Bryn
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When did Cards Against Humanity become the official typeface & graphic design language of the Manosphere-Influencer-Supplement-Premium Food Product-MAHA Industrial Complex?
January 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
When did Cards Against Humanity become the official typeface & graphic design language of the Manosphere-Influencer-Supplement-Premium Food Product-MAHA Industrial Complex?
Also, of course, (and to be clear this is a ‘yes-and’ not a ‘well-akchully’): “population decline” continues to be basically a fake made-up problem that should be mutually exclusive with (/rendered null by) “the immigration issue.” The racial-capitalist nation-state can’t resolve this contradiction
the left has offered solutions:
-raising wages
-universal healthcare
-affordable housing
-universal childcare
-paid parental leave
-action to mitigate the climate crisis
if only our leaders supported these wildly popular solutions. people don’t want kids in a world we’re struggling to survive in.
-raising wages
-universal healthcare
-affordable housing
-universal childcare
-paid parental leave
-action to mitigate the climate crisis
if only our leaders supported these wildly popular solutions. people don’t want kids in a world we’re struggling to survive in.
As birthrates tumble, some progressives say the left needs to offer ideas and solutions
The US and other countries face aging, shrinking populations. Conservatives have shaped debate over the issue. Some liberals say it's time for progressives to weigh in.
www.npr.org
January 13, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Also, of course, (and to be clear this is a ‘yes-and’ not a ‘well-akchully’): “population decline” continues to be basically a fake made-up problem that should be mutually exclusive with (/rendered null by) “the immigration issue.” The racial-capitalist nation-state can’t resolve this contradiction
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he makes a robot to butter toast, but it's sentient, and has to live with the fact that its purpose is to butter toast. it's funny because it's relatable. except instead of buttering toast, your purpose is to make your parents less afraid that they're going to die some day
see, he turns himself into a pickle to avoid his responsibility to his family. it's funny because the sea will make pickles of us all. and, down here, we are all family
January 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
he makes a robot to butter toast, but it's sentient, and has to live with the fact that its purpose is to butter toast. it's funny because it's relatable. except instead of buttering toast, your purpose is to make your parents less afraid that they're going to die some day
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purpose is a curse
curses aren't real
you are free
curses aren't real
you are free
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
purpose is a curse
curses aren't real
you are free
curses aren't real
you are free
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So are Venezuela and Greenland really more about minerals/metals/etc and the oil in both cases is just sort of a nice bonus? Does anyone know what the fuck is going on?
January 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
So are Venezuela and Greenland really more about minerals/metals/etc and the oil in both cases is just sort of a nice bonus? Does anyone know what the fuck is going on?
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We need the invade Greenland of the left
January 12, 2026 at 12:51 PM
We need the invade Greenland of the left
This is basically how 2026 has felt so far
January 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
This is basically how 2026 has felt so far
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Explaining America to someone:
“So yeah we just had the National Divorce… no, it wasn’t a real divorce they just called it that… yeah and now we’re having the National ‘Dad Does a Family Annihilation Because his Eldest Child Just Came Out as Trans’ …yeah I think they’re still workshopping the name”
“So yeah we just had the National Divorce… no, it wasn’t a real divorce they just called it that… yeah and now we’re having the National ‘Dad Does a Family Annihilation Because his Eldest Child Just Came Out as Trans’ …yeah I think they’re still workshopping the name”
Kudlow: "Buying cheap goods is not a real prosperity, and we don't have to accept that. So you lay the law down, that's all. Look, all the badly behaving children in Asia and elsewhere are coming home to papa. They're all on the phone begging for mercy."
April 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Explaining America to someone:
“So yeah we just had the National Divorce… no, it wasn’t a real divorce they just called it that… yeah and now we’re having the National ‘Dad Does a Family Annihilation Because his Eldest Child Just Came Out as Trans’ …yeah I think they’re still workshopping the name”
“So yeah we just had the National Divorce… no, it wasn’t a real divorce they just called it that… yeah and now we’re having the National ‘Dad Does a Family Annihilation Because his Eldest Child Just Came Out as Trans’ …yeah I think they’re still workshopping the name”
The Behind the Bastards guy going on a long rant about how All Cops Are Bastards but Maybe Not the US Military is unfortunately very on-brand, I enjoy listening to reasonably-well-researched informal dives into the minds that built Versailles or whatever but they’re v clearly anti-communist schmucks
January 11, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The Behind the Bastards guy going on a long rant about how All Cops Are Bastards but Maybe Not the US Military is unfortunately very on-brand, I enjoy listening to reasonably-well-researched informal dives into the minds that built Versailles or whatever but they’re v clearly anti-communist schmucks
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Y'all really memory-holed Abu Ghraib and ignored how rampant sexual assault is on US army bases worldwide huh
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Y'all really memory-holed Abu Ghraib and ignored how rampant sexual assault is on US army bases worldwide huh
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as someone who loves drama and stupid shit that doesn’t matter this website has been a great addition to my life personally
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
as someone who loves drama and stupid shit that doesn’t matter this website has been a great addition to my life personally
As always with this sort of a thing, the comments are a gold mine, personally some of my favorite are the wild-eyed Blue Anons shouting “OF COURSE you SHEEPLE think he’s just sundowning, because most of you rubes can’t HANDLE the truth that he’s really a RUSSIAN AGENT playing 5D chess. It’s a ruse!”
