D. R. “Not a Doctor” Blakeman
@gooddoctorb.bsky.social
Author/artist/musician makin shit in KCMOUSA. I am not a doctor, it’s just my initials and that’s the whole joke, sorry. I use he/him pronouns.
Help a mfer out and buy a tshirt! https://www.teepublic.com/user/drblakeman
Help a mfer out and buy a tshirt! https://www.teepublic.com/user/drblakeman
Everyone dancing merrily
In the nude
Old-fashioned way
In the nude
Old-fashioned way
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Everyone dancing merrily
In the nude
Old-fashioned way
In the nude
Old-fashioned way
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Here are some holiday VS pieces I've made
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Here are some holiday VS pieces I've made
This year, let’s remember to keep the Crih in Crihmuh
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This year, let’s remember to keep the Crih in Crihmuh
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I always thought it was funny that Christmas stories are so often about a rich person learning a lesson and calling it a "Christmas Miracle".
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I always thought it was funny that Christmas stories are so often about a rich person learning a lesson and calling it a "Christmas Miracle".
I bet having a holly jolly Christmas is actually pretty difficult when you’re the jingle horse
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I bet having a holly jolly Christmas is actually pretty difficult when you’re the jingle horse
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
“Hey Charmin, does a bear shit in the woods?”
“No, a bear shits in its well furnished home bathroom.”
“Oh ok”
“Also it does anus inspections”
“Huh”
“Bears are completely obsessed with checking each other’s anuses. They check other bear’s anuses every time they see other bears”
“Wha”
“For shit balls”
“No, a bear shits in its well furnished home bathroom.”
“Oh ok”
“Also it does anus inspections”
“Huh”
“Bears are completely obsessed with checking each other’s anuses. They check other bear’s anuses every time they see other bears”
“Wha”
“For shit balls”
December 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
“Hey Charmin, does a bear shit in the woods?”
“No, a bear shits in its well furnished home bathroom.”
“Oh ok”
“Also it does anus inspections”
“Huh”
“Bears are completely obsessed with checking each other’s anuses. They check other bear’s anuses every time they see other bears”
“Wha”
“For shit balls”
“No, a bear shits in its well furnished home bathroom.”
“Oh ok”
“Also it does anus inspections”
“Huh”
“Bears are completely obsessed with checking each other’s anuses. They check other bear’s anuses every time they see other bears”
“Wha”
“For shit balls”
🎶In the meadow, we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
He’ll say, “Are you married?“
We’ll say, “Yeah, man“
“But we noticed you from across the bar and we like your vibe“🎵
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
He’ll say, “Are you married?“
We’ll say, “Yeah, man“
“But we noticed you from across the bar and we like your vibe“🎵
December 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
🎶In the meadow, we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
He’ll say, “Are you married?“
We’ll say, “Yeah, man“
“But we noticed you from across the bar and we like your vibe“🎵
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
He’ll say, “Are you married?“
We’ll say, “Yeah, man“
“But we noticed you from across the bar and we like your vibe“🎵
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"my prompts, gone"
December 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"my prompts, gone"
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Let’s not forget the reason for the season, people. Remember to keep the Toyota in Toyotathon
December 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Let’s not forget the reason for the season, people. Remember to keep the Toyota in Toyotathon
You know those heartwarming stories about best-friend animals who help each other out during trying times? Then there is our cat Sam, who had to have all of his teeth removed a few years ago, & our cat Ginger, who has taken full advantage by stealing his food and kicking his ass. She bites his butt
December 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
You know those heartwarming stories about best-friend animals who help each other out during trying times? Then there is our cat Sam, who had to have all of his teeth removed a few years ago, & our cat Ginger, who has taken full advantage by stealing his food and kicking his ass. She bites his butt
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January 6 was like a much dumber version of Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch and yet a plurality of American voters were like, Yeah, let’s give that guy the nuke codes again. An absolutely world historical debacle of societal ignorance. I’ll never understand it.
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
January 6 was like a much dumber version of Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch and yet a plurality of American voters were like, Yeah, let’s give that guy the nuke codes again. An absolutely world historical debacle of societal ignorance. I’ll never understand it.
