toxic butchculinity
@goraturtle.bsky.social
28 // white // butch lesbian
idk I just got back
idk I just got back
I become a homeowner tomorrow AND I just found $5 on the ground. Hashtag winning
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I become a homeowner tomorrow AND I just found $5 on the ground. Hashtag winning
How it feels to be alive rn having stopped watching stranger things yrs ago
December 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
How it feels to be alive rn having stopped watching stranger things yrs ago
She's ready for christmas
December 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
She's ready for christmas
Been hyping myself up for a buzz cut era for so damn long but I'm always like. What if my scalp gets cold
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Been hyping myself up for a buzz cut era for so damn long but I'm always like. What if my scalp gets cold
Gummy worms and rum n coke for dinner kinda night
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Gummy worms and rum n coke for dinner kinda night
stressing about homeowners insurance and my retirement savings is actually so old man coded of me
December 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
stressing about homeowners insurance and my retirement savings is actually so old man coded of me
Sometimes when it's time to take her for her midday walk I put my socks on and then pretend to crawl back into bed and go to sleep. She is never amused
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Sometimes when it's time to take her for her midday walk I put my socks on and then pretend to crawl back into bed and go to sleep. She is never amused
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MAGDALENE is a Christmas album btw
December 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
MAGDALENE is a Christmas album btw
This used to say "puppy city baby!!!" but the P's fell off at some point and now it looks like it says pussy
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This used to say "puppy city baby!!!" but the P's fell off at some point and now it looks like it says pussy
It always takes me ages to replace the screen protector on my phone after it cracks and always, without fail, two weeks later I'll drop my phone again and crack the new one. Sisyphean
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It always takes me ages to replace the screen protector on my phone after it cracks and always, without fail, two weeks later I'll drop my phone again and crack the new one. Sisyphean
Four weeks til closing day
a woman in a blue polka dot shirt is sitting in a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman in a blue polka dot shirt is sitting in a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Four weeks til closing day
One thing about boomer parents is it will take them at least an hour to be ready to go to the store for 3 items
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
One thing about boomer parents is it will take them at least an hour to be ready to go to the store for 3 items
Better watch out or I may just discover an inner peace and sense of fulfillment that gets me saying corny shit
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Better watch out or I may just discover an inner peace and sense of fulfillment that gets me saying corny shit
Couches are expensive huh
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Couches are expensive huh
Got to Aldi before it opens so I'm sitting in my car like a normal person unlike these freaks lining up outside
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Got to Aldi before it opens so I'm sitting in my car like a normal person unlike these freaks lining up outside
Always funny to order a serum and it ends up looking like semen
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Always funny to order a serum and it ends up looking like semen
I'm gonna be a home owner
a young boy is sitting on a couch making a funny face .
ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I'm gonna be a home owner
Devious fiend....
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Devious fiend....
Doing ethics training rn where they say we're not allowed to bring in girl scout cookie sign up sheets but congress is allowed to do insider trading well ok then
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Doing ethics training rn where they say we're not allowed to bring in girl scout cookie sign up sheets but congress is allowed to do insider trading well ok then
Being an adult is about nearly puking out of excitement that a house u loved has a 1 year old 30-yr architectural shingle roof w a transferrable warranty
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Being an adult is about nearly puking out of excitement that a house u loved has a 1 year old 30-yr architectural shingle roof w a transferrable warranty
Upstairs neighbor is scrubbing the bath tub at 10pm???????
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Upstairs neighbor is scrubbing the bath tub at 10pm???????
Fb marketplace find of the day
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Fb marketplace find of the day
Planning out my evil poke bowl for dinner
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Planning out my evil poke bowl for dinner