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spicymayo18
@goofygoober420.bsky.social
ik some of y’all got autism but i just don’t be sayin nothin
February 3, 2024 at 2:04 AM
someone fill me in
January 25, 2024 at 9:44 PM
my personality is being hot and getting out of jury duty for it
January 25, 2024 at 9:44 PM
whatup cocksuckers
January 25, 2024 at 9:43 PM
November 3, 2023 at 8:45 PM
where da hoes at
November 2, 2023 at 11:22 PM
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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”
November 2, 2023 at 4:55 AM
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id be the most nonchalant cavewoman ever i would be like whatever here is some fucking fruit i picked up from over there
November 2, 2023 at 5:22 AM
ik Allah is watching over me when i wake up with a mysterious water bottle next to me to quench my thirst
November 2, 2023 at 5:41 AM
slurs are actually so pretty in cursive
November 2, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Jada really had Will competing w a ghost that had alleged horse cock
November 2, 2023 at 1:55 AM
*at a wedding* why do you object?

IT GETS THE PPL GOING
November 2, 2023 at 1:54 AM
who tryna do shots in my basement
November 2, 2023 at 1:52 AM
smokin on that tooka pack
November 2, 2023 at 1:52 AM
Autobots, let’s fuck
November 2, 2023 at 1:50 AM
what’s the female equivalent of “where my hug at”
November 2, 2023 at 12:45 AM
where are all the BO2 veterans
November 2, 2023 at 12:39 AM
Where the hoes at???
November 2, 2023 at 12:38 AM
so many neo nazis, Mother Nature needs to start participating in that ethnic cleansing
November 2, 2023 at 12:36 AM
i use to pull the best puns like “Will, you get tf out of my face”
November 2, 2023 at 12:35 AM
missing Tupac dick 😣
November 2, 2023 at 12:34 AM
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putting my two weeks in at a place I never worked at
November 2, 2023 at 12:25 AM
nevermind, we already have New Girl
writing a manuscript for an original tv show called “The girls, The gays, & The Jews”
November 1, 2023 at 11:46 PM
Tending to my realm (taking a shit)
November 1, 2023 at 11:44 PM