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SJ Klapecki (should be writing)
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Trans woman, Canadian

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SJ Klapecki (should be writing) @sjklapecki.itch.io · Jun 26
Oh hey look at that I have a short story actually out: The Invisible Hand, an urban-fantasy story following the misdeeds of a man who stumbles his way into bringing magic back to the financial markets. Up on itch now :D

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The Invisible Hand by SJ Klapecki
A man's encounter with true Angel Investors
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bonuslesbian.dyke.city
post your warning label. this is mine:
ship with the text no smoking safety first but because there's an object inbetween it looks like it says no safety smoking first
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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ceej.online
TEEN: you’re the only one who understands me danny. my stupid dad won’t let me go see billie eilish with gretchen
AI CHATBOT DANIEL PLAINVIEW FROM THERE WILL BE BLOOD: Your father is a bastard. Fit for a hole in the ground. You will go with Gretchen. Even if your father must die, as a bastard dies
December 30, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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pinecellar.bsky.social
Brb writing an essay about Japanese Nationalism before eating some Pocky
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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tinylesbianrobot.itch.io
Finally, this is Wolf. Intense, quiet, and utterly ruthless, Wolf is hard to love and easy to fear - and yet, if you ask her, she will say she does only what is absolutely necessary.

You can preorder UNLIMITED COMBAT DOLLS here:
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Character page for 'hostile combat doll' Wolf. It characterizes her as 'reluctant villain', 'hero of her own story', and 'master of the art of the mercy kill'. Features character art on the left, a mechanical woman with pale skin, white hair, and luminous blue-ring eyes that glow through a pair of sunglasses. Her right arm is more clearly mechanical than her left, glowing with exposed heat sinks and venting steam as it lingers on the hilt of a long sword. Her clothing is in white and blue, wound tightly with straps keeping equipment in place.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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the heat hasn't quite kicked in inside my apartment yet, my solution right now is to turn on eu5, set a game to observe, and listen to my computer temporarily turn into a space heater
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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mel.bzky.team
i love how warhammer 40k occasionally instills me with this weird double consciousness where i remember a lore factoid as both "the dumbest fucking thing ive ever heard" and "baller shit good lord"
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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This image does imply that the once-most beloved of the Trump God-Emperor, shunned and lied to, will rally together the forces of other discontented former-allies and strike him down, condemning Trump to lie eternally dead-yet-alive, writhing with agonizing power.

What I'm saying is MTG is Horus.
bladeofthes.bsky.social BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 1d
Donald Trump just posted this.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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t4tcyborg.bsky.social
Just saw the phrase "Ook voor quickies :-)"

Dutch Grindr.. sure is a place
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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nikigrayson.com
no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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benjanun.bsky.social
Boosting.
fsohns.bsky.social 🖤🐦‍⬛⚫𝑭𝒆𝒅𝒆⚫🐦‍⬛🖤 @fsohns.bsky.social · 9d
In Zephyr #ttrpg, Windfolk traverse the back of a sentient continent to find the source of their passion & convictions, and to to fulfill sacred communal obligations.

Get it w/free shipping in the US at tabletopbookshelf.com/products/zep... and elsewhere at araukana.com/store

#dnd #rpglatam
Zephyr interior spread where a Windfolk is seen prostrated before a majestic Fleeting Zephyr interior spread where Moon Clan folk are seen peering over the treetops on a stormy day Zephyr interior spread where a Windfolk is seen offering a scarf to a fungal altar, surrounded by Wheatfiends Zephyr interior spread where Windfolk are seen playing under the tinge of a red sunset, in a lake, toying with what seems to be lit fires on the water surface
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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they should invent a Me which doesn't stay up having panic attacks
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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/r/whatisit is very very funny because its a 50/50 split between parents finding weed or paraphernalia, and people trying to figure out if they ate something rotten
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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anarchygoose.bsky.social
"Hey why do you foreigners even care about what is happening in America?"
noethematt.bsky.social Matthew Noe 🔜 MICE @noethematt.bsky.social · 2d
"Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the [US] State Department..."

www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Abortion And DEI Policies Now Considered Violations Of Human Rights, U.S. Says
The Trump administration has overhauled how the State Department conducts its annual Human Rights Report.
www.forbes.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Look Outside's new update has some REALLY funny bits to it.
Spider Husk: I have no idea how it feels to be a man or a woman. I don't feel like anything. Maybe I'm nothing. The possible replies are: 1: It should be fine 2: WRONG ANSWER, LIBERAL!!!!! 3: You'll be on the run as a gender criminal.
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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listentocrass.lesbian.cat
"My kids know me as this ape"
A twitter user named vydamo saying "it is with a heart I announce the sale of my long term ape, Salazar. Most of my early followers know me as this ape. My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I was still proudly wore this ape. By extension, it is part of me." "I travelled around the world with this ape in my pocket. We went to the most luxurious hotels, the craziest night clubs and the most serene beaches. We had it all. Unfortunately, what blur is doing to apes is frankly unacceptable. Since the creation of Blur, the ape floor price has tumbled from 85e down to 12e." "I hope one day we meet on the other side, until then, goodbye." Attached is an image of a high bored ape cosplaying as judge dredd
November 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
Q: Will Breaking Bad fans like it? A: Considering that the main character is a woman, no.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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chrisdeleon.bsky.social
lawyers posting about trump news every day
October 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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moryan.bsky.social
everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
kiaspeaks.us kia speaks @kiaspeaks.us · 3d
My favorite piece of content today.
actuallychloehayes › millennials 20h serious question for the millennials... my older cousin said she used to 'burn' cds for her crush. like... with ? was that a ritual? did it work? you guys were literally practicing witchcraft just to get a text back. i'm scared of y'all. Q 2.9K
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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I'm going to be completely honest, seeing this made some deep, terrible part of me snarl "fucking MODERNISM! What are we, goddamn PROTESTANTS?!" and im not sure where it came from.
vuc.bsky.social David✶🇬🇹 @vuc.bsky.social · 4d
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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punkademic.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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the Byzantine Empire had a contingent of mercenary bodyguards for the emperor, the varangian guard, who were all Vikings.

when these Vikings got to see the Hagia Sophia, then the most holy Church of the Orthodox faith, one decided to carve "Halfdan was here" on the marble in runes.
colindickey.com Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 4d
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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the Byzantine Empire had a contingent of mercenary bodyguards for the emperor, the varangian guard, who were all Vikings.

when these Vikings got to see the Hagia Sophia, then the most holy Church of the Orthodox faith, one decided to carve "Halfdan was here" on the marble in runes.
colindickey.com Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 4d
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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hey so don't like a lot of companies use Gmail and stuff for like regular communication about business matters? don't millions of people get sensitive legal documentation through gmail? how isn't this the most illegal thing you can do LMAO
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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royale.bsky.social
quick armor study for a commission that turned out WAAAYYY easier to render than i thought

#art
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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royale.bsky.social
getting back into the swing of comics with some thumbnails. breaking out the kindergarten level stick figures has never felt so freeing lmao
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM