Well, this is gross.

Book pitch: “a nap at the White House”, a children’s book.

LLM to the rescue!

Is your wife a fan of Spy vs Spy? Does she need a .38 special for Christmas? Buy her “The First Lady”. It oozes class, strength and beauty.

Oh! And if you go to the website, they have a First Lady pistol!

We live in the dumbest timeline.

Sometimes, because I hate myself, I check in on r/conservative to see what they are saying… turns out their world view is just bullshit all the way down.

Spoiler: they asked me for money.

One of my all time favorite ones is Granny Weatherwax in Carpe Jugulum:

My toxic habit is to check in on r/conservative to see what they are whining about… this is from the “why must conservatives always hold their tongues” thread… and I know one thing to be true: this lady’s guacamole sucks.

Grift idea: holiday shirt, “happy holydays” and Jesus winking.

I’m gonna be rich.