SJ Klapecki (should be writing)
@sjklapecki.itch.io
Head writer at @swordnboardstudios.bsky.social
Trans woman, Canadian
https://linktr.ee/sjklapecki - All my Work
Trans woman, Canadian
https://linktr.ee/sjklapecki - All my Work
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The Invisible Hand by SJ Klapecki
A man's encounter with true Angel Investors
sjklapecki.itch.io
Oh hey look at that I have a short story actually out: The Invisible Hand, an urban-fantasy story following the misdeeds of a man who stumbles his way into bringing magic back to the financial markets. Up on itch now :D
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I've always liked to imagine "Old Gods" as like, Pleistocene mammals. Giant, hulking irish elks and mammoths and lumbering beasts in a world that seems to have forgotten them.
But only the people have forgotten them.
But only the people have forgotten them.
January 17, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I've always liked to imagine "Old Gods" as like, Pleistocene mammals. Giant, hulking irish elks and mammoths and lumbering beasts in a world that seems to have forgotten them.
But only the people have forgotten them.
But only the people have forgotten them.
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Who the Fuck Would Walk Away From Omelettes?
January 16, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Who the Fuck Would Walk Away From Omelettes?
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New Year and actually publishing book reviews? What is this, a book review website's social media account?
My review of 'Machines of Consent' the debut cyberpunk/romance novel from Sophia Turner. Great stuff, check it out!
strangecurrencies.org/2026/01/16/r...
My review of 'Machines of Consent' the debut cyberpunk/romance novel from Sophia Turner. Great stuff, check it out!
strangecurrencies.org/2026/01/16/r...
Review of ‘Machines of Consent’ by Sophia Turner – Strange Currencies
strangecurrencies.org
January 16, 2026 at 11:27 PM
New Year and actually publishing book reviews? What is this, a book review website's social media account?
My review of 'Machines of Consent' the debut cyberpunk/romance novel from Sophia Turner. Great stuff, check it out!
strangecurrencies.org/2026/01/16/r...
My review of 'Machines of Consent' the debut cyberpunk/romance novel from Sophia Turner. Great stuff, check it out!
strangecurrencies.org/2026/01/16/r...
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there's so many of these
January 12, 2026 at 2:47 AM
there's so many of these
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Ben Shapiro bullied him. Ben Shapiro.
we are still years out from the Democratic primary, and I think it is genuinely deranged that there’s people out there who believe there’s no other choice and thus we must rally around the flag of, all people, Gavin Fucking Newsom to save the republic
January 16, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Ben Shapiro bullied him. Ben Shapiro.
I am screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" like Vader learning about Padme's death right now what the fuck James
Catching up with what James Gurney, the Dinotopia artist, is up to these days. Pathetic.
January 16, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I am screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" like Vader learning about Padme's death right now what the fuck James
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Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.
January 16, 2026 at 8:00 AM
Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.
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well... yeah. obviously.
half of the world's problem is that the ppl who lead us are incredibly gullible.
half of the world's problem is that the ppl who lead us are incredibly gullible.
January 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
well... yeah. obviously.
half of the world's problem is that the ppl who lead us are incredibly gullible.
half of the world's problem is that the ppl who lead us are incredibly gullible.
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our dreams already in tatters
if I can say one thing about 2025 … it was a year all about scaring the hoes. maybe going forward we should try to do less in the way of scaring the hoes, as a society.
January 16, 2026 at 7:04 AM
our dreams already in tatters
ill start a discourse too: chewy cookies are objectively superior
Me, trying to start discourse: almond flour is disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 6:05 AM
ill start a discourse too: chewy cookies are objectively superior
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This and that Luddite kid they tortured to death who with his dying breath asked the priest "can you keep a secret" and then when the priest leaned in said "so can I" and died are the two ends of the spectrum of the coolest shit you can say after being tortured
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 16, 2026 at 4:01 AM
This and that Luddite kid they tortured to death who with his dying breath asked the priest "can you keep a secret" and then when the priest leaned in said "so can I" and died are the two ends of the spectrum of the coolest shit you can say after being tortured
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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This. This this this this this. This has been my mantra all year.
We will win. We will triumph. It's not going to be this month. It almost certainly won't be this year.
Find things that bring you joy--people especially--and drink the very liquid pleasure of it all. It will fuel your fight.
We will win. We will triumph. It's not going to be this month. It almost certainly won't be this year.
Find things that bring you joy--people especially--and drink the very liquid pleasure of it all. It will fuel your fight.
"During the darkest days of the AIDS crisis, we buried our friends in the morning, we protested in the afternoon, and we danced all night.
The dance kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for."
The dance kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for."
I'm gonna say this with all the kindness in my heart: you aren't going to survive if you don't let your life have room for other things.
This is not a short term fight where we can just go 24/7 and then it will be over. We've got YEARS ahead of us. Take a break. Hydrate. Go bake something. Breathe.
This is not a short term fight where we can just go 24/7 and then it will be over. We've got YEARS ahead of us. Take a break. Hydrate. Go bake something. Breathe.
January 15, 2026 at 10:11 PM
This. This this this this this. This has been my mantra all year.
We will win. We will triumph. It's not going to be this month. It almost certainly won't be this year.
Find things that bring you joy--people especially--and drink the very liquid pleasure of it all. It will fuel your fight.
We will win. We will triumph. It's not going to be this month. It almost certainly won't be this year.
Find things that bring you joy--people especially--and drink the very liquid pleasure of it all. It will fuel your fight.
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January 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
i just got a new job at Bluesky Inc. where my job is i'm the person who decides if your links embed successfully on Discord or not. on a good day i spend about 7.5 hours on the toilet
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check out my first post of concept art on patreon! this month i'm exploring how i'd like to render magic and spirits in my comic
#art #comics #webcomics #wip
#art #comics #webcomics #wip
Concept art: Magic | Royale Blackman-Holmes
Get more from Royale Blackman-Holmes on Patreon
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January 15, 2026 at 2:46 PM
check out my first post of concept art on patreon! this month i'm exploring how i'd like to render magic and spirits in my comic
#art #comics #webcomics #wip
#art #comics #webcomics #wip
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what an affordable bird
January 16, 2026 at 12:44 AM
what an affordable bird
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Happy Great Molasses Flood day to all who celebrate!
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Happy Great Molasses Flood day to all who celebrate!
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problematic rage gap. only one person in the dynamic is consumed by vengeance
January 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
problematic rage gap. only one person in the dynamic is consumed by vengeance
Every day I remember the fact Lieutenant Mira simply vanished is a day I feel sad, no one in that game had much in the way of personality but if she had been given her own game and we actually got the Imperial Guard sim we need I think we'd be in a utopia now.
Being a 40k fan in 2026 is wondering why we are suddenly being asked to pretend that some random grumblefuck vanilla ass white boy Ultramarine is now the main character of Warhammer.
January 15, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Every day I remember the fact Lieutenant Mira simply vanished is a day I feel sad, no one in that game had much in the way of personality but if she had been given her own game and we actually got the Imperial Guard sim we need I think we'd be in a utopia now.
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was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT
January 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT
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If you're picking up a book because of discourse around it, I sincerely hope and enourage you to read it in good faith. Actually try to engage with it.
January 15, 2026 at 1:18 AM
If you're picking up a book because of discourse around it, I sincerely hope and enourage you to read it in good faith. Actually try to engage with it.
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
it's the big day