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We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
As a (recovering) alcoholic, I can tell you Wiles apparently has some real world experience with alcoholism.
When I was drinking, I consistently blamed others for my drinking… it was my job being stressful, life being hard, things being unfair.
To me, alcoholism was not accepting responsibility
When I was drinking, I consistently blamed others for my drinking… it was my job being stressful, life being hard, things being unfair.
To me, alcoholism was not accepting responsibility
December 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
As a (recovering) alcoholic, I can tell you Wiles apparently has some real world experience with alcoholism.
When I was drinking, I consistently blamed others for my drinking… it was my job being stressful, life being hard, things being unfair.
To me, alcoholism was not accepting responsibility
When I was drinking, I consistently blamed others for my drinking… it was my job being stressful, life being hard, things being unfair.
To me, alcoholism was not accepting responsibility
Honestly, I think the worst part of our current reality is it just feels like Groundhog Day but worse…
Just the same dumb bullshit with no change or consequences…
We all say “that’s not how it works!” But it continues to happen…
Apparently it is how it works, and it fucking sucks
Just the same dumb bullshit with no change or consequences…
We all say “that’s not how it works!” But it continues to happen…
Apparently it is how it works, and it fucking sucks
December 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Honestly, I think the worst part of our current reality is it just feels like Groundhog Day but worse…
Just the same dumb bullshit with no change or consequences…
We all say “that’s not how it works!” But it continues to happen…
Apparently it is how it works, and it fucking sucks
Just the same dumb bullshit with no change or consequences…
We all say “that’s not how it works!” But it continues to happen…
Apparently it is how it works, and it fucking sucks
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MICHELE FIORE
Former Las Vegas councilmember and state lawmaker convicted on 7 counts of wire fraud. Raised over $70K for a fallen police officer’s memorial — then spent it on cosmetic surgery and personal expenses.
Trump issued a full pardon.
See more at: gov.ca.gov/2025/12/14/trumpcriminals/
Former Las Vegas councilmember and state lawmaker convicted on 7 counts of wire fraud. Raised over $70K for a fallen police officer’s memorial — then spent it on cosmetic surgery and personal expenses.
Trump issued a full pardon.
See more at: gov.ca.gov/2025/12/14/trumpcriminals/
December 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
MICHELE FIORE
Former Las Vegas councilmember and state lawmaker convicted on 7 counts of wire fraud. Raised over $70K for a fallen police officer’s memorial — then spent it on cosmetic surgery and personal expenses.
Trump issued a full pardon.
See more at: gov.ca.gov/2025/12/14/trumpcriminals/
Former Las Vegas councilmember and state lawmaker convicted on 7 counts of wire fraud. Raised over $70K for a fallen police officer’s memorial — then spent it on cosmetic surgery and personal expenses.
Trump issued a full pardon.
See more at: gov.ca.gov/2025/12/14/trumpcriminals/
I enjoyed this greatly.
You can watch the closer of the year, and the entire special, right here!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L9l...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L9l...
December 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I enjoyed this greatly.
I might be behind, but a friend just shared this with me and it’s amazing.
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www.instagram.com/p/DK7jZqxJGc...
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December 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I might be behind, but a friend just shared this with me and it’s amazing.
www.instagram.com/p/DK7jZqxJGc...
www.instagram.com/p/DK7jZqxJGc...
The right wing media bubble…
Hastening the death of TV news by removing the news portion of it…
There is a huge opportunity for actual, good news reporting, we just need to figure out how to monetize it.
Hastening the death of TV news by removing the news portion of it…
There is a huge opportunity for actual, good news reporting, we just need to figure out how to monetize it.
the entire thing is a spectacle based on a professional provacateur who comically gut put in charge of CBS news interviewing the bereaved wife of a far right political rabble rouser. No big mystery why adverts are squeamish. anyone w a media background says no shit
Major advertisers appeared to sit out a new CBS News town hall telecast Saturday, moderated by Bari Weiss and featuring an interview with Erika Kirk.
Lack of Madison Avenue support could challenge the viability of the format, which Weiss wants to expand
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Lack of Madison Avenue support could challenge the viability of the format, which Weiss wants to expand
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
December 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The right wing media bubble…
Hastening the death of TV news by removing the news portion of it…
There is a huge opportunity for actual, good news reporting, we just need to figure out how to monetize it.
Hastening the death of TV news by removing the news portion of it…
There is a huge opportunity for actual, good news reporting, we just need to figure out how to monetize it.
Green Day sings “Deck the Halls”
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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For your weekend perusal: An attempt to explain how Youtube ate podcasts and how everything is television now feat. NPR's Rachel Martin, Bloomberg's @ashleycarman.bsky.social, and @dkthomp.bsky.social
How YouTube Ate Podcasts and TV
Short-form video is taking over everything (including reading).
www.theatlantic.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
For your weekend perusal: An attempt to explain how Youtube ate podcasts and how everything is television now feat. NPR's Rachel Martin, Bloomberg's @ashleycarman.bsky.social, and @dkthomp.bsky.social
Honestly… I hate all these companies.
