Foreword by Sooz Kempner.

I was going to organise one but this has just pure put me off tbh

It wasn't that long ago that they were on 60 something a year with a whopping expenses budget.

The expense scandal happened, one MP went to jail and the solution was to pay them more and *ever so slightly* reduce the expenses, all while voting against wage increases for Dr's nurses etc.

Very good.

It does seem to be like playing chess with a pigeon.

Does this scupper or enhance her chances of joining Reform?

Oof. I had a bloke i really liked at work who came out with "The thing about the theory of evolution is that is just a theory. Obviously it's all made and designed by God."

Then he started wanging on about immigration.

That put stopper on it.

*Raises bat, points to the pavilion, goes back to retake guard and carry on*

As a former cricketer who didn't make many 50s, this feels quite good.

Is that a... scary duck?

Next two are going to be off the Portal 2 video game. I'm thinking these on different parts of the wall because it's clever and like they're portals or something.

(You'll have to click them to see them properly, thumbnails cropped probably)

What else is on the wall? These two.