Maximum Goonch
@goonchmaxxing.bsky.social
A large predatory catfish living primarily in the Mekong river delta. I enjoy explosively snapping my jaws around unwary smaller fish, shellfish, and human limbs.
Donald Trump could demand Hakeem Jeffries first born son from him and he'd put his hands on his hips, thrust out his chin and go "I'll only give you half of him."
January 30, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Donald Trump could demand Hakeem Jeffries first born son from him and he'd put his hands on his hips, thrust out his chin and go "I'll only give you half of him."
Deep Gock Re-Lactic
January 26, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Deep Gock Re-Lactic
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i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet
I don't know who needs to hear this right now but it is always worth repeating that nothing will improve your own life like treating other people with kindness and respect regardless of whether they deserve it.
The only thing we cannot tolerate is people who suck so bad they'd make this illegal.
The only thing we cannot tolerate is people who suck so bad they'd make this illegal.
January 10, 2026 at 6:51 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this right now but it is always worth repeating that nothing will improve your own life like treating other people with kindness and respect regardless of whether they deserve it.
The only thing we cannot tolerate is people who suck so bad they'd make this illegal.
The only thing we cannot tolerate is people who suck so bad they'd make this illegal.
"I'm looking for a new fantasy anime, is this one Dragon Quest or Wizardry."
I explain to the Isekai Man what Dragon Quest and Wizardry are.
He Laughs. "It's a very nice anime sir."
Look inside. It's Dragon Quest.
I explain to the Isekai Man what Dragon Quest and Wizardry are.
He Laughs. "It's a very nice anime sir."
Look inside. It's Dragon Quest.
January 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
"I'm looking for a new fantasy anime, is this one Dragon Quest or Wizardry."
I explain to the Isekai Man what Dragon Quest and Wizardry are.
He Laughs. "It's a very nice anime sir."
Look inside. It's Dragon Quest.
I explain to the Isekai Man what Dragon Quest and Wizardry are.
He Laughs. "It's a very nice anime sir."
Look inside. It's Dragon Quest.
An ICE Agent murdered a woman for absolutely no reason except the sexual thrill in broad daylight in front of cameras and they are trying to convince you it was self defense. "Abolish ICE" is now a euphemism as far as I'm concerned. Very bad things should happen to everyone in this organization.
January 8, 2026 at 3:17 AM
An ICE Agent murdered a woman for absolutely no reason except the sexual thrill in broad daylight in front of cameras and they are trying to convince you it was self defense. "Abolish ICE" is now a euphemism as far as I'm concerned. Very bad things should happen to everyone in this organization.
I had a very strong hunch right from the start that this was just going to be a "Surgical strike" followed by a cringe ass victory parade because Donald Trump fundamentally does not have the nuts to do a real war.
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
I had a very strong hunch right from the start that this was just going to be a "Surgical strike" followed by a cringe ass victory parade because Donald Trump fundamentally does not have the nuts to do a real war.
For some reason youtube reaction channels have discovered the OutdoorBoys so now I'm getting fed a ton of videos where urban black dudes discover that the Hwhite people will just go in the woods and eat steak and it's like they're watching some weird animal at the zoo.
December 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
For some reason youtube reaction channels have discovered the OutdoorBoys so now I'm getting fed a ton of videos where urban black dudes discover that the Hwhite people will just go in the woods and eat steak and it's like they're watching some weird animal at the zoo.
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Hey, yeah it's me. Single classic RPG monster that inflicts an extremely rare and annoying status effect that you'd never build to resist and the cure-all item doesn't work on. Yeah. So anyway you're a frog now.
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Hey, yeah it's me. Single classic RPG monster that inflicts an extremely rare and annoying status effect that you'd never build to resist and the cure-all item doesn't work on. Yeah. So anyway you're a frog now.
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me playing doom 3 on a sumerian tablet: i can't see a thing, i'll open this one
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
me playing doom 3 on a sumerian tablet: i can't see a thing, i'll open this one
The One Piece Fandom deserves it's own Sickos.jpg
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The One Piece Fandom deserves it's own Sickos.jpg
Every time there's a high profile shooting the entire Right Wing acts out the plot of Dexter except instead of trying to prove he's the killer they're desperately searching for evidence he's not white.
September 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Every time there's a high profile shooting the entire Right Wing acts out the plot of Dexter except instead of trying to prove he's the killer they're desperately searching for evidence he's not white.