I appreciate that DoorDash drivers are just trying to pay their bills, but their incentive structure sucks and I have little to no recourse when they put my drinks in a way I knock them over to get the food.
But the companies themselves are awful.
I appreciate that DoorDash drivers are just trying to pay their bills, but their incentive structure sucks and I have little to no recourse when they put my drinks in a way I knock them over to get the food.
But the companies themselves are awful.
EXCLUSIVE: We found that Instacart is using AI algorithms to charge customers different prices for the same items.
It's not just online. It's in physical grocery stores too.
Our months-long investigation with @consumerreports.org and @groundwork.bsky.social found it could cost families $1200/year.
It's not just online. It's in physical grocery stores too.
Our months-long investigation with @consumerreports.org and @groundwork.bsky.social found it could cost families $1200/year.
We Had 400 People Shop For Groceries. What We Found Will Shock You.
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Honestly… I hate all these companies.
I appreciate that DoorDash drivers are just trying to pay their bills, but their incentive structure sucks and I have little to no recourse when they put my drinks in a way I knock them over to get the food.
But the companies themselves are awful.
I appreciate that DoorDash drivers are just trying to pay their bills, but their incentive structure sucks and I have little to no recourse when they put my drinks in a way I knock them over to get the food.
But the companies themselves are awful.
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Okay gang, The Onion is 80 sign-ups away from our 60,000th print subscriber.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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December 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Okay gang, The Onion is 80 sign-ups away from our 60,000th print subscriber.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
This would put us in contention for the Top 10 most circulated newspapers in the U.S.
So! We're giving our 60,000th subscriber a mystery box by our archivist as a nice lil thank you.
Sign up now. I'd give it an hour.
I guess they finally let him watch something other than the gorilla channel.
In bizarre, self-pitying tirade, unraveling Trump admits his polling is actually pretty bad and not at record highs, as he keeps claiming
December 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I guess they finally let him watch something other than the gorilla channel.
I don’t know how we do this… maybe a post mortem… but I’d love to know if these people actually drank the kool aid and believe the lies they spew or if he’s just a useful idiot and they’ll say whatever as long as they keep getting what they want.
I’m sure it’s a mix.
I’m sure it’s a mix.
Kevin Hassett on Trump: "He's the best communicator I've ever seen ... he's solving it seems all the world's problems, stopping wars and everything else"
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I don’t know how we do this… maybe a post mortem… but I’d love to know if these people actually drank the kool aid and believe the lies they spew or if he’s just a useful idiot and they’ll say whatever as long as they keep getting what they want.
I’m sure it’s a mix.
I’m sure it’s a mix.
My favorite was always just
Grandfather clocked.
Grandfather clocked.
For me it’s this classic
December 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My favorite was always just
Grandfather clocked.
Grandfather clocked.
Is it better if he actually believes this or knows he’s spouting bullshit?
Both are bad, of course… I’m just not sure which is worse.
Both are bad, of course… I’m just not sure which is worse.
Speaker Johnson thinks Americans worried about affordability need to just “relax”
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Is it better if he actually believes this or knows he’s spouting bullshit?
Both are bad, of course… I’m just not sure which is worse.
Both are bad, of course… I’m just not sure which is worse.
Book pitch: “a nap at the White House”, a children’s book.
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Book pitch: “a nap at the White House”, a children’s book.
At what point does embarrassment take over? Fawning over a guy who can’t even stay awake to hear it…
I’m embarrassed by this!
I’m embarrassed by this!
He’s gesturing to a sleeping man as he says “He’s the only leader in the world who can help end [the war in Ukraine].”
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
At what point does embarrassment take over? Fawning over a guy who can’t even stay awake to hear it…
I’m embarrassed by this!
I’m embarrassed by this!
True leadership means you never accept blame.
Trump on if he supports the second strike on a drug boat: "As far as the attack is concerned, I still haven't gotten a lot of information because I rely on Pete. I didn't know about the second strike. I wasn't involved in it."
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
True leadership means you never accept blame.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Does anyone know a good way to short unbacked consumer credit loans? Asking for an investment banker.
Klarna, the Buy Now Pay Later app, a reported a 45% year-over-year jump in U.S. sales from November 1 through Black Friday.
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Does anyone know a good way to short unbacked consumer credit loans? Asking for an investment banker.
I name my fists the sound and the fury because they signify nothing.
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I name my fists the sound and the fury because they signify nothing.
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I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
I named my fists Moby and Dick because I am about to whale on you.
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
Are they still war crimes if you were too drunk to remember ordering them? Asking for a secretary of war.
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Are they still war crimes if you were too drunk to remember ordering them? Asking for a secretary of war.
If you say you’d support independent journalism… here’s your chance.
As I said to Onion members:
"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."
So help out! Grab a paper.
"We’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically."
So help out! Grab a paper.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If you say you’d support independent journalism… here’s your chance.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...