Goofball Jones
goofballjones.bsky.social
Goofball Jones
@goofballjones.bsky.social
pfp commission by @evafllz on insta
Something good for you this day
January 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Deleted my TikTok account and the app off all my devices. I already followed who I wanted elsewhere and downloaded what I couldn’t live without. Absolutely not going back because of these shenanigans #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You live in your body, so you have to make sure it’s in better working order than my Subaru #inspiration #selfcare #mentalhealth #quotes
December 14, 2024 at 3:31 AM
I thought target santa was going to bring me beets and I got v excited
November 28, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Reposted by Goofball Jones
Fuck yeah
November 28, 2024 at 4:41 PM
relax your eyebrows at bedtime follow for more life advice
November 28, 2024 at 6:15 PM
who else is traumatized by this code? SCRNOIGYSTCA
November 27, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Update: I was just shown a pic of the Dashcon ball pit in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty four by a 14 year old as if it was a new meme #tumblr
November 26, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Reposted by Goofball Jones
Every single school should have a library & a librarian, to help every single child find the books that will make them readers, and give them all the lifelong benefits of literacy. Libraries & librarians change children's lives FOREVER!
#literacy #libraries #librarians
November 25, 2024 at 8:36 PM
at *store redacted* and asked if they had a VCR/VHS player. clerk said what’s that and I aged and died like the guy who drank from the wrong cup at the end of Indiana Jones
November 25, 2024 at 5:57 PM
time to consume the very building blocks of life
November 24, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Reposted by Goofball Jones
November 24, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Reposted by Goofball Jones
my name is detective sleepy, and i’m about to get started on my toughest case so far; the pillow case
November 23, 2024 at 11:36 PM
artist rendition of the dog that stared at me on December 1, 2021
November 23, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Reposted by Goofball Jones
Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
hot take: bring a little flip-up detective notepad to therapy
November 22, 2024 at 4:01 PM
imagine you’re in the zombie apocalypse and get mono
November 22, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Reposted by Goofball Jones
November 20, 2024 at 5:15 PM
if I had four arms and no fingers, do you know how pissed I’d be?!?

#jjk
November 20, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Let’s put the Onceler in charge of the forest service while we’re at it
November 19, 2024 at 11:38 PM
good morning! orange 👏 juice 👏 should 👏 be 👏 chewy 👏
November 19, 2024 at 1:46 PM
found em! my sunglasses were on my face
November 19, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Reposted by Goofball Jones
November 18, 2024 at 12:01 PM
Reposted by Goofball Jones
“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

- James Baldwin
November 18, 2024 at 5:15 AM