Autocorrect is out of control. Trying to write a grocery list and I have:
Now tie pasta
Cat traits
Wars chest or shire sauce
Now tie pasta
Cat traits
Wars chest or shire sauce
December 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Autocorrect is out of control. Trying to write a grocery list and I have:
Now tie pasta
Cat traits
Wars chest or shire sauce
Now tie pasta
Cat traits
Wars chest or shire sauce
I feel like onus and anus should’ve had their vowels switched
December 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I feel like onus and anus should’ve had their vowels switched
The plural of brownie is actually brownii. Sorry no time to elaborate, gotta run
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The plural of brownie is actually brownii. Sorry no time to elaborate, gotta run
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"ICE and CBP must be abolished" is the only reasonable position. We can debate the specifics of new agencies for immigration functions, but these agencies are simply too infected with a culture of impunity, racism, and fascism to continue. They're gangs with badges.
Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.
Federal agents use chemical irritant on crowd in Somali neighborhood of Minneapolis amid Trump crackdown
Federal agents have used chemical irritant to disperse a crowd in a heavily Somali neighborhood in Minneapolis. This happened Tuesday during a identification checks amid the Trump administration's cra...
www.mprnews.org
December 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"ICE and CBP must be abolished" is the only reasonable position. We can debate the specifics of new agencies for immigration functions, but these agencies are simply too infected with a culture of impunity, racism, and fascism to continue. They're gangs with badges.
I’m going to write a percussion piece about an ongoing series of newspaper articles about the feet of people whose jobs require a lot of walking
The Beat of the Beat of the Beat of the Beat
The Beat of the Beat of the Beat of the Beat
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I’m going to write a percussion piece about an ongoing series of newspaper articles about the feet of people whose jobs require a lot of walking
The Beat of the Beat of the Beat of the Beat
The Beat of the Beat of the Beat of the Beat
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Polling: "Do you think the rich have too much political power in the U.S.?"
Yes: 80%
No: 8%
Independent voters are 81%/6% on this; even Trump voters are 68%/18%.
Maybe a political party could lead on this issue.
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
Yes: 80%
No: 8%
Independent voters are 81%/6% on this; even Trump voters are 68%/18%.
Maybe a political party could lead on this issue.
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Polling: "Do you think the rich have too much political power in the U.S.?"
Yes: 80%
No: 8%
Independent voters are 81%/6% on this; even Trump voters are 68%/18%.
Maybe a political party could lead on this issue.
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
Yes: 80%
No: 8%
Independent voters are 81%/6% on this; even Trump voters are 68%/18%.
Maybe a political party could lead on this issue.
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
Me, seeing that my jeans have unzipped themselves again: O! I am fortune’s fool!
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Me, seeing that my jeans have unzipped themselves again: O! I am fortune’s fool!
I know it’s on the very bottom of an absolutely enormous pile of neverending bullshit, but it is so freaking funny that he always puts “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES” in quotation marks
December 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I know it’s on the very bottom of an absolutely enormous pile of neverending bullshit, but it is so freaking funny that he always puts “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES” in quotation marks
Sorry, I read that as, “No one out-pisses the Hut”
December 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Sorry, I read that as, “No one out-pisses the Hut”
Oop, don’t need my sunglasses anymore! Why, it’s almost FOUR O’CLOCK
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Oop, don’t need my sunglasses anymore! Why, it’s almost FOUR O’CLOCK
Ok, so sports betting is legal, fine, great. Why the hell is advertising sports betting in every conceivable medium 24 hours a day legal? Seems iffy is all
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Ok, so sports betting is legal, fine, great. Why the hell is advertising sports betting in every conceivable medium 24 hours a day legal? Seems iffy is all
Unfortunate, but also unfortunately predictable
Bob Crumb coming out of retirement just to say "RFK Jr. is right about vaccines and my ex-wife should've taken more advice from me" is such a fitting end to Boomer Americana and everything the "alt-comix" movement claimed to stand for
December 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Unfortunate, but also unfortunately predictable