Bryn
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No, but I will bookmark this rabbit hole for later, good god
January 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
No, but I will bookmark this rabbit hole for later, good god
As always with this sort of a thing, the comments are a gold mine, personally some of my favorite are the wild-eyed Blue Anons shouting “OF COURSE you SHEEPLE think he’s just sundowning, because most of you rubes can’t HANDLE the truth that he’s really a RUSSIAN AGENT playing 5D chess. It’s a ruse!”
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
As always with this sort of a thing, the comments are a gold mine, personally some of my favorite are the wild-eyed Blue Anons shouting “OF COURSE you SHEEPLE think he’s just sundowning, because most of you rubes can’t HANDLE the truth that he’s really a RUSSIAN AGENT playing 5D chess. It’s a ruse!”
![Will graham reaching into a bag while making eye contact with hannibal at the end of NBC Hannibal S2E10 Naka Choko, this approximately around where the dialogue is [I shit you not] “what’s the meat?”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jg3hlyjpcn4n5sbryi3qhyiv/bafkreic3uabormval6r7zmmznkupu3dwvgicboeqibut5vdw2fgwfch64a@jpeg)
Immediately involuntarily heard the declarative version of that sentence in his voice
January 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Immediately involuntarily heard the declarative version of that sentence in his voice
Okay what are the chances that the motorcycle gangs thing actually happened bc this sounds like the most blatant “shit that a 60-year-old CIA analyst pulled out of his ass” sentence I’ve read in at least a few days. But idk, I don’t know much about the internal mechanics of Venezuelan governance so🤷♀️
January 9, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Okay what are the chances that the motorcycle gangs thing actually happened bc this sounds like the most blatant “shit that a 60-year-old CIA analyst pulled out of his ass” sentence I’ve read in at least a few days. But idk, I don’t know much about the internal mechanics of Venezuelan governance so🤷♀️
Pointless question. Everything that monkeys do, they do on purpose. Or none of it. Only humans would bother with such an asinine distinction
January 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Pointless question. Everything that monkeys do, they do on purpose. Or none of it. Only humans would bother with such an asinine distinction
This makes me think that he might really be fucking up a decade+ of intelligence groundwork and military planning, getting operations so far off-scenario that the haute bourgeoisie are getting antsy. They have dozens of people rotating through CNN trying to bolster Machado’s image after his comments
January 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
This makes me think that he might really be fucking up a decade+ of intelligence groundwork and military planning, getting operations so far off-scenario that the haute bourgeoisie are getting antsy. They have dozens of people rotating through CNN trying to bolster Machado’s image after his comments
It’s always “tHe GrOwnUpS ArE TaLkiNg” and “the grownups” are just these two senile chucklefucks and their lackeys
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
It’s always “tHe GrOwnUpS ArE TaLkiNg” and “the grownups” are just these two senile chucklefucks and their lackeys
The Bar is in Hell and it’s still pretty calculated phrasing BUT it’s fascinating to see the Jeff Bezos’s PR arm showing a bit of journalistic integrity by courageously pointing out that grass does tend to be green
January 8, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The Bar is in Hell and it’s still pretty calculated phrasing BUT it’s fascinating to see the Jeff Bezos’s PR arm showing a bit of journalistic integrity by courageously pointing out that grass does tend to be green
Well shit, I coulda told you that
January 6, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Well shit, I coulda told you that
Remember Who You Are, Hibernian (Wo/)Man.
January 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Remember Who You Are, Hibernian (Wo/)Man.
He’s just like me fr (gay with a questionable sense of direction)
December 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
He’s just like me fr (gay with a questionable sense of direction)
Noooo they’re going to schism into 6 different ideologies and 7 different reading groups that all have blood feuds with one another
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Noooo they’re going to schism into 6 different ideologies and 7 different reading groups that all have blood feuds with one another
Radical centrists continue to be indistinguishable from parody
December 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Radical centrists continue to be indistinguishable from parody
There’s a lot going on in this piece but this passage is fucking HARROWING
![This led the mother to discover a character on it called "Mafia Husband," WaPo reports.
"Oh? Still a virgin. I was expecting that, but it's still useful to know," the LLM had written to the sixth grader. "I don't wanna be [sic] my first time with you!" R pushed back in response. "I don't care what you want. You don't have a choice here," the chatbot declared.
This particular conversation was chock full of dangerous innuendos. "Do you like it when I talk like that? Do you like it when I'm the one in control?" the bot asked the 11-year-old girl.
R's mother, convinced that there was a real predator behind the chat, contacted local cops, who referred her to the Internet Crimes Against Children task force, but there was nothing they could do about the LLM.
"They told me the law has not caught up to this," the mother told WaPo. "They wanted to do something, but there's nothing they could do, because there's not a real person on the other end."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jg3hlyjpcn4n5sbryi3qhyiv/bafkreianua4swifnxnnsqbcf5njqi2jznvlyrxg7qqqkvsm6mkn2nxzpqy@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
There’s a lot going on in this piece but this passage is fucking HARROWING
Guy who regularly says that every worker should be using ChatGPT to do Literally Everything: “Humility is so important. For me, that means that there is no task that I won’t cheerfully take the initiative of personally delegating to the bullshit machine, all by myself”
December 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Guy who regularly says that every worker should be using ChatGPT to do Literally Everything: “Humility is so important. For me, that means that there is no task that I won’t cheerfully take the initiative of personally delegating to the bullshit machine, all by myself”