Gori the Warlock
@gorithedwarf.bsky.social
When the bard does a Flute solo so bad that the gods themselves decide to intervene.
February 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
When the bard does a Flute solo so bad that the gods themselves decide to intervene.
You people have no idea how tempted I am to cast "animate stone" on this fella.
January 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You people have no idea how tempted I am to cast "animate stone" on this fella.
How mages look after flying everywhere and not using their legs for anything for 40+ years.
January 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
How mages look after flying everywhere and not using their legs for anything for 40+ years.
How it feels to use your strength for good, and be a Shepard to the lost and helpless.
January 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
How it feels to use your strength for good, and be a Shepard to the lost and helpless.
Me trying to hide from the guards with 37 magic wands shoved up my ass (one of them casts levitate)
January 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Me trying to hide from the guards with 37 magic wands shoved up my ass (one of them casts levitate)
Me leaving the magic shoppe with 37 wands shoved up my ass
January 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Me leaving the magic shoppe with 37 wands shoved up my ass
My hatred and malice leaving my body. Making way for a new, more righteous, hatred.
a close up of a person 's head in a dark room .
ALT: a close up of a person 's head in a dark room .
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January 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My hatred and malice leaving my body. Making way for a new, more righteous, hatred.
Wow! I really shouldn't put my penis in there, however...
December 13, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Wow! I really shouldn't put my penis in there, however...
Bidet gnomes have revolted against me, now my ass itches
December 10, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Bidet gnomes have revolted against me, now my ass itches
When you run out of spells slots and just say fuck it and throw your orb.
November 20, 2024 at 5:15 PM
When you run out of spells slots and just say fuck it and throw your orb.
Accidentally cast web too close to a lit candle in my library. This is bad, this is very bad. Oh I can recover this, oh I im going to loose so many tomes.
November 14, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Accidentally cast web too close to a lit candle in my library. This is bad, this is very bad. Oh I can recover this, oh I im going to loose so many tomes.
Hill giants shattered my pelvis. Now I need to use an ever controversial wheel chair until I can find a healer.
November 1, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Hill giants shattered my pelvis. Now I need to use an ever controversial wheel chair until I can find a healer.
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this is how most of us are
#PhallusThursday
This figure has quite the package. Thought to be Roman, but it looks a little odd to my eye, it is nevertheless offering the fabled BDE.
This figure has quite the package. Thought to be Roman, but it looks a little odd to my eye, it is nevertheless offering the fabled BDE.
October 24, 2024 at 9:29 PM
this is how most of us are
In all my years, I can honestly say, I've never seen reanimated gnomes before.
This is very exciting.
This is very exciting.
October 24, 2024 at 4:21 PM
In all my years, I can honestly say, I've never seen reanimated gnomes before.
This is very exciting.
This is very exciting.
Show of hands, who would fuck the pixie?
Damn fairies are terrible around this time of year I can’t even go 5 minutes outside without one of these stupid things flying up to me
October 22, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Show of hands, who would fuck the pixie?
This damn goblin of the bogs has been breaking into my home and stealing the cheese from my kitchen. How do I ward off devious and mischievous goblins?
October 22, 2024 at 3:49 PM
This damn goblin of the bogs has been breaking into my home and stealing the cheese from my kitchen. How do I ward off devious and mischievous goblins?
Some times it is better to forge in the sink, than sink in the forge.
October 22, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Some times it is better to forge in the sink, than sink in the forge.
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reading the ancient texts to learn about jesus’s foot fetish
February 12, 2024 at 12:46 PM
reading the ancient texts to learn about jesus’s foot fetish
The Rakshasa I summoned waiting for my command. (I forgot why I summoned them)
February 12, 2024 at 4:00 PM
The Rakshasa I summoned waiting for my command. (I forgot why I summoned them)
Saw a bunch on gnomes getting mauled by a bear cub at the store today. Froze them in time so they wouldn't die, hopefully a kind souls comes along with dispel magic and bear repellant before they go insane.
February 11, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Saw a bunch on gnomes getting mauled by a bear cub at the store today. Froze them in time so they wouldn't die, hopefully a kind souls comes along with dispel magic and bear repellant before they go insane.
Auto correct refuses to believe I would willing type Superbowl. It keeps changing it to superb owl. I hope we get another season of what we do in the shadows.
February 11, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Auto correct refuses to believe I would willing type Superbowl. It keeps changing it to superb owl. I hope we get another season of what we do in the shadows.