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Poor little timid furry man
Pinned
Toucans… just look at em
Can’t remember when I last had a lemsip… this is why I must always post about it
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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The turtle laughed. The lizards laughed. The snake laughed. The field mouse laughed, and Frog laughed.
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Today’s the day… I’m going to cook an entire meal in my rice cooker
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Mickrosoft teams
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Roger screws up.
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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ant
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I need snacks… but i’ven’t’ny
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Main symptom is suddenly wanting to read at 6am, so let’s crack on
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
It’s finally happened… I have Come Down With Something. Expect increase of posts
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
If orcas sink jk rowling’s superyacht and then eat her, she will finally have contributed one good thing to the planet
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
They shipped me off to do my shift at the old cow college today, and I didn’t even see one cow! Saw my big friends tho
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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2/12/25 - nocturn
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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the coop this evening with possibly the most baffling musical choice i have ever experienced in a supermarket
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share

star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Sluggo you fucking dumbshit
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 29,1965
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I didn’t think I cared about adaptations changing things from the original but maybe I do! Guess I’m lame
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Box Hill is one of the bleakest things I’ve ever read, I can’t believe they’ve turned it into a cute romance
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
What the fuck
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Can’t beleave its luck 😀
.... although i was delighted to encounter this snake eating a caterpillar... damn... so many great wilderness experiences this year...
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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I’M NOT AS MERE AS I LOOK
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM