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Parker Goodner
@goodnerd.bsky.social
•Bartender
•Lighter Lender
•Creek Swimmer
•Catfish Dinner

I play piano and build gunpla model kits for fun!
Imagine Stuart Little racing his little car at the drag strip
December 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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The oldest and most powerful nuclear plant in the Tennessee Valley Authority system got a second 20-year operating license extension, which will allow its three reactors to operate until their 80th birthdays in the mid-2050s.
US regulator extends life of TVA nuclear plant to 80 years | Chattanooga Times Free Press
The oldest and most powerful nuclear plant in the Tennessee Valley Authority system got a second 20-year operating license extension, which will allow its three reactors to operate until their 80th birthdays in the mid-2050s.
www.timesfreepress.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Shopping at Ollie’s feels like the ghost of Big Lots came back wrong
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Namekians are the coolest part of DBZ and that’s just a fact
October 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
No shit, it definitely is
October 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Gleyber Torres has the best name in baseball. Sometimes I just meander around the house saying “Gleyber Torres” to myself. He could shoot the pope and I wouldn’t give a shit.
August 17, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Due to a recent push for “anti-woke,” there will be no more bicycles. For the 2025 holiday season, retailers are making the switch to “straightcycles,” which you aren’t allowed to “ride.”
August 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My guilty pleasure is laying down in the shower and letting the scalding hot water burn my stomach while I play on my phone for 45 minutes every day
August 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
In WW2, the American Army opted for round grenades, because they figured that most young, American men knew how to throw a baseball. The Germans, however, opted for cylindrical grenades with slender handles, because they figured most German men knew how to throw a beer bottle.
#TheMoreYouKnow #WWII
August 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Would you try the Little Caesar’s exclusive Mango Rush Mountain Dew?? Would you Dew it if I double dared you?? #mangooff #mtndew #littlecaesars #mountaindew
May 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Who up milking this day today?
April 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
March 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It’s still nice, my legs are just a little sore :)
Walking a couple miles out into the woods: 🤠
Having to turn around and walk a couple miles back uphill: 🙂
March 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Walking a couple miles out into the woods: 🤠
Having to turn around and walk a couple miles back uphill: 🙂
March 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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As the cost of eggs goes up, so does the number of Tennesseans considering raising chickens in their backyards.
As egg prices climb, many Tennesseans are considering backyard chickens | Chattanooga Times Free Press
As the cost of eggs goes up, so does the number of Tennesseans considering raising chickens in their backyards. The rising cost is primarily due to the latest outbreak of bird flu, which has killed 166 million birds and poultry across the country, not to mention nearly a thousand dairy herds.
www.timesfreepress.com
March 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
1 hour of business lost AND 1 hour of sleep lost? Daylight stealings time!!
March 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Jank boteko. Jank boteko with the baby on it.
March 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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looks like its lid up
March 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Finally having a pair of house shoes has made my life noticeably more comfortable
February 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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The Justice Department hopes to release on Thursday flight logs and ‘a lot of names’ related to Jeffrey Epstein, the late financier accused of sex trafficking who socialized with Wall Street titans, royalty and celebrities, Attorney General Pam Bondi said reut.rs/4h2ohA6
US Attorney General hopes to release Epstein-related flight logs, names on Thursday
The U.S. Justice Department hopes to release on Thursday flight logs and "a lot of names" related to Jeffrey Epstein, the late financier accused of sex trafficking who socialized with Wall Street titans, royalty and celebrities, Attorney General Pam Bondi said on Wednesday.
reut.rs
February 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Quick anyone got $50,000 they wanna send me for no reason at all
February 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Can’t believe this guy is Deputy Director of the FBI now
February 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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In light of everything happening, I wrote about how the KKK in the 1920s felt unstoppable, about the people that fought against them anyway, and about how fascism always fails. dansinker.com/posts/202…
February 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM