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bring back the beeper
January 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
bring back the beeper
gardening and planting things really makes me happy
June 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
gardening and planting things really makes me happy
had another Olive Garden nightmare
June 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
had another Olive Garden nightmare
driving is so much easier without a cactus in the car
May 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
driving is so much easier without a cactus in the car
why are all the gardening accounts I follow located in north carolina
May 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
why are all the gardening accounts I follow located in north carolina
yes I still have Olive Garden-centered nightmares
May 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
yes I still have Olive Garden-centered nightmares
Camila Cabello is my final boss
May 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Camila Cabello is my final boss
subbing 2day and got kicked out of gaming club. it’s rough out here on these streets
April 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
subbing 2day and got kicked out of gaming club. it’s rough out here on these streets
I’ve been bringing a “what does the fox say” energy to the studio today
February 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I’ve been bringing a “what does the fox say” energy to the studio today
god left his night vision goggles at his mom’s house
February 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
god left his night vision goggles at his mom’s house
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Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Support Wind Turbines If They Sliced Deli Meat As Well
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February 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Poll Finds Majority Of Americans Would Support Wind Turbines If They Sliced Deli Meat As Well
theonion.com/poll-fi...
theonion.com/poll-fi...
it’s just me and my butter knife against the world
February 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
it’s just me and my butter knife against the world
them hard knocks do be knockin
February 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
them hard knocks do be knockin
how can I be expected to barefoot contessa in these conditions
February 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
how can I be expected to barefoot contessa in these conditions
I do love a good swell in music. hell yeah crescendo that mf
February 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I do love a good swell in music. hell yeah crescendo that mf
need my therapy sessions to be longer so I can get all my jokes in
January 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
need my therapy sessions to be longer so I can get all my jokes in
I love emailing for social inquiry
January 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I love emailing for social inquiry
finallly accepted that no one’s gonna watch the iron claw with me. at least I can sob in peace
January 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
finallly accepted that no one’s gonna watch the iron claw with me. at least I can sob in peace
these gummy bears are ruining my life
January 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
these gummy bears are ruining my life
googling keeping chickens in a studio apartment
The egg industry has been impacted by a surge of bird flu cases, with more than 13 million egg-laying hens dying in December. That means a dozen large, Grade A eggs cost an average of $4.15 -- a nearly 37% increase from the year before. via @kcur.org
Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
www.kcur.org
January 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
googling keeping chickens in a studio apartment
I need to look at Big Nature
January 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I need to look at Big Nature
gonna cosplay having a good time
January 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
gonna cosplay having a good time
2025 is the year of doing it for the bit
January 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
2025 is the year of doing it for the bit
we need someone in congress with an underbite
December 31, 2024 at 3:27 PM
we need someone in congress with an underbite