Golden Pothos
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If I ever feel lazy and unproductive, I'll just remember I didn't waste so much time being so gullible and nasty.
January 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
If I ever feel lazy and unproductive, I'll just remember I didn't waste so much time being so gullible and nasty.
Clyde is very tall now
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Clyde is very tall now
In no possible universe...
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
In no possible universe...
Get out of my tent Gavin you jerk
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Get out of my tent Gavin you jerk
Fucking delusional
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Fucking delusional
Ugh yessss. Very letting perfect be the enemy of good.
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Ugh yessss. Very letting perfect be the enemy of good.
The MTG tall mic impression got me so good. Such an excellent show!
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The MTG tall mic impression got me so good. Such an excellent show!
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can’t help but notice it’s ‘they’ when a single mother might manage to use SNAP benefits for food that actually tastes good but it’s ‘we’ when a handful of ketamine addicts wanna ruin the economy
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
can’t help but notice it’s ‘they’ when a single mother might manage to use SNAP benefits for food that actually tastes good but it’s ‘we’ when a handful of ketamine addicts wanna ruin the economy
OF MOL'E FUTURE
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
OF MOL'E FUTURE
Michelle, your family is concerned about your media consumption
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Michelle, your family is concerned about your media consumption