Maximum Goonch
@goonchmaxxing.bsky.social
A large predatory catfish living primarily in the Mekong river delta. I enjoy explosively snapping my jaws around unwary smaller fish, shellfish, and human limbs.
I wonder if they can make him have another stroke.
February 2, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I wonder if they can make him have another stroke.
I just remembered that flopping PS1 shark and chuckled uncontrollably for like thirty seconds. Full Beavis and Butthead.
February 2, 2026 at 9:59 AM
I just remembered that flopping PS1 shark and chuckled uncontrollably for like thirty seconds. Full Beavis and Butthead.
The evil villain's gimmicky goofy miniboss duo but as PCs.
February 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
The evil villain's gimmicky goofy miniboss duo but as PCs.
We now live in the bad timeline because this was never released.
January 31, 2026 at 7:31 AM
We now live in the bad timeline because this was never released.
It will die and should die, and we should not condemn ourselves to having to live with it becuase they've told us we'll have to. We can and should just make it illegal.
January 31, 2026 at 7:22 AM
It will die and should die, and we should not condemn ourselves to having to live with it becuase they've told us we'll have to. We can and should just make it illegal.
Hell's not real, you're just an asshole.
January 28, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Hell's not real, you're just an asshole.
So shut the fuck up then.
January 28, 2026 at 1:14 AM
So shut the fuck up then.
No I wouldn't. That isn't implied in the axiom at all. This isn't even hard to understand you just refuse to.
January 28, 2026 at 1:03 AM
No I wouldn't. That isn't implied in the axiom at all. This isn't even hard to understand you just refuse to.
False equivalence. Steven Miller not existing would in fact improve human life, so removing him would not be against the axiom. Removing the rain forest would make life worse, and thus, would.
January 28, 2026 at 1:01 AM
False equivalence. Steven Miller not existing would in fact improve human life, so removing him would not be against the axiom. Removing the rain forest would make life worse, and thus, would.
Sorry, no, you do in fact have axioms that you determined independently of evidence, everyone does, it's impossible to form a worldview without them. You just didn't choose to make "Human life is more important than anything else." one of them. Curious.
January 28, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Sorry, no, you do in fact have axioms that you determined independently of evidence, everyone does, it's impossible to form a worldview without them. You just didn't choose to make "Human life is more important than anything else." one of them. Curious.
I mean that's a pro-life belief if you use "Pro life" literally and not as a synonym for being against reproductive rights. I am in fact very in favor of life, and anti death, and machines are dead things that should not be allowed to think.
January 28, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I mean that's a pro-life belief if you use "Pro life" literally and not as a synonym for being against reproductive rights. I am in fact very in favor of life, and anti death, and machines are dead things that should not be allowed to think.
Yes, and thus you should not think.
January 28, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Yes, and thus you should not think.
There is no ethical means by which you can use a machine to do the thinking of a man.
January 28, 2026 at 12:25 AM
There is no ethical means by which you can use a machine to do the thinking of a man.
Unironically, I thought this was America.
January 27, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Unironically, I thought this was America.
I think I'm completely on board with you here. I've seen people pick the Visi romance route and I feel like they're completely dissociating from the reality of what it's like to date someone like her. No, my brother, you CANNOT fix her, actually.
January 20, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I think I'm completely on board with you here. I've seen people pick the Visi romance route and I feel like they're completely dissociating from the reality of what it's like to date someone like her. No, my brother, you CANNOT fix her, actually.
I have always found this exceptionally funny, like non-Americans really do panic and act like skittish deer whenever there's an exposed firearm and to me it's like "What? Why are you upset? You wouldn't act this way around a kitchen knife."
January 18, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I have always found this exceptionally funny, like non-Americans really do panic and act like skittish deer whenever there's an exposed firearm and to me it's like "What? Why are you upset? You wouldn't act this way around a kitchen knife."
He's gonna have to start fending off DNC assassins trying to stop him from reminding people that it is actually possible for elected officials to do their job.
January 15, 2026 at 1:16 AM
He's gonna have to start fending off DNC assassins trying to stop him from reminding people that it is actually possible for elected officials to do their job.
ICE reminds me that while the police are a cartel, if you push out the cartel, there is always a second, shittier cartel that moves into the area and starts randomly shooting people to show the population who's boss, having no idea why the first cartel refrained from doing things like that.
January 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
ICE reminds me that while the police are a cartel, if you push out the cartel, there is always a second, shittier cartel that moves into the area and starts randomly shooting people to show the population who's boss, having no idea why the first cartel refrained from doing things like that.
There are many things you can accuse Games Workshop of, lacking paranoia about copyright infringement is not one of them.
January 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
There are many things you can accuse Games Workshop of, lacking paranoia about copyright infringement is not one of them.
Still insane for his level of hate for 8 and 10 though.
January 12, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Still insane for his level of hate for 8 and 10 though.
And then like ten years later I bought it AGAIN just to make sure I wasn't wrong and I wasn't, that game is bad, it's just very bad.
January 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
And then like ten years later I bought it AGAIN just to make sure I wasn't wrong and I wasn't, that game is bad, it's just very bad.
I don't know how to substantiate "It feels bad to play it." but it does. I dunno what to tell you, the rest of the series had no problem with this issue but 13 sure does. I did not get this opinion from some internet guy I bought the video game in 2010 and it was bad and I didn't like it.
January 11, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I don't know how to substantiate "It feels bad to play it." but it does. I dunno what to tell you, the rest of the series had no problem with this issue but 13 sure does. I did not get this opinion from some internet guy I bought the video game in 2010 and it was bad and I didn't like it.