Gordy
@gordiniroy.bsky.social
Reckon so.
www.twitch.tv/gordiniroy
www.twitch.tv/gordiniroy
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Hope you're all having a nice Christmas. But aren't you forgetting about somebody? That's right. What about daddy? Every year, divorced dads spend Christmas alone. And why? Simply because of their views.
December 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Hope you're all having a nice Christmas. But aren't you forgetting about somebody? That's right. What about daddy? Every year, divorced dads spend Christmas alone. And why? Simply because of their views.
My name is Gordon.
We used to suffix "Roy!" very loudly and in a silly voice after everything as teenagers. One night stood by the Guild Hall, a Renault 5 Gordini pulled up.
My friends all looked at each other, turned, pointed at me and said "GORDINIROY!" in the voice.
That was 35 years ago.
We used to suffix "Roy!" very loudly and in a silly voice after everything as teenagers. One night stood by the Guild Hall, a Renault 5 Gordini pulled up.
My friends all looked at each other, turned, pointed at me and said "GORDINIROY!" in the voice.
That was 35 years ago.
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME
my name is Josh and I’m a Woolfaholic.
my name is Josh and I’m a Woolfaholic.
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME
King Alistair knows (and this world's made me one)
King Alistair knows (and this world's made me one)
December 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My name is Gordon.
We used to suffix "Roy!" very loudly and in a silly voice after everything as teenagers. One night stood by the Guild Hall, a Renault 5 Gordini pulled up.
My friends all looked at each other, turned, pointed at me and said "GORDINIROY!" in the voice.
That was 35 years ago.
We used to suffix "Roy!" very loudly and in a silly voice after everything as teenagers. One night stood by the Guild Hall, a Renault 5 Gordini pulled up.
My friends all looked at each other, turned, pointed at me and said "GORDINIROY!" in the voice.
That was 35 years ago.
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MICHAEL JACKSON: (whispers in Jeffrey Epstein’s ear)
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: Yikes!!!
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: Yikes!!!
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
MICHAEL JACKSON: (whispers in Jeffrey Epstein’s ear)
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: Yikes!!!
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: Yikes!!!
Is Drake going through the same thing Montgomery Brewster did or something?
That's just throwing money away.
That's just throwing money away.
December 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Is Drake going through the same thing Montgomery Brewster did or something?
That's just throwing money away.
That's just throwing money away.
Some of you will know why I'm really really happy about the following thing and some won't, which is fine.
I just found my 10mm spanner! Just need my 13mm one back now.
The 10mm one was in my bag of red rawl plugs and screws.
I have no idea why.
I just found my 10mm spanner! Just need my 13mm one back now.
The 10mm one was in my bag of red rawl plugs and screws.
I have no idea why.
December 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Some of you will know why I'm really really happy about the following thing and some won't, which is fine.
I just found my 10mm spanner! Just need my 13mm one back now.
The 10mm one was in my bag of red rawl plugs and screws.
I have no idea why.
I just found my 10mm spanner! Just need my 13mm one back now.
The 10mm one was in my bag of red rawl plugs and screws.
I have no idea why.
Was ridiculously ill during the night. Had been wobbly all day, blood sugar levels all over the map and just Not Good™️ Around 1am my body just went "Get Out" to everything.
My first thought was "I haven't had much to drink, I must be ill" when the truth is I've been sober for over 3 weeks.
My first thought was "I haven't had much to drink, I must be ill" when the truth is I've been sober for over 3 weeks.
December 14, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Was ridiculously ill during the night. Had been wobbly all day, blood sugar levels all over the map and just Not Good™️ Around 1am my body just went "Get Out" to everything.
My first thought was "I haven't had much to drink, I must be ill" when the truth is I've been sober for over 3 weeks.
My first thought was "I haven't had much to drink, I must be ill" when the truth is I've been sober for over 3 weeks.
The most magical time of the year for us cold hearted cynics.
Seeing these is the closest I get to God.
Seeing these is the closest I get to God.
[Hammers fist down on the Underwhelming Christmas Wonderland KLAXON]
WE GOT ONE!!!
WE GOT ONE!!!