It is incredibly funny to see all of the Checkmark Libs going "Gun Violence is Never Okay, Pensive Emoji." while every single normal citizen is going "I hope Charlie Kirk shit his pants when he went down. I hope he gassed out the whole crowd."
September 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It is incredibly funny to see all of the Checkmark Libs going "Gun Violence is Never Okay, Pensive Emoji." while every single normal citizen is going "I hope Charlie Kirk shit his pants when he went down. I hope he gassed out the whole crowd."
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I'm already seeing people saying "Stop saying Clanker it's becoming a real slur."
Yeah. I know. That's why I'm saying it. I hate robots, and I hate anyone who likes them, and I want to insult them, attack their dignity, and make them feel bad.
Yeah. I know. That's why I'm saying it. I hate robots, and I hate anyone who likes them, and I want to insult them, attack their dignity, and make them feel bad.
August 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'm already seeing people saying "Stop saying Clanker it's becoming a real slur."
Yeah. I know. That's why I'm saying it. I hate robots, and I hate anyone who likes them, and I want to insult them, attack their dignity, and make them feel bad.
Yeah. I know. That's why I'm saying it. I hate robots, and I hate anyone who likes them, and I want to insult them, attack their dignity, and make them feel bad.
One of my friends posted this context free panel of the Gender Affirming Isekai Truck so I edited it with the "Aggressive" face from that chart of emotions from school nurse's offices.
August 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
One of my friends posted this context free panel of the Gender Affirming Isekai Truck so I edited it with the "Aggressive" face from that chart of emotions from school nurse's offices.
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I am an adherent to the philosophy that all the best artists are perverts in some way, if not openly then privately. What is perversion if not having unchecked passion, the same passion that fuels artistry.
August 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I am an adherent to the philosophy that all the best artists are perverts in some way, if not openly then privately. What is perversion if not having unchecked passion, the same passion that fuels artistry.
I don't know who needs to hear this but human beings are monkeys. No we didn't evolve from a "Common ancestor" to monkeys. That ancestor was a monkey. And so are you.
August 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but human beings are monkeys. No we didn't evolve from a "Common ancestor" to monkeys. That ancestor was a monkey. And so are you.
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yknow its incredible that non-governmental organizations can call themselves shit like "national center" or whatever. i think that should be illegal. i think thats obvious exploitation of the trust people have in governments (misplaced as i believe that trust to be) and should be forbidden.
NCOSE takes a swing. As I predicted, they're a key player in all of this. They've been obsessed with Steam since 2018, when Steam actually opened the door to adult content after NCOSE tried to get a ton of visual novels (like HuniePop) pulled
August 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
yknow its incredible that non-governmental organizations can call themselves shit like "national center" or whatever. i think that should be illegal. i think thats obvious exploitation of the trust people have in governments (misplaced as i believe that trust to be) and should be forbidden.
Emperor of Man: Malcador I have a new invention, this one will save the galaxy for sure.
Malcador: Is it a new invention, or is it A Man; but Bigger?
Emperor:
Malcador:
Emperor:...Big man.
Malcador: Is it a new invention, or is it A Man; but Bigger?
Emperor:
Malcador:
Emperor:...Big man.
August 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Emperor of Man: Malcador I have a new invention, this one will save the galaxy for sure.
Malcador: Is it a new invention, or is it A Man; but Bigger?
Emperor:
Malcador:
Emperor:...Big man.
Malcador: Is it a new invention, or is it A Man; but Bigger?
Emperor:
Malcador:
Emperor:...Big man.
In hindsight I think I bounced off Naruto because when they were introducing the thesis statement in the Chunin exams I just went "But Rock Lee clearly just has superior Hard Work genes that let him work out way more than other people?" and that made it even funnier when he got owned anyway.
July 31, 2025 at 3:53 AM
In hindsight I think I bounced off Naruto because when they were introducing the thesis statement in the Chunin exams I just went "But Rock Lee clearly just has superior Hard Work genes that let him work out way more than other people?" and that made it even funnier when he got owned anyway.
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Bluesky doesn't penalize you for using links, tags, using key words like Patreon or commissions, and doesn't have a central algorithm on your following feed, which means all the power rests on you to help your favourite creators be seen!
July 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Bluesky doesn't penalize you for using links, tags, using key words like Patreon or commissions, and doesn't have a central algorithm on your following feed, which means all the power rests on you to help your favourite creators be seen!
Guilty Gear Stree Overlord
July 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Guilty Gear Stree Overlord