Goof Monring
@goofmonring.bsky.social
Wishing you all a goof monring and a goof evengin, too.
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I'd be making some plans for Nigel in that case.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I'd be making some plans for Nigel in that case.
The Bad Eyebrow Gang
December 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The Bad Eyebrow Gang
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December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
They're all on Pluto!
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Forgot to say that Billy is terrible, so we agree there.
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Forgot to say that Billy is terrible, so we agree there.
But why are the socks so long? And why did he roll up his jeans like that? If he was wearing Blunnies or some other type of boot I could almost countenance it.
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
But why are the socks so long? And why did he roll up his jeans like that? If he was wearing Blunnies or some other type of boot I could almost countenance it.
The plastic was for when she face planted & drooled from being tranq-ed out on Miltown. Her desires to think for herself & life beyond housewifery 'angry-ed up' her blood leading to an Rx of mother's little helpers.
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The plastic was for when she face planted & drooled from being tranq-ed out on Miltown. Her desires to think for herself & life beyond housewifery 'angry-ed up' her blood leading to an Rx of mother's little helpers.
Sir, that 'coffee shop' is an abomination.
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Sir, that 'coffee shop' is an abomination.
Y'know, I was believing his macho internal monologue until he drank the coffee out of a cup while holding the saucer under it, instead of using a mug. Like a manly man!
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Y'know, I was believing his macho internal monologue until he drank the coffee out of a cup while holding the saucer under it, instead of using a mug. Like a manly man!
At the time, I couldn't believe that's what they called him. I thought they had to know what that word meant but on a family show, they're constantly had a 'Boner' coming out their mouths. Like who were the writers?
December 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
At the time, I couldn't believe that's what they called him. I thought they had to know what that word meant but on a family show, they're constantly had a 'Boner' coming out their mouths. Like who were the writers?
I don't remember these. I will never forget the ads for Ballpark Franks (not even sold in Canada), though.
"Those franks on the fire get longer and higher
They're Ballpark Franks
They plump when you cook em
[pop pop pop sound effects of dents being made in the BBQ lid]
They're Ballpark Franks"
"Those franks on the fire get longer and higher
They're Ballpark Franks
They plump when you cook em
[pop pop pop sound effects of dents being made in the BBQ lid]
They're Ballpark Franks"
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I don't remember these. I will never forget the ads for Ballpark Franks (not even sold in Canada), though.
"Those franks on the fire get longer and higher
They're Ballpark Franks
They plump when you cook em
[pop pop pop sound effects of dents being made in the BBQ lid]
They're Ballpark Franks"
"Those franks on the fire get longer and higher
They're Ballpark Franks
They plump when you cook em
[pop pop pop sound effects of dents being made in the BBQ lid]
They're Ballpark Franks"
Admin 1's first name is Lou, obvs. Surname is Vreof, which sounds Russian.
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Admin 1's first name is Lou, obvs. Surname is Vreof, which sounds Russian.
I liked Freddie and think he could've been given more to do. I don't dislike Anna but won't really miss her too much.
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I liked Freddie and think he could've been given more to do. I don't dislike Anna but won't really miss her too much.
Vomitous nicknames incoming: Georgina, Chrisorge, Geossy (he calls her Chrissy sometimes).
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Vomitous nicknames incoming: Georgina, Chrisorge, Geossy (he calls her Chrissy sometimes).
I wish the current location could be repaired but it is a small branch & likely cost prohibitive. There's a branch at Parliament & Gerrard, so this seems a bit close to that one. I don't have mobility issues so it won't be a problem for me but I'll miss the old one when it's gone.
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I wish the current location could be repaired but it is a small branch & likely cost prohibitive. There's a branch at Parliament & Gerrard, so this seems a bit close to that one. I don't have mobility issues so it won't be a problem for me but I'll miss the old one when it's gone.
The current branch is plagued by unplanned closures due to plumbing problems. We were promised the replacement would be where the 'temporary' tent is on The Esplanade below SLM. Moving it to this location will be bad for ppl with mobility issues according to neighbourhood chatter.
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The current branch is plagued by unplanned closures due to plumbing problems. We were promised the replacement would be where the 'temporary' tent is on The Esplanade below SLM. Moving it to this location will be bad for ppl with mobility issues according to neighbourhood chatter.
Same terms used here in the Greater Toronto Area. I have heard "pull a uey" too.
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Same terms used here in the Greater Toronto Area. I have heard "pull a uey" too.
I dig the typeface/font used for hotchas.
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I dig the typeface/font used for hotchas.
No raisins but include loads of walnuts and pecans.
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
No raisins but include loads of walnuts and pecans.
Born and raised in Canada and I don't understand it either. Scraping ice and brushing off snow is for chumps.
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Born and raised in Canada and I don't understand it either. Scraping ice and brushing off snow is for chumps.
"Beautiful music" was a category?
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"Beautiful music" was a category?
I've bitched about it for years and have had people tell me they've never noticed it.
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I've bitched about it for years and have had people tell me they've never noticed it.
Now I've got "Our House" playing on a loop in my head. The misspelling reminds me of a photo I took of graffiti in Melbourne. It said, "Demarnd Public Housing."
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Now I've got "Our House" playing on a loop in my head. The misspelling reminds me of a photo I took of graffiti in Melbourne. It said, "Demarnd Public Housing."