Gordon McIlvaney
@gordon-mcilvaney.bsky.social
Semi-professional dog transporter. Radio nerd. Antarctican. Full-time house spouse.
Papa to one greyhound and two galgos.
Papa to one greyhound and two galgos.
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Nixon was totally evil, but he wasn't completely stupid.
GW Bush was completely stupid, but he wasn't totally evil.
By GOP logic, this makes Trump the most competent president they've ever had.
GW Bush was completely stupid, but he wasn't totally evil.
By GOP logic, this makes Trump the most competent president they've ever had.
December 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Nixon was totally evil, but he wasn't completely stupid.
GW Bush was completely stupid, but he wasn't totally evil.
By GOP logic, this makes Trump the most competent president they've ever had.
GW Bush was completely stupid, but he wasn't totally evil.
By GOP logic, this makes Trump the most competent president they've ever had.
I tried to embrace my inner child today, and the little asshole bit me.
October 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I tried to embrace my inner child today, and the little asshole bit me.
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Decrying violence against political opponents rings a bit hollow when you pull Secret Service protection from your political opponents.
September 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Decrying violence against political opponents rings a bit hollow when you pull Secret Service protection from your political opponents.
I don't dig pornography. I don't even have a pornograph.
~Johnny Edwards, trombonist
~Johnny Edwards, trombonist
September 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I don't dig pornography. I don't even have a pornograph.
~Johnny Edwards, trombonist
~Johnny Edwards, trombonist
You should never say bad things about the dead, only good.
James Dobson is dead. Good!
~ Paraphrasing Bette Davis
James Dobson is dead. Good!
~ Paraphrasing Bette Davis
August 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You should never say bad things about the dead, only good.
James Dobson is dead. Good!
~ Paraphrasing Bette Davis
James Dobson is dead. Good!
~ Paraphrasing Bette Davis
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What happened yesterday at the WH was an INTERVENTION,
but TACO and his minions are too stupid to understand that.
They think the global leaders came here to cheer and listen to that asshole.
They came her to CONTAIN him.
but TACO and his minions are too stupid to understand that.
They think the global leaders came here to cheer and listen to that asshole.
They came her to CONTAIN him.
August 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
What happened yesterday at the WH was an INTERVENTION,
but TACO and his minions are too stupid to understand that.
They think the global leaders came here to cheer and listen to that asshole.
They came her to CONTAIN him.
but TACO and his minions are too stupid to understand that.
They think the global leaders came here to cheer and listen to that asshole.
They came her to CONTAIN him.
Bartók?
Lugosi?
Fleck?
Lugosi?
Fleck?
August 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Bartók?
Lugosi?
Fleck?
Lugosi?
Fleck?
Imagine going to your boss and saying you want to press charges because someone threw a sandwich at you.
A man accused of throwing a sandwich at a federal agent who was patrolling Washington this week, after calling him and other agents “fascists,” was charged with assaulting a federal officer on Wednesday.
Man Charged With Assaulting Federal Agent With Sandwich in D.C.
A video showed a man repeatedly calling a group of officers “fascists” before throwing a sub sandwich at one.
nyti.ms
August 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Imagine going to your boss and saying you want to press charges because someone threw a sandwich at you.
Hahahahahaha!
August 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Hahahahahaha!
Why on earth would anyone buy a coloring book on Amazon, that is booked as "Used"?
August 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Why on earth would anyone buy a coloring book on Amazon, that is booked as "Used"?