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
As always with this sort of a thing, the comments are a gold mine, personally some of my favorite are the wild-eyed Blue Anons shouting “OF COURSE you SHEEPLE think he’s just sundowning, because most of you rubes can’t HANDLE the truth that he’s really a RUSSIAN AGENT playing 5D chess. It’s a ruse!”
Had never actually watched Green Room (2015) this shit is kind of dumb bc they make such a big deal out of how threatened the white supremacists are by the cops and the lengths they have to go to to deter them
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Had never actually watched Green Room (2015) this shit is kind of dumb bc they make such a big deal out of how threatened the white supremacists are by the cops and the lengths they have to go to to deter them
Kinda crazy how you can feel completely not mad about something and think “yeah I guess I’m over that” and then a different time you think about it and you get mad all over again like which of those two states do you even assign any weight to?
January 11, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Kinda crazy how you can feel completely not mad about something and think “yeah I guess I’m over that” and then a different time you think about it and you get mad all over again like which of those two states do you even assign any weight to?
I must not Think. Thinking is the mind killer.
January 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I must not Think. Thinking is the mind killer.
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ICE just reported its fourth in-custody death of 2026. It’s only January 10.
January 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
ICE just reported its fourth in-custody death of 2026. It’s only January 10.
I mean, yeah, I think we need to be able to have unflinching structural analysis that doesn’t collapse the agency & responsibility of individual actors within overarching social relations of oppression in order to move beyond a descriptive account to ask what must be done. That’s the whole thing ya
January 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I mean, yeah, I think we need to be able to have unflinching structural analysis that doesn’t collapse the agency & responsibility of individual actors within overarching social relations of oppression in order to move beyond a descriptive account to ask what must be done. That’s the whole thing ya
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always worth reiterating that riley gaines actively ran cover for her coach who was accused of abusing and assaulting multiple women on the team while she made a small fortune crying about lia thomas being a predator
Not major news to anyone but the real threat to women in sports is male coaches abusing them. I played high school, college, and club water polo and close to 50% of the coaches I had either had inappropriate relationship w a player or were accused of SA
Republicans somehow managed to sprint from “we’re trying to protect women in sports” straight to defending a woman being shot in the head three times at point blank range for trying to drive away from a masked thug.
January 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
always worth reiterating that riley gaines actively ran cover for her coach who was accused of abusing and assaulting multiple women on the team while she made a small fortune crying about lia thomas being a predator
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Your occasional reminder that Gavin Newsom's father was part of Operation Paperclip as a handler for the SS officer who instigated the Bucharest Pogrom.
An officer who specialized in "Expropriation of Jewish Property" and served as a direct advisor to Eichmann.
An officer who specialized in "Expropriation of Jewish Property" and served as a direct advisor to Eichmann.
Newsom's already calling for a joining of hands with the Nazis and let atrocities be bygones.
January 10, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Your occasional reminder that Gavin Newsom's father was part of Operation Paperclip as a handler for the SS officer who instigated the Bucharest Pogrom.
An officer who specialized in "Expropriation of Jewish Property" and served as a direct advisor to Eichmann.
An officer who specialized in "Expropriation of Jewish Property" and served as a direct advisor to Eichmann.
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ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens
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your toothless face before and after the war. the smiling television before and after the war. our legs wrapped together before and after the war. the ugliness of peace and the shadow of love before and after the war.
January 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
your toothless face before and after the war. the smiling television before and after the war. our legs wrapped together before and after the war. the ugliness of peace and the shadow of love before and after the war.
Fuckin potato jeremies weenie hut jr’s ass clone of the pedo-owned-and-operated mechahitler microblogging site, bluesky is a place where if you objectively refer to an instance of an incel killing a woman they’ll put a warning on your post advising users they’re about to see rude language
January 10, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Fuckin potato jeremies weenie hut jr’s ass clone of the pedo-owned-and-operated mechahitler microblogging site, bluesky is a place where if you objectively refer to an instance of an incel killing a woman they’ll put a warning on your post advising users they’re about to see rude language
@jay.bsky.team Could you kindly explain why on earth this got labeled as intolerance? Who is it being intolerant toward? Fascists making misogynistic jokes demeaning a woman who was killed by one of their masked thugs?
The amount of disparate strands of reactionary incel discourse that are converging on the conversation ab this one killing feels like it does indeed reveal something about the psychosexual minefield of the current American subconscious, just not what these deplorable projecting cretins think it does
Oh for god's sake...
January 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
@jay.bsky.team Could you kindly explain why on earth this got labeled as intolerance? Who is it being intolerant toward? Fascists making misogynistic jokes demeaning a woman who was killed by one of their masked thugs?