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goodcitizen.bsky.social
GoodCitizen
@goodcitizen.bsky.social
We’re a band. Pop music in the vein of Costello/Lowe/Hitchcock. Most posts written by the bass player.

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You need to kill that thing
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
One more time, here for the Mom jokes
December 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Every time I see the little bikes it reminds me of my childhood
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Respect must be given
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
*Toad
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Charlie Brown inexplicably shows up and slaps toad in the face. “Da Fuq!? That’s my bit!”said Charlie Brown
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Boston baked beans
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Wish this wasn’t satire-would be hilarious
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I even kept the shipping tube😁✌️
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Ya never know. Could be brilliant
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Woulda been funnier if I said my dick don’t feel quite right, but alas, the takeaways…
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Not quite the same but I ended up saying I think there’s a urethra problem…
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Sure it’s not just a bit? Cuz it could be hilarious
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Throw it in a bowl with a fried egg and salsa on top, done AND delicious
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Absolutely
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Always. And that’s the joy
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Still brilliant
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I get it, but take your time
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
All except Bigfoot. Let the man be…
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Agreed
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Skeet (preferable), post, and poast (2nd) all acceptable as the BS elders intended
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
dude has a hog
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM