Bryn
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Setting aside for a moment the fact that we are living in an age of unfathomable horrors being birthed anew before our eyes on a daily basis:
You have to admit that this is very, very funny
You have to admit that this is very, very funny
Trump: Milk would help your cognitive abilities?
Carson: Absolutely. You can tell who has been drinking milk.
Trump: I took a cognitive test—I’ve taken a lot of them. I've aced all of them because I drink milk.
Carson: Absolutely. You can tell who has been drinking milk.
Trump: I took a cognitive test—I’ve taken a lot of them. I've aced all of them because I drink milk.
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Setting aside for a moment the fact that we are living in an age of unfathomable horrors being birthed anew before our eyes on a daily basis:
You have to admit that this is very, very funny
You have to admit that this is very, very funny
I can’t decide whether the revelation that Jack Daniels denies any involvement with the show and its corny set advertising their product makes the whole saga feel more or less like a made-up media franchise that would appear in the background as a running gag in Bojack Horseman or something
"whiskey fridays" might be a real test for the trump era "never back down or apologize, even when everyone thinks your idea is stupid" axiom. they have plenty of time to shut the thing down before anyone sees it but it feels way more likely they'll blunder through just to prove they're in charge
January 14, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I can’t decide whether the revelation that Jack Daniels denies any involvement with the show and its corny set advertising their product makes the whole saga feel more or less like a made-up media franchise that would appear in the background as a running gag in Bojack Horseman or something
When the man made horrors are beyond your comprehension, but not SO far beyond your comprehension that you can’t imagine a valid use case
January 14, 2026 at 5:57 PM
When the man made horrors are beyond your comprehension, but not SO far beyond your comprehension that you can’t imagine a valid use case
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can't lie, not NOT into this
A motorized hand that oozes lotion from its pores, patented today.
US 12520926
US 12520926
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
can't lie, not NOT into this
Not to speak wildly out of turn but it’s truly wild how even on the nominal left in this godforsaken country, people spew para-eugenicist vibe-informed conclusions retconned from atrocious pseudoscientific reified fictional ideas of how genetics works. Can we have just an ounce of diamat pls?
January 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Not to speak wildly out of turn but it’s truly wild how even on the nominal left in this godforsaken country, people spew para-eugenicist vibe-informed conclusions retconned from atrocious pseudoscientific reified fictional ideas of how genetics works. Can we have just an ounce of diamat pls?
Meeeee
girl you are not surviving the Century of American Humiliation you can barely survive a white woman posting a letterboxd review without having your blood pressure skyrocket 3x times the normal level
January 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Meeeee
I think that some time in the mid-2010s Silicon Valley guys stopped hyping the biohackers’ 21st-Century Alchemical Quest for high-ROI “smart drugs” to boost cognitive capacity, and started settling for Drugs That Make You Feel Clever, and this shift gave way to the rise of mass chatbot psychosis
If there’s one true cri de cœur that genuinely resonates across a wide sampling of political tendencies in our era—right left and center alike—it is this: “I demand the right to be illiterate; to be incurious and underinformed; to be passionately, unrepentantly wrong and to never stop doubling down”
January 14, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I think that some time in the mid-2010s Silicon Valley guys stopped hyping the biohackers’ 21st-Century Alchemical Quest for high-ROI “smart drugs” to boost cognitive capacity, and started settling for Drugs That Make You Feel Clever, and this shift gave way to the rise of mass chatbot psychosis
If there’s one true cri de cœur that genuinely resonates across a wide sampling of political tendencies in our era—right left and center alike—it is this: “I demand the right to be illiterate; to be incurious and underinformed; to be passionately, unrepentantly wrong and to never stop doubling down”
January 14, 2026 at 5:17 PM
If there’s one true cri de cœur that genuinely resonates across a wide sampling of political tendencies in our era—right left and center alike—it is this: “I demand the right to be illiterate; to be incurious and underinformed; to be passionately, unrepentantly wrong and to never stop doubling down”
Need to deliver this line in a cold deadpan to someone who’s completely geeked off the za i think it might break their mind
January 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Need to deliver this line in a cold deadpan to someone who’s completely geeked off the za i think it might break their mind
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The mythological Kratos' one contribution to broader culture is that he may have been the first fictional character to smugly say to a defeated clairvoyant opponent "didn't see that one coming, huh?"
January 14, 2026 at 3:12 PM
The mythological Kratos' one contribution to broader culture is that he may have been the first fictional character to smugly say to a defeated clairvoyant opponent "didn't see that one coming, huh?"
When did Cards Against Humanity become the official typeface & graphic design language of the Manosphere-Influencer-Supplement-Premium Food Product-MAHA Industrial Complex?
January 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
When did Cards Against Humanity become the official typeface & graphic design language of the Manosphere-Influencer-Supplement-Premium Food Product-MAHA Industrial Complex?
