Goose 🪿
@gooseyrose.bsky.social
Burnt out 26 year old that needs coffee to survive this dumb world.
My opinions are my own and not the opinions of my employer.
My opinions are my own and not the opinions of my employer.
ChatGPT is down and I am so happy
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
ChatGPT is down and I am so happy
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consolation for the Super Bowl losing team: don't have to go to WH
January 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
consolation for the Super Bowl losing team: don't have to go to WH
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Normally my boyfriend watches #dragrace with me but he couldn’t tonight. Instead I told him all the tea and now we’re going to rewatch it again tomorrow.
January 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Normally my boyfriend watches #dragrace with me but he couldn’t tonight. Instead I told him all the tea and now we’re going to rewatch it again tomorrow.
I cannot begin to tell you how happy obsessed I am over this cat.
December 27, 2024 at 8:24 PM
I cannot begin to tell you how happy obsessed I am over this cat.
Just remembered Jeremy Renner made music and I don’t know how to feel about it
December 19, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Just remembered Jeremy Renner made music and I don’t know how to feel about it
Mark my words, no one will hear from me Friday morning. I will just be listening to this on repeat while I work.
December 17, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Mark my words, no one will hear from me Friday morning. I will just be listening to this on repeat while I work.
I’m in a class for my job.
Both days so far I’ve logged on thinking I know something, and at the end of the day I debate just throwing my laptop into a river.
(/jk)
Both days so far I’ve logged on thinking I know something, and at the end of the day I debate just throwing my laptop into a river.
(/jk)
December 14, 2024 at 10:36 PM
I’m in a class for my job.
Both days so far I’ve logged on thinking I know something, and at the end of the day I debate just throwing my laptop into a river.
(/jk)
Both days so far I’ve logged on thinking I know something, and at the end of the day I debate just throwing my laptop into a river.
(/jk)
Sitting in a coffee shop with my laptop is such a comforting experience.
December 14, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Sitting in a coffee shop with my laptop is such a comforting experience.
I met the loveliest lady in the target line and my life is now complete
December 6, 2024 at 1:30 AM
I met the loveliest lady in the target line and my life is now complete
Was I the only one who thought they broke up a while ago???
Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan have reportedly ‘decided to take a break' from year-long relationship (via PEOPLE).
December 4, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Was I the only one who thought they broke up a while ago???
“Bing bap boom boom boom bop bam” is the new phrase I think to myself or say to myself when my brain goes blank.
December 2, 2024 at 10:56 PM
“Bing bap boom boom boom bop bam” is the new phrase I think to myself or say to myself when my brain goes blank.
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We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
December 2, 2024 at 2:08 AM
We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.
So apparently I’m supposed to be on crutches… why did no one tell me? And why wasn’t I given crutches??
November 26, 2024 at 2:40 AM
So apparently I’m supposed to be on crutches… why did no one tell me? And why wasn’t I given crutches??
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The local sushi restaurant hates to see me walking in 🍣
November 22, 2024 at 4:24 AM
The local sushi restaurant hates to see me walking in 🍣
Everything I’ve learned about Kim kardashian and her new Tesla robot has been against my will.
November 20, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Everything I’ve learned about Kim kardashian and her new Tesla robot has been against my will.
Entering my petty era, but only until people I know IRL start following me on here.
November 20, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Entering my petty era, but only until people I know IRL start following me on here.
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I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to spend 13 hours in Stardew Valley like a gremlin and ignore ✨everyone✨
November 19, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I don’t want to girl boss anymore. I want to spend 13 hours in Stardew Valley like a gremlin and ignore ✨everyone✨
Why does this day even exist?
November 19, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Why does this day even exist?
Culvers should be open past 10PM but I also don’t want the workers to be up too late.
Just let me make my own concrete mixer and I’ll just leave the money on the counter.
Just let me make my own concrete mixer and I’ll just leave the money on the counter.
November 19, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Culvers should be open past 10PM but I also don’t want the workers to be up too late.
Just let me make my own concrete mixer and I’ll just leave the money on the counter.
Just let me make my own concrete mixer and I’ll just leave the money on the counter.
I enjoy watching the downfall of Aaron Rodgers but I really do not want him to retire. He’s going to start one of the worst podcasts ever.
November 18, 2024 at 6:45 PM
I enjoy watching the downfall of Aaron Rodgers but I really do not want him to retire. He’s going to start one of the worst podcasts ever.
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animal crossing really popped off when they made deer villagers
November 17, 2024 at 4:40 PM
animal crossing really popped off when they made deer villagers