ooopsiedoodles.
August 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
JFC, we went from 147k jobs last month to 14k...that's a biiiiiig as ooopsiedoodles.
is it just me, or has the FCC no call list and sms messaging enforcement gone completely out the window int he last 6 months? I get at least 10 calls/texts a day for random scams/marketing now, and I don't remember it being this bad.
August 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
is it just me, or has the FCC no call list and sms messaging enforcement gone completely out the window int he last 6 months? I get at least 10 calls/texts a day for random scams/marketing now, and I don't remember it being this bad.