Goose
@gooseanon.bsky.social
Geese did not take down US Airways flight 1549
Why do people insist on using ternary operators in code 😭 They throw me off every time for no reason.
April 3, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Why do people insist on using ternary operators in code 😭 They throw me off every time for no reason.
Social media platforms should use the power of AI to filter out memes I've seen too many times.
April 3, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Social media platforms should use the power of AI to filter out memes I've seen too many times.
I WASN'T BEING PARANOID I WROTE SINGING INTO A NON EDITABLE SYSTEM 🤦
April 2, 2024 at 5:07 AM
I WASN'T BEING PARANOID I WROTE SINGING INTO A NON EDITABLE SYSTEM 🤦
I've wrote "sign" so many times my brain is tricking me into thinking it's spelled wrong...
April 2, 2024 at 5:04 AM
I've wrote "sign" so many times my brain is tricking me into thinking it's spelled wrong...
Not much beats getting home from a weekend trip and finding your cat ready to cuddle.
February 20, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Not much beats getting home from a weekend trip and finding your cat ready to cuddle.
I am once again calling for everyone to use the same timezone everywhere and stop daylight savings time.
- signed an annoyed programmer
- signed an annoyed programmer
February 15, 2024 at 5:45 AM
I am once again calling for everyone to use the same timezone everywhere and stop daylight savings time.
- signed an annoyed programmer
- signed an annoyed programmer
Posture check! And don't forget to stretch your hands, it sounds stupid until one day you wish you had.
February 6, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Posture check! And don't forget to stretch your hands, it sounds stupid until one day you wish you had.
I'm getting a milkshake and for the first time in what feels like ages, this popped into my head.
youtu.be/wq25qD44hC0?...
youtu.be/wq25qD44hC0?...
February 3, 2024 at 2:33 AM
I'm getting a milkshake and for the first time in what feels like ages, this popped into my head.
youtu.be/wq25qD44hC0?...
youtu.be/wq25qD44hC0?...
America needs to wake up and start using bidets.
January 28, 2024 at 4:06 PM
America needs to wake up and start using bidets.
Sounds like black bears are protecting bigfoot.
arstechnica.com/science/2024...
arstechnica.com/science/2024...
Study finds bigfoot sightings correlate with black bear populations
The big conclusion: "If bigfoot is there, it could be a bear."
arstechnica.com
January 20, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Sounds like black bears are protecting bigfoot.
arstechnica.com/science/2024...
arstechnica.com/science/2024...
Pacific Rim deserves a sequal.
January 17, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Pacific Rim deserves a sequal.
Who goes on Facebook live to talk about football at IHOP?!
January 12, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Who goes on Facebook live to talk about football at IHOP?!
Polite and compassionate court staff are amazing people. If any of you are out there I just want to say thank you for all you do.
January 9, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Polite and compassionate court staff are amazing people. If any of you are out there I just want to say thank you for all you do.
I've always heard that cats are picky eaters, but my guy tries to eat everything he can get his paws on.
January 7, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I've always heard that cats are picky eaters, but my guy tries to eat everything he can get his paws on.
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Christmas GOOSIN
December 25, 2023 at 1:36 AM
Christmas GOOSIN
After 212 hours of getting beat, I finally won a game of Stellaris. It's a Christmas miracle.
December 25, 2023 at 7:16 PM
After 212 hours of getting beat, I finally won a game of Stellaris. It's a Christmas miracle.
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My damn sewer district just made me cry. Thanks, @neorsd.bsky.social I needed some of that.
December 22, 2023 at 2:52 AM
My damn sewer district just made me cry. Thanks, @neorsd.bsky.social I needed some of that.
Guess I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight.
December 22, 2023 at 6:10 AM
Guess I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight.
Got caught up playing Stellaris and lost track of time. Good thing my cat decided I needed to go to bed and meowed at me until I did.
December 14, 2023 at 6:46 AM
Got caught up playing Stellaris and lost track of time. Good thing my cat decided I needed to go to bed and meowed at me until I did.
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I'm reposting some of the things I made this past year that I'm proudest of. Here's an impassioned defense of Canada Geese.
December 6, 2023 at 4:01 PM
I'm reposting some of the things I made this past year that I'm proudest of. Here's an impassioned defense of Canada Geese.
Reposted by Goose
Happy Washington Post Strike Day, reminder not to open the site or links to the site, or pick up that old-fashioned thing called a newspaper, because you don't want to be a scab reader today
www.nytimes.com/2023/12/07/b...
www.nytimes.com/2023/12/07/b...
Washington Post Journalists Go on One-Day Strike
The 24-hour strike is the first walkout at The Post since the 1970s, union leaders said.
www.nytimes.com
December 7, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Happy Washington Post Strike Day, reminder not to open the site or links to the site, or pick up that old-fashioned thing called a newspaper, because you don't want to be a scab reader today
www.nytimes.com/2023/12/07/b...
www.nytimes.com/2023/12/07/b...
Everytime I put [object] somewhere special so I don't lose it I have to spend time trying to remember where I put it.
If doesn't matter what [object] is or where I put it, I'll find a way to convince myself it's lost forever for at least a minute.
If doesn't matter what [object] is or where I put it, I'll find a way to convince myself it's lost forever for at least a minute.
December 5, 2023 at 9:44 AM
Everytime I put [object] somewhere special so I don't lose it I have to spend time trying to remember where I put it.
If doesn't matter what [object] is or where I put it, I'll find a way to convince myself it's lost forever for at least a minute.
If doesn't matter what [object] is or where I put it, I'll find a way to convince myself it's lost forever for at least a minute.
I don't know how to feel about this.
December 3, 2023 at 12:35 AM
I don't know how to feel about this.
I forgot er aren't supposed to lick switch games... I just wanted to clean the dust off right fast 🤢
December 2, 2023 at 1:50 AM
I forgot er aren't supposed to lick switch games... I just wanted to clean the dust off right fast 🤢