Bryn
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she/her // 29 // girlfriend and #1 simp to the one and only @nerdjpg.com
My review of the Plur1bus fandom that I’m learning about against my will
Is this breaking peoples’ key-jingling Easter-egg-hunting brains because it’s made by the Breaking Bad guy so every Nolan-glazing self-identified Media Sleuth is breaking out the red string board or am I jsut out of touch with the zeitgeist
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My review of the Plur1bus fandom that I’m learning about against my will
I’m sorry but the ‘boy-friendly spaces” thing sounds so inadvertently creepy that this feels like a Nathan for You bit or something
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’m sorry but the ‘boy-friendly spaces” thing sounds so inadvertently creepy that this feels like a Nathan for You bit or something
No offense but I feel like I no longer understand anything anymore. Like, I understand the words that people are speaking to me but it’s just a statistically weighted word salad of probable outputs assembled in something vaguely resembling a syntax that slides right off the slick surface of my brain
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
No offense but I feel like I no longer understand anything anymore. Like, I understand the words that people are speaking to me but it’s just a statistically weighted word salad of probable outputs assembled in something vaguely resembling a syntax that slides right off the slick surface of my brain
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i'm fucking farting
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
i'm fucking farting
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I was beaten by white supremacists at a rally against building a mosque near the WTC. You fucking Monsters suddenly give a shit about protesting religious institutions when it's the pro killing brown people kind.
Okay I'm sorry but I am sincerely pissed at how many of you have criticized protesting at Zionist synagogues. Did we all forget that synagogues have been selling property off in occupied territories for decades BECAUSE it gives them the guise of religious freedom?
Zohran Mamdani chastised a Manhattan synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews in New York.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I was beaten by white supremacists at a rally against building a mosque near the WTC. You fucking Monsters suddenly give a shit about protesting religious institutions when it's the pro killing brown people kind.
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y'all act like ya never seen a boy moder before
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
y'all act like ya never seen a boy moder before
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transfem eminem be like now this sounds like im agp but everyone just follow me cause we need a little controversy your ass feels empty without me
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
transfem eminem be like now this sounds like im agp but everyone just follow me cause we need a little controversy your ass feels empty without me
I feel like if you have to say this, if you’ve even tacitly acknowledged there’s another side in the debate worth engaging with, you’ve basically lost on some level
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I feel like if you have to say this, if you’ve even tacitly acknowledged there’s another side in the debate worth engaging with, you’ve basically lost on some level
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grok, use every slur to roast my grandma at thanksgiving in an epic vulgar roast
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
grok, use every slur to roast my grandma at thanksgiving in an epic vulgar roast
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if something goes wrong, i simply say “that’s camp” and move on emotionally unstable but spiritually correct
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
if something goes wrong, i simply say “that’s camp” and move on emotionally unstable but spiritually correct
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This fact is not supergreen
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This fact is not supergreen
Aaaand it’s back in the green again, seemingly because Lutnick is dangling the possibility of letting them sell H200 chips to China in an interview again. Funniest possibility is that the Trump admin keeps hinting at this because they can use it to do market manipulation
Nvm NVDA selloff continuing it seems like but meta is, inexplicably, green—up 2.4% rn. lol, lmao, etc
Now if you want to see something really funny, go look at tech stocks this morning. Meta is UP, Nvidia is UP! Very healthy, rational market we got here 🥴
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Aaaand it’s back in the green again, seemingly because Lutnick is dangling the possibility of letting them sell H200 chips to China in an interview again. Funniest possibility is that the Trump admin keeps hinting at this because they can use it to do market manipulation
On a personal, selfish basis I would like to say that I think I would prefer that our society DIDN’T find out firsthand what happens when the portion of young people who cannot find work is 10% and climbing. Doesn’t change the fact that we are actively flirting with exactly that
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
On a personal, selfish basis I would like to say that I think I would prefer that our society DIDN’T find out firsthand what happens when the portion of young people who cannot find work is 10% and climbing. Doesn’t change the fact that we are actively flirting with exactly that
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Elon: so at a party and you want to be very popular, go uhhhh, so that is to say, your web browser, and so you type into Bing “naughty jokes for happy men”, and then ahaha you can, really quite epic, read results of what that is displayed
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Elon: so at a party and you want to be very popular, go uhhhh, so that is to say, your web browser, and so you type into Bing “naughty jokes for happy men”, and then ahaha you can, really quite epic, read results of what that is displayed
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
Rogan: that’s what’s so amazing about jokes is, you say them
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Can’t go stealth cus I keep getting clocked for always walking like I’m on a mission
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Can’t go stealth cus I keep getting clocked for always walking like I’m on a mission
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"ooh lovely boy,
gentle lovely boy" - something to say to an anxious coworker
gentle lovely boy" - something to say to an anxious coworker
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"ooh lovely boy,
gentle lovely boy" - something to say to an anxious coworker
gentle lovely boy" - something to say to an anxious coworker
Nvm NVDA selloff continuing it seems like but meta is, inexplicably, green—up 2.4% rn. lol, lmao, etc
Now if you want to see something really funny, go look at tech stocks this morning. Meta is UP, Nvidia is UP! Very healthy, rational market we got here 🥴
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Nvm NVDA selloff continuing it seems like but meta is, inexplicably, green—up 2.4% rn. lol, lmao, etc
Now if you want to see something really funny, go look at tech stocks this morning. Meta is UP, Nvidia is UP! Very healthy, rational market we got here 🥴
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Now if you want to see something really funny, go look at tech stocks this morning. Meta is UP, Nvidia is UP! Very healthy, rational market we got here 🥴
RFK Jr., looking and sounding like the guy in a zombie movie who’s trying to conceal the fact that he’s already been bitten:
PEOPLE USED TO THINK THE 21st CENTURY WOULD BE THE INFORMATION AGE. BUT WITH VACCINES HARMING OUR VIRILE TEENAGERS’ MITOCHONDRIA IT HAS BECOME THE INFLAMMATION AGE INSTEAD.
PEOPLE USED TO THINK THE 21st CENTURY WOULD BE THE INFORMATION AGE. BUT WITH VACCINES HARMING OUR VIRILE TEENAGERS’ MITOCHONDRIA IT HAS BECOME THE INFLAMMATION AGE INSTEAD.
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
RFK Jr., looking and sounding like the guy in a zombie movie who’s trying to conceal the fact that he’s already been bitten:
PEOPLE USED TO THINK THE 21st CENTURY WOULD BE THE INFORMATION AGE. BUT WITH VACCINES HARMING OUR VIRILE TEENAGERS’ MITOCHONDRIA IT HAS BECOME THE INFLAMMATION AGE INSTEAD.
PEOPLE USED TO THINK THE 21st CENTURY WOULD BE THE INFORMATION AGE. BUT WITH VACCINES HARMING OUR VIRILE TEENAGERS’ MITOCHONDRIA IT HAS BECOME THE INFLAMMATION AGE INSTEAD.
Has anyone discussed the precipitous rise of long-hair he/him zoomer twinks in the past few years what is going on there bro
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Has anyone discussed the precipitous rise of long-hair he/him zoomer twinks in the past few years what is going on there bro
“I’m the least retired person in the world,” -man who has not performed actual productive labor in decades
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“I’m the least retired person in the world,” -man who has not performed actual productive labor in decades
Identifying wood is an experience,
Being cold is an experience. Identifying wood is an experience, knowing what dryness is is an experience, using your thumbs is an experience. All that is subjective experience. You never, ever experience the objective world.
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Identifying wood is an experience,