What I think will (not should) happen:
Raya
White Timber Hincapie Calafiori
Zubi
Odegaard Merino
Saka Gyokeres Martinelli

The actions of a club which also allows the continued use of the y-word because it’s scared of taking on the bigots in its own fanbase, regardless of the offence it causes. Leopards & spots.

Eze was woeful on Saturday & needs to learn that you need to be ‘on it’ every week at this level, but that’ll come. Odegaard was good I thought, my complaint is he doesn’t score enough but he had 3 good efforts & was taking responsibility for them rather than passing up on opportunities.

People who rush the elderly, people with hidden disabilities & young children just so that they can bully their way through life are actually the selfish cunts. They’re also usually the ones with cars too big for the parking spaces.

Movie you've watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek, LOTR or Marvel.

Hampshire Marination. Ready for Xmas.

Just back from your shift at the cracker factory again?

Ankle-related, but no specifics.

Gutted that i’m already at a comedy gig that night. Hoping this signals more dates though.

And those bogs are bad at the best of times…like a pig’s trough.

Or chucking a coin into a crowd…

Hello chaps. How concerned were you at Eze’s display on the left? I appreciate it’s not his best position, but he’s an older international who should be able to adapt. He kept slipping & completely switched off for Cash’s goal. Perhaps not quite a top level player or just a bad 45? #arsecastextra

Probably. The issue was we needed a striker when there were so few, & to be fair, the Isak & Sesko decisions are looking sound so far. I think Havertz is woefully underrated by people who can’t see beyond his time at Chelsea, maybe we only need a back-up (which is what I always thought Gyok was).

And, since then, he’s only played for mid-table secondary teams. Suits him, he can keep turning up only when he feels like it.

Ultimately, i’m happy if he gets us goals against the lower half teams. But he was never an elite striker likely to tear apart top defences. Anyone who thinks the Portuguese league is the same is, frankly, a bit thick. And for £58m that’s probably fair for the market. 4/4

What we have now is precisely the same player, except lacking sharpness (he’s a big unit so I get the impression he needs a few games). I was always in ‘Camp Sesko’ but I could see the logic in signing a proven striker given our need for it. Also, he brought something different. 3/4

I watched him a few times at Coventry and - like most - a bit on tv for Sporting. My conclusions were he’s a bustling Kev Campbell-type player, best running from the left with the ball at his feet & shooting. Never a cute player, nor lightning quick, not close to Havertz style-wise. 2/4

It’s up to him what he chooses to do, but don’t go on tv crying about how much you were an Arsenal boy if you run off to Chelsea’s billions (& directly compete against us) at the drop of a hat. He’s just a mercenary like the rest. And that’s fine, but no post-hoc rationalisation changes my view.

Really? Nah, crocodile tears, fuck him. If he was genuinely a man in love with the club as he said then he’d forgive a bit of silliness & not walk to a big London neighbour at the 1st chance.