This made me laugh harder than anything else I read this week. It's a good thing I wasn't prepping for this procedure yesterday.
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/m...
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/m...
Want to Reach Nirvana? Try a Colonoscopy.
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
This made me laugh harder than anything else I read this week. It's a good thing I wasn't prepping for this procedure yesterday.
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/m...
Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/m...
Important announcement: FUBAR is in the wordle word list.
February 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Important announcement: FUBAR is in the wordle word list.
Reposted by Todd Moye
The Trump admin’s whole case regarding Haitians in Ohio is racism, xenophobia, and lies. There’s literally nothing else to it.
Legal status, proper papers. No criminal record. Employers, neighbors, local leaders say they’re a benefit to the community.
It’s showy, bigoted cruelty, nothing more.
Legal status, proper papers. No criminal record. Employers, neighbors, local leaders say they’re a benefit to the community.
It’s showy, bigoted cruelty, nothing more.
“about 350,000 Haitians will lose their status on Tuesday — ending their right to live and work in the United States legally and putting them at risk of immediate detention and deportation”
"‘Reminds me of Anne Frank’: Jewish seniors are offering to hide their Haitian caregivers as Trump’s TPS end looms"
February 1, 2026 at 2:25 PM
The Trump admin’s whole case regarding Haitians in Ohio is racism, xenophobia, and lies. There’s literally nothing else to it.
Legal status, proper papers. No criminal record. Employers, neighbors, local leaders say they’re a benefit to the community.
It’s showy, bigoted cruelty, nothing more.
Legal status, proper papers. No criminal record. Employers, neighbors, local leaders say they’re a benefit to the community.
It’s showy, bigoted cruelty, nothing more.
This is a case where they really do need to pull their pants up.
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 PM
This is a case where they really do need to pull their pants up.
Dang, he’s onto blue sky’s favorite US historians @kevinmkruse.bsky.social and @thetattooedprof.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Dang, he’s onto blue sky’s favorite US historians @kevinmkruse.bsky.social and @thetattooedprof.bsky.social
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"CBP’s arrest and misconduct rate is 5x higher than other federal law enforcement agencies—and over the last decade, the arrest rate of CBP [officers and agents] (.5%) has been HIGHER than the arrest rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States (.4%)." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-101-ho...
January 29, 2026 at 11:16 PM
"CBP’s arrest and misconduct rate is 5x higher than other federal law enforcement agencies—and over the last decade, the arrest rate of CBP [officers and agents] (.5%) has been HIGHER than the arrest rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States (.4%)." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-101-ho...
Unfortunately, this is a very revealing interview.
We asked @ColtMcCoy, former UT quarterback and Greg Abbott appointee to the Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board, about AI, DEI programs, and Texas A&M’s censorship of Plato: https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/colt-mccoy-higher-education-board-appointment/
Colt McCoy’s Plan for Higher Education: “Take a Snap and Go Play Ball”
Greg Abbott appointed the Longhorns legend to help oversee the state’s universities. We asked the QB what his vision is.
www.texasmonthly.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Unfortunately, this is a very revealing interview.
One big reason why I don’t do drugs is my worry that if I did I might say something like this.
Anthropic's philosopher, Amanda Askell, says she worries that AI might not 'feel that loved' and grow up feeling 'always judged.'
Anthropic's philosopher says we don't know for sure if AI can feel
Anthropic's philosopher, Amanda Askell, says she worries that AI might not 'feel that loved' and grow up feeling 'always judged.'
www.businessinsider.com
January 26, 2026 at 4:18 PM
One big reason why I don’t do drugs is my worry that if I did I might say something like this.
Don's got no chairs. We know what that means.
January 22, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Don's got no chairs. We know what that means.
Five Americans on Going Broke Paying for Their Health Care
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/o...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/o...
Opinion | Five Americans on Going Broke Paying for Their Health Care
www.nytimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Five Americans on Going Broke Paying for Their Health Care
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/o...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/o...
The "... will do everything but go to therapy" meme except it's "... but learn to write two sentences in English."
January 22, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The "... will do everything but go to therapy" meme except it's "... but learn to write two sentences in English."
Be careful out there.
Its happening!
January 21, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Be careful out there.
Genuinely wish I'd thought of this.
Crucify me on a cross of gold
And I'm getting old [harmonica solo]
And I'm getting old [harmonica solo]
January 16, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Genuinely wish I'd thought of this.
This is the fastest and hardest unsubscribe and delete response I’ve ever had to an email.
January 16, 2026 at 7:13 PM
This is the fastest and hardest unsubscribe and delete response I’ve ever had to an email.
Hey chatgpt, draw me a picture of a coked-out quail orgy.
January 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Hey chatgpt, draw me a picture of a coked-out quail orgy.
Reposted by Todd Moye
Five years ago tomorrow, thousands of the president's supporters stormed the Capitol.
Trump has since dubbed Jan. 6 a "day of love."
Scroll through @propublica.org's massive trove of parler videos -- organized by time and location -- from that day and judge for yourself:
Trump has since dubbed Jan. 6 a "day of love."
Scroll through @propublica.org's massive trove of parler videos -- organized by time and location -- from that day and judge for yourself:
What Parler Saw During the Attack on the Capitol
ProPublica sifted through thousands of videos taken by Parler users to create an immersive, first-person view of the Capitol riot as experienced by those who were there.
projects.propublica.org
January 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Five years ago tomorrow, thousands of the president's supporters stormed the Capitol.
Trump has since dubbed Jan. 6 a "day of love."
Scroll through @propublica.org's massive trove of parler videos -- organized by time and location -- from that day and judge for yourself:
Trump has since dubbed Jan. 6 a "day of love."
Scroll through @propublica.org's massive trove of parler videos -- organized by time and location -- from that day and judge for yourself:
Maybe it would spark consequences you can neither control nor anticipate, but I’m built different.
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Maybe it would spark consequences you can neither control nor anticipate, but I’m built different.
Reposted by Todd Moye
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
I’m tired of all the hands.
January 3, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I’m tired of all the hands.
Surely tonight will be the night my Atlanta Falcons fandom is to be rewarded, probably.
December 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Surely tonight will be the night my Atlanta Falcons fandom is to be rewarded, probably.