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Why the new food guidelines look like Cards Against Humanity
January 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
It gets worse with every new panel/fact I’m exposed to against my will
January 13, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I think that there are a lot of reasonable inferences that go into people’s attempts to model “Will I be able to shoulder the costs of raising one or more human beings?” and that it’s pretty sensitive to real economic conditions, like whether you feel your QOL is less secure than your parents’
January 13, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I think that the desire many people have to have a family is somewhat predicated on a basic level of felt safety/security, especially in industrialized countries, and that the signals people use to measure “do I feel secure enough to support kids?” are highly self-referential and subjective, BUT
January 13, 2026 at 6:23 PM
But that might be a decent-enough frame of reference for what’s been going on globally as the proportion of productivity gains that workers get a shrinking slice of the pie. The Scandinavian countries seem to be poised to raid the coffers of their remaining social welfare programs
January 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Tbh it’s hard for me to think outside of the American frame of reference, where quantitatively it might be ~possible~ for the average household to eke out an existence but the wealth, security and material comfort attainable for most families has been declining since the mid-twentieth century
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Idk if anyone has actually done an analysis of whether eurostyle quality-of-life welfare policies are correlates with increases in birth rate but it doesn’t seem like any of the post-Marshall plan countries managed to stay out of the negatives. Not sure how eg USSR stacks up alongside those
January 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Excellent problematization of the problem. The “demographic transition” model logic feels like it’s usually explained like a chemical reaction—something that just happens at a critical threshold, but then you can’t incrementally unbake the cake back to a titrated sweet spot of 2.5 kids per household
January 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Reposted by Bryn
purpose is a curse

curses aren't real

you are free
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Ngltbqhimho that’s kind of offensive to hard-working fetish artists
January 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Forbes and similar outlets are reporting on the same anecdote, although they introduce some doubt, suggesting that it could be quasi-factual propaganda meant to stir up uncertainty over what the US is capable of
EPIC Win: U.S. Secret Weapon May Have Incapacitated Maduro’s Guards
The White House has promoted an account by a Venezuelan guard of how Maduro's security team was disabled by a mystery weapon which does match real-world technology.
www.forbes.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Surprised that (at first brush at least from what I can tell) Vannevar Bush doesn’t seem to have been involved in any of this lol
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
No, but I will bookmark this rabbit hole for later, good god
January 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Yeah, I mean, to add on to your point, it’s a weird strategic heel turn bc the US had been achieving similar ends by neocolonial means (collaborate w ambitious politician/warlord, he does the dirty work to expropriate resource rights, then let multinational corps eg Nestle come in to capitalize)
January 12, 2026 at 6:01 PM
My too-tidy-to-be-true pet conspiracy theory is that they’re making these land grabs now bc they want control over as many material inputs to data center construction as possible, they’re hoping to head off a bubble popping and they assume international “rules based order” is over bc climate change
January 12, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Yeah I hadn’t even considered this angle for Greenland til I saw an article about it—I think I had assumed it was control over future drilling (& potentially shipping routes) near the arctic circle but that would be very stupid bc we could have just put bases there
January 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Maybe so. I agree that Trump’s motives are probably some asinine inscrutable nonsense that only his dementia-riddled Id can really understand, but I ~do~ wonder if there was some military planning already in place and/or some pressure from tech billionaires
Tech investors probe how U.S. takeover of Greenland would impact minerals mining — CNBC
The geopolitical firestorm raging over the Arctic island has brought commercial opportunities to the fore.
apple.news
January 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Fair, yeah. I guess some of the coverage about billionaires jumping on board very quickly had me wondering whose idea this actually was. But ofc they could just be reacting, trying to pounce on a potential opportunity. Idk
Tech investors probe how U.S. takeover of Greenland would impact minerals mining — CNBC
The geopolitical firestorm raging over the Arctic island has brought commercial opportunities to the fore.
apple.news
January 12, 2026 at 5:39 PM
We love weaponized autism don’t we folks
January 12, 2026 at 2:52 PM