'it just felt like it was just some port-a-cabins with festive lights in them'
'My 11-year-old told me I’d been scammed'
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The most magical time of the year for us cold hearted cynics.
Seeing these is the closest I get to God.
Seeing these is the closest I get to God.
Peppermint Rhino.
Yeah, I can see that working.
Yeah, I can see that working.
Spearmint is far better than peppermint.
December 12, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Peppermint Rhino.
Yeah, I can see that working.
Yeah, I can see that working.
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Well said.
December 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Well said.
Makes you fink, dunnit.
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Makes you fink, dunnit.
Without a doubt, the longest I've been without a drink since the 90s.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Without a doubt, the longest I've been without a drink since the 90s.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.
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Give this a ♥️ if you LOVE rock music and want to see the EPSTEIN FILES
December 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Give this a ♥️ if you LOVE rock music and want to see the EPSTEIN FILES
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Thank you. That's up there with "You couldn't make it up!" absolutely grips my shit.
"Yes. Yes you can make it up. I've read Practical Demonkeeping so I can easily believe whatever real world scenario has stunned you."
"Yes. Yes you can make it up. I've read Practical Demonkeeping so I can easily believe whatever real world scenario has stunned you."
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Thank you. That's up there with "You couldn't make it up!" absolutely grips my shit.
"Yes. Yes you can make it up. I've read Practical Demonkeeping so I can easily believe whatever real world scenario has stunned you."
"Yes. Yes you can make it up. I've read Practical Demonkeeping so I can easily believe whatever real world scenario has stunned you."
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I don't need to "let that sink in." You can just end your post with what you have to say. I have excellent reading comprehension. Thank you.
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I don't need to "let that sink in." You can just end your post with what you have to say. I have excellent reading comprehension. Thank you.
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
I've just put my vhs recording from ITV of Die Hard on for the second time tbf.
Hippy by day, Melon Farmer!
Hippy by day, Melon Farmer!
It’s December 5th and I’ve already watched ‘Home Alone’ three times.
December 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I've just put my vhs recording from ITV of Die Hard on for the second time tbf.
Hippy by day, Melon Farmer!
Hippy by day, Melon Farmer!
Bit weird that. Especially as a handball is a foul.
I am an genius.
I am an genius.
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Bit weird that. Especially as a handball is a foul.
I am an genius.
I am an genius.
Christ, the Barmy Army don't half get on my tits.
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Christ, the Barmy Army don't half get on my tits.
I hate Ashes Cri OOOH JOFRA ARCHER!
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I hate Ashes Cri OOOH JOFRA ARCHER!
Allowing Nick Griffin on to Question Time was the point of no return.
The Butterfly Effect that shifted mankind onto this current downward spiral was the moment when the BBC sacked RadMac from their afternoon 6Music slot. Everything since then has been a disaster.
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Allowing Nick Griffin on to Question Time was the point of no return.
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Hate it when a henchman comes up to me, like: "Hey, listen up, Mac. Me and the boys bin thinkin..."
It's like, do I pay you to think, you big lummox?
It's like, do I pay you to think, you big lummox?
November 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Hate it when a henchman comes up to me, like: "Hey, listen up, Mac. Me and the boys bin thinkin..."
It's like, do I pay you to think, you big lummox?
It's like, do I pay you to think, you big lummox?
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I don't know if you ever look at The Spectator, the somewhat peculiar Tory magazine. I do. I look through it in the shop to see what the Tories are saying when they think no one else is listening.
There's no outright violence in there, but it does show how their minds work.
There's no outright violence in there, but it does show how their minds work.
October 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don't know if you ever look at The Spectator, the somewhat peculiar Tory magazine. I do. I look through it in the shop to see what the Tories are saying when they think no one else is listening.
There's no outright violence in there, but it does show how their minds work.
There's no outright violence in there, but it does show how their minds work.
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It's a truth universally acknowledged that every time someone posts a Rightmove link on here I will smash the hell out of it. And this one's a doozy
October 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It's a truth universally acknowledged that every time someone posts a Rightmove link on here I will smash the hell out of it. And this one's a doozy