Goose
@gooseygander.bsky.social
A cat named goose. They/Them 🏳️🌈. Vegan to abolish all hierarchies.
I had thoughts in my head. But now I don't. Wow.
February 18, 2026 at 8:51 AM
I had thoughts in my head. But now I don't. Wow.
It me. I'm in this post.
February 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
It me. I'm in this post.
Can I come on the great corn road trip of 2026? "For corn, By corn"
February 13, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Can I come on the great corn road trip of 2026? "For corn, By corn"
Reposted by Goose
“This sustained input of concentrated
nitrogen in areas frequented by humans for recreation and leisure
represents a uniquely urban phenomenon, one whose closest
analog may be pastureland urine patches or waste lagoons in
the confined animal feeding operations (CAFOs) of industrial
agriculture.”
nitrogen in areas frequented by humans for recreation and leisure
represents a uniquely urban phenomenon, one whose closest
analog may be pastureland urine patches or waste lagoons in
the confined animal feeding operations (CAFOs) of industrial
agriculture.”
February 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM
“This sustained input of concentrated
nitrogen in areas frequented by humans for recreation and leisure
represents a uniquely urban phenomenon, one whose closest
analog may be pastureland urine patches or waste lagoons in
the confined animal feeding operations (CAFOs) of industrial
agriculture.”
nitrogen in areas frequented by humans for recreation and leisure
represents a uniquely urban phenomenon, one whose closest
analog may be pastureland urine patches or waste lagoons in
the confined animal feeding operations (CAFOs) of industrial
agriculture.”
I ask myself that every morning
February 6, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I ask myself that every morning
My cat told me that doing that was mandatory. Big Cat would come for me if I didn't.
February 5, 2026 at 12:07 PM
My cat told me that doing that was mandatory. Big Cat would come for me if I didn't.
I did my shot yesterday. 😇
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I did my shot yesterday. 😇
Reposted by Goose
one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”