Also, of course, (and to be clear this is a ‘yes-and’ not a ‘well-akchully’): “population decline” continues to be basically a fake made-up problem that should be mutually exclusive with (/rendered null by) “the immigration issue.” The racial-capitalist nation-state can’t resolve this contradiction
the left has offered solutions:
-raising wages
-universal healthcare
-affordable housing
-universal childcare
-paid parental leave
-action to mitigate the climate crisis
if only our leaders supported these wildly popular solutions. people don’t want kids in a world we’re struggling to survive in.
-raising wages
-universal healthcare
-affordable housing
-universal childcare
-paid parental leave
-action to mitigate the climate crisis
if only our leaders supported these wildly popular solutions. people don’t want kids in a world we’re struggling to survive in.
As birthrates tumble, some progressives say the left needs to offer ideas and solutions
The US and other countries face aging, shrinking populations. Conservatives have shaped debate over the issue. Some liberals say it's time for progressives to weigh in.
www.npr.org
January 13, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Also, of course, (and to be clear this is a ‘yes-and’ not a ‘well-akchully’): “population decline” continues to be basically a fake made-up problem that should be mutually exclusive with (/rendered null by) “the immigration issue.” The racial-capitalist nation-state can’t resolve this contradiction
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he makes a robot to butter toast, but it's sentient, and has to live with the fact that its purpose is to butter toast. it's funny because it's relatable. except instead of buttering toast, your purpose is to make your parents less afraid that they're going to die some day
see, he turns himself into a pickle to avoid his responsibility to his family. it's funny because the sea will make pickles of us all. and, down here, we are all family
January 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
he makes a robot to butter toast, but it's sentient, and has to live with the fact that its purpose is to butter toast. it's funny because it's relatable. except instead of buttering toast, your purpose is to make your parents less afraid that they're going to die some day
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purpose is a curse
curses aren't real
you are free
curses aren't real
you are free
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
purpose is a curse
curses aren't real
you are free
curses aren't real
you are free
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So are Venezuela and Greenland really more about minerals/metals/etc and the oil in both cases is just sort of a nice bonus? Does anyone know what the fuck is going on?
January 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
So are Venezuela and Greenland really more about minerals/metals/etc and the oil in both cases is just sort of a nice bonus? Does anyone know what the fuck is going on?
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We need the invade Greenland of the left
January 12, 2026 at 12:51 PM
We need the invade Greenland of the left
This is basically how 2026 has felt so far
January 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
This is basically how 2026 has felt so far
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Explaining America to someone:
“So yeah we just had the National Divorce… no, it wasn’t a real divorce they just called it that… yeah and now we’re having the National ‘Dad Does a Family Annihilation Because his Eldest Child Just Came Out as Trans’ …yeah I think they’re still workshopping the name”
“So yeah we just had the National Divorce… no, it wasn’t a real divorce they just called it that… yeah and now we’re having the National ‘Dad Does a Family Annihilation Because his Eldest Child Just Came Out as Trans’ …yeah I think they’re still workshopping the name”
Kudlow: "Buying cheap goods is not a real prosperity, and we don't have to accept that. So you lay the law down, that's all. Look, all the badly behaving children in Asia and elsewhere are coming home to papa. They're all on the phone begging for mercy."
April 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Explaining America to someone:
“So yeah we just had the National Divorce… no, it wasn’t a real divorce they just called it that… yeah and now we’re having the National ‘Dad Does a Family Annihilation Because his Eldest Child Just Came Out as Trans’ …yeah I think they’re still workshopping the name”
“So yeah we just had the National Divorce… no, it wasn’t a real divorce they just called it that… yeah and now we’re having the National ‘Dad Does a Family Annihilation Because his Eldest Child Just Came Out as Trans’ …yeah I think they’re still workshopping the name”
The Behind the Bastards guy going on a long rant about how All Cops Are Bastards but Maybe Not the US Military is unfortunately very on-brand, I enjoy listening to reasonably-well-researched informal dives into the minds that built Versailles or whatever but they’re v clearly anti-communist schmucks
January 11, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The Behind the Bastards guy going on a long rant about how All Cops Are Bastards but Maybe Not the US Military is unfortunately very on-brand, I enjoy listening to reasonably-well-researched informal dives into the minds that built Versailles or whatever but they’re v clearly anti-communist schmucks
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Y'all really memory-holed Abu Ghraib and ignored how rampant sexual assault is on US army bases worldwide huh
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Y'all really memory-holed Abu Ghraib and ignored how rampant sexual assault is on US army bases worldwide huh
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as someone who loves drama and stupid shit that doesn’t matter this website has been a great addition to my life personally
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
as someone who loves drama and stupid shit that doesn’t matter this website has been a great addition to my life personally
As always with this sort of a thing, the comments are a gold mine, personally some of my favorite are the wild-eyed Blue Anons shouting “OF COURSE you SHEEPLE think he’s just sundowning, because most of you rubes can’t HANDLE the truth that he’s really a RUSSIAN AGENT playing 5D chess. It’s a ruse!”
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
As always with this sort of a thing, the comments are a gold mine, personally some of my favorite are the wild-eyed Blue Anons shouting “OF COURSE you SHEEPLE think he’s just sundowning, because most of you rubes can’t HANDLE the truth that he’s really a RUSSIAN AGENT playing 5D chess. It’s a ruse!”