Goose
gooseanon.bsky.social
Goose
@gooseanon.bsky.social
Geese did not take down US Airways flight 1549
Why do people insist on using ternary operators in code 😭 They throw me off every time for no reason.
April 3, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Social media platforms should use the power of AI to filter out memes I've seen too many times.
April 3, 2024 at 3:55 AM
I WASN'T BEING PARANOID I WROTE SINGING INTO A NON EDITABLE SYSTEM 🤦
April 2, 2024 at 5:07 AM
I've wrote "sign" so many times my brain is tricking me into thinking it's spelled wrong...
April 2, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Not much beats getting home from a weekend trip and finding your cat ready to cuddle.
February 20, 2024 at 5:48 AM
I am once again calling for everyone to use the same timezone everywhere and stop daylight savings time.
- signed an annoyed programmer
February 15, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Posture check! And don't forget to stretch your hands, it sounds stupid until one day you wish you had.
February 6, 2024 at 4:46 PM
I'm getting a milkshake and for the first time in what feels like ages, this popped into my head.
youtu.be/wq25qD44hC0?...
February 3, 2024 at 2:33 AM
America needs to wake up and start using bidets.
January 28, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Sounds like black bears are protecting bigfoot.
arstechnica.com/science/2024...
Study finds bigfoot sightings correlate with black bear populations
The big conclusion: "If bigfoot is there, it could be a bear."
arstechnica.com
January 20, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Pacific Rim deserves a sequal.
January 17, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Who goes on Facebook live to talk about football at IHOP?!
January 12, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Polite and compassionate court staff are amazing people. If any of you are out there I just want to say thank you for all you do.
January 9, 2024 at 2:39 PM
I've always heard that cats are picky eaters, but my guy tries to eat everything he can get his paws on.
January 7, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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Christmas GOOSIN
December 25, 2023 at 1:36 AM
After 212 hours of getting beat, I finally won a game of Stellaris. It's a Christmas miracle.
December 25, 2023 at 7:16 PM
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My damn sewer district just made me cry. Thanks, @neorsd.bsky.social I needed some of that.
December 22, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Guess I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight.
December 22, 2023 at 6:10 AM
Got caught up playing Stellaris and lost track of time. Good thing my cat decided I needed to go to bed and meowed at me until I did.
December 14, 2023 at 6:46 AM
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I'm reposting some of the things I made this past year that I'm proudest of. Here's an impassioned defense of Canada Geese.
December 6, 2023 at 4:01 PM
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Happy Washington Post Strike Day, reminder not to open the site or links to the site, or pick up that old-fashioned thing called a newspaper, because you don't want to be a scab reader today

www.nytimes.com/2023/12/07/b...
Washington Post Journalists Go on One-Day Strike
The 24-hour strike is the first walkout at The Post since the 1970s, union leaders said.
www.nytimes.com
December 7, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Everytime I put [object] somewhere special so I don't lose it I have to spend time trying to remember where I put it.

If doesn't matter what [object] is or where I put it, I'll find a way to convince myself it's lost forever for at least a minute.
December 5, 2023 at 9:44 AM
I don't know how to feel about this.
December 3, 2023 at 12:35 AM
I forgot er aren't supposed to lick switch games... I just wanted to clean the dust off right fast 🤢
December 2, 2023 at 1:50 AM