Gorilla's Choice
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Your socially inept ol' pal. Your ol' stumblebum of a chum.
Depressed enough to not care that the dog is licking my sock and making it all wet, because at least he can be happy.
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Depressed enough to not care that the dog is licking my sock and making it all wet, because at least he can be happy.
Why didn't they cast Ryan Stiles as the reboot Freddy? He's stretched Pepsi bottle Robert Englund
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Why didn't they cast Ryan Stiles as the reboot Freddy? He's stretched Pepsi bottle Robert Englund
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how about getting addicted to buying your friends hamburgers instead of the sports gambling. yeah man im a burger bud. what can i say, i drive around town handing out burgers to my hundreds of friends, ive got a real problem
'The explosive growth in sports gambling is bad for sports, and - most important - it has proved to be bad for millions of Americans who gamble past the point of prudence and move directly to the point of pain. The sports gambling revolution needs more regulation. It may even need termination.'
Opinion | ‘I’m Shocked, Shocked to Find That Gambling Is Going On in Here’
www.nytimes.com
October 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
how about getting addicted to buying your friends hamburgers instead of the sports gambling. yeah man im a burger bud. what can i say, i drive around town handing out burgers to my hundreds of friends, ive got a real problem
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if dracula drank my blood right now in like 45 minutes he would have his friend call 911 because he was having a panic attack
October 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
if dracula drank my blood right now in like 45 minutes he would have his friend call 911 because he was having a panic attack
Women ask the dealership to just weld two cars together to make the vehicle
October 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Women ask the dealership to just weld two cars together to make the vehicle
Alright, so when should I start posting my old Yanni jokes? Will posting the Yanni jokes no one wanted garner a following?
October 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Alright, so when should I start posting my old Yanni jokes? Will posting the Yanni jokes no one wanted garner a following?
I have arrived here at the other site, just because folks seemed to be talking it up a lot, and I wanted to make sure my username didn't get letterboxd again. Don't worry folks! My posts will blow just as much! Kept the Ernest Pizza Mom avatar, but perhaps I should finally change it?
October 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I have arrived here at the other site, just because folks seemed to be talking it up a lot, and I wanted to make sure my username didn't get letterboxd again. Don't worry folks! My posts will blow just as much! Kept the Ernest Pizza Mom avatar, but perhaps I should finally change it?