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Gori the Warlock
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May 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
When the bard does a Flute solo so bad that the gods themselves decide to intervene.
February 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You people have no idea how tempted I am to cast "animate stone" on this fella.
January 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
How mages look after flying everywhere and not using their legs for anything for 40+ years.
January 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
How it feels to use your strength for good, and be a Shepard to the lost and helpless.
January 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Me trying to hide from the guards with 37 magic wands shoved up my ass (one of them casts levitate)
January 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Me leaving the magic shoppe with 37 wands shoved up my ass
January 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My hatred and malice leaving my body. Making way for a new, more righteous, hatred.
a close up of a person 's head in a dark room .
ALT: a close up of a person 's head in a dark room .
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January 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Wow! I really shouldn't put my penis in there, however...
December 13, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Bidet gnomes have revolted against me, now my ass itches
December 10, 2024 at 7:20 PM
When you run out of spells slots and just say fuck it and throw your orb.
November 20, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Accidentally cast web too close to a lit candle in my library. This is bad, this is very bad. Oh I can recover this, oh I im going to loose so many tomes.
November 14, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Hill giants shattered my pelvis. Now I need to use an ever controversial wheel chair until I can find a healer.
November 1, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Reposted by Gori the Warlock
this is how most of us are
#PhallusThursday

This figure has quite the package. Thought to be Roman, but it looks a little odd to my eye, it is nevertheless offering the fabled BDE.
October 24, 2024 at 9:29 PM
In all my years, I can honestly say, I've never seen reanimated gnomes before.
This is very exciting.
WE’RE EATING YOUR PUMPKINS!
October 24, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Show of hands, who would fuck the pixie?
Damn fairies are terrible around this time of year I can’t even go 5 minutes outside without one of these stupid things flying up to me
October 22, 2024 at 4:06 PM
This damn goblin of the bogs has been breaking into my home and stealing the cheese from my kitchen. How do I ward off devious and mischievous goblins?
October 22, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Some times it is better to forge in the sink, than sink in the forge.
October 22, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Reposted by Gori the Warlock
reading the ancient texts to learn about jesus’s foot fetish
February 12, 2024 at 12:46 PM
The Rakshasa I summoned waiting for my command. (I forgot why I summoned them)
February 12, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Saw a bunch on gnomes getting mauled by a bear cub at the store today. Froze them in time so they wouldn't die, hopefully a kind souls comes along with dispel magic and bear repellant before they go insane.
February 11, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Auto correct refuses to believe I would willing type Superbowl. It keeps changing it to superb owl. I hope we get another season of what we do in the shadows.
February 11, 2024 at 6:50 PM