Gordon
@gordon.jagreview.com
every day I am bad at video games and sometimes I write about those video games for @jagreview.com
I write video game reviews for fun, for free, and as little creative writing exercises
all game reviews aim to fit on Steam
please enable my bad takes
I write video game reviews for fun, for free, and as little creative writing exercises
all game reviews aim to fit on Steam
please enable my bad takes
bro I hate peak I didn't mean to forsake the British (this time) why did he have to haunt me the rest of the way I just wanted to HELP
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
bro I hate peak I didn't mean to forsake the British (this time) why did he have to haunt me the rest of the way I just wanted to HELP
why does unbeatable know about my vacation destination goals
December 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
why does unbeatable know about my vacation destination goals
ok steam sale it is time.....................
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
ok steam sale it is time.....................
gemma this is a wendy's ma'am...................................
December 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
gemma this is a wendy's ma'am...................................
it's honestly embarrassing how much I spent just having Rivals open on a menu doing absolutely nothing vs how much time I actually played the game
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
it's honestly embarrassing how much I spent just having Rivals open on a menu doing absolutely nothing vs how much time I actually played the game
not sure that's what playing unbeatable should be resulting in but yeah sure why not
December 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
not sure that's what playing unbeatable should be resulting in but yeah sure why not
Perhaps I spoke too soon.........................
December 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Perhaps I spoke too soon.........................
I did NOT invest in a sleep weapon just so you BOZOS could just keep swinging this Mizutsune hit you with what you DESERVED #MonsterHunter
July 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I did NOT invest in a sleep weapon just so you BOZOS could just keep swinging this Mizutsune hit you with what you DESERVED #MonsterHunter
Taskmaster was so real for saying this.
May 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Taskmaster was so real for saying this.
Spider-Man going a little too bootlicker there for me.
May 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Spider-Man going a little too bootlicker there for me.
I spent too much time looking at Yumia's ass and was transported to the bright surface of Mercury for my sins.
May 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I spent too much time looking at Yumia's ass and was transported to the bright surface of Mercury for my sins.
I made the mistake of throwing my shield into a parry tutorial demon in The Dark Ages and completely locked myself in place.
May 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I made the mistake of throwing my shield into a parry tutorial demon in The Dark Ages and completely locked myself in place.
I'll have to raise you one today boss
May 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'll have to raise you one today boss
productive atelier yumia game analysis conversations I'm technically getting paid to have
April 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
productive atelier yumia game analysis conversations I'm technically getting paid to have
friendship with me really be like
March 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
friendship with me really be like
Reading Woke Content Detector's full review of Monster Hunter Wilds and they have some REAL bangers in here
March 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Reading Woke Content Detector's full review of Monster Hunter Wilds and they have some REAL bangers in here
my happy ass just trying to play monster hunter wilds online when I forgot what day it was
March 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
my happy ass just trying to play monster hunter wilds online when I forgot what day it was
Gemma would be my girlfriend if she was real...........................
March 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Gemma would be my girlfriend if she was real...........................
I would kill everyone if she even implied it would make her the slightest bit happy and I wouldn't think twice, thank you Monster Hunter
February 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I would kill everyone if she even implied it would make her the slightest bit happy and I wouldn't think twice, thank you Monster Hunter
Glad the outfit I have for Neve gave me the most censored kiss ever. Sometimes love loses, thanks Veilguard 😔
February 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Glad the outfit I have for Neve gave me the most censored kiss ever. Sometimes love loses, thanks Veilguard 😔
was my steam deck's shipment the victim of a train car robbery circa 1875
January 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
was my steam deck's shipment the victim of a train car robbery circa 1875
My favorite part of Veilguard is DEFINITELY the half-naked lady who sends me into the arena to kill for sport and entertainment.
December 31, 2024 at 1:59 AM
My favorite part of Veilguard is DEFINITELY the half-naked lady who sends me into the arena to kill for sport and entertainment.
EASIEST wonder pick of my life
December 30, 2024 at 3:38 AM
EASIEST wonder pick of my life
Veilguard does a really good job at getting rid of the BioWare Face in cutscenes but every now and then you still get a great one
December 28, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Veilguard does a really good job at getting rid of the BioWare Face in cutscenes but every now and then you still get a great one
thank you Pokémon card battler Big gooner for being my first online battle I hope you are having an above mediocre Sunday
December 23, 2024 at 1:37 AM
thank you Pokémon card battler Big gooner for being my first online battle I hope you are having an above mediocre Sunday