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christmas eve service fit
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
christmas eve service fit
spent the better part of the month curating christmas playlists and now that christmas is imminent all i want to listen to is weezer
December 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
spent the better part of the month curating christmas playlists and now that christmas is imminent all i want to listen to is weezer
my kid, never having heard of a corncob pipe, has been blithely singing "bimpop pipe" in frosty the snowman
December 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
my kid, never having heard of a corncob pipe, has been blithely singing "bimpop pipe" in frosty the snowman
...were sheer black thigh highs with lace garters. didn't want to chafe @ church so i added basketball shorts. so under my skirt for boys i am wearing one of the most genderfucked combos of clothing i could've possibly dreamt up, & i think that'll steel me for the task of going out in a skirt again
i thrifted a kilt to see how i'd feel in it bc kilt is skirt for boys and today i'm wearing it out for the first time, and it feels pretty good and gender. the only tights i could still find in the depths of my closet tho...
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
...were sheer black thigh highs with lace garters. didn't want to chafe @ church so i added basketball shorts. so under my skirt for boys i am wearing one of the most genderfucked combos of clothing i could've possibly dreamt up, & i think that'll steel me for the task of going out in a skirt again
i thrifted a kilt to see how i'd feel in it bc kilt is skirt for boys and today i'm wearing it out for the first time, and it feels pretty good and gender. the only tights i could still find in the depths of my closet tho...
December 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i thrifted a kilt to see how i'd feel in it bc kilt is skirt for boys and today i'm wearing it out for the first time, and it feels pretty good and gender. the only tights i could still find in the depths of my closet tho...
yesterday i dropped a glass tupperware full of cooked chicken and it smashed dramatically all over the floor, and then i sat down and had a meltdown instead of cleaning up the giant mess of meat & glass shards, but my teenager designated it a valid crash out so we're all good
trying mainly to have valid crash outs in 2026
December 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
yesterday i dropped a glass tupperware full of cooked chicken and it smashed dramatically all over the floor, and then i sat down and had a meltdown instead of cleaning up the giant mess of meat & glass shards, but my teenager designated it a valid crash out so we're all good
in the summer being a gym bro and living mainly on protein shakes was fun but now i have come to fucking hate protein shakes and alas! i'm still a gym bro
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
in the summer being a gym bro and living mainly on protein shakes was fun but now i have come to fucking hate protein shakes and alas! i'm still a gym bro
it's very rude and mean when you're upset and the youths say "crash out!" to you BUT then sometimes when you're upset they say "valid crash out" instead and that feels great
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
it's very rude and mean when you're upset and the youths say "crash out!" to you BUT then sometimes when you're upset they say "valid crash out" instead and that feels great
then in the spirit of science i tried it on my 14yo when he came down to breakfast today, "Ok buddy, do you want me to get you some cereal now?" in a bright gentle voice and he looked at me like i had two heads and was like uhhhh why are you talking to me like you've lost your mind????
anyways, i recently began to suspect that my 12yo actually stopped at, like, 3, and so i've been experimenting with talking to him the way i did when he was three-- patient, simple, kind instead of businesslike and brisk-- and he responds so well to it it's hilarious
have a theory that everyone has an age they spiritually stop at even though they continue to mature & grow-- mine is 17, my husband's is 12, some people take several decades to age into themselves, etc-- and i love asking people what age the stopped at as i'm getting to know them
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
then in the spirit of science i tried it on my 14yo when he came down to breakfast today, "Ok buddy, do you want me to get you some cereal now?" in a bright gentle voice and he looked at me like i had two heads and was like uhhhh why are you talking to me like you've lost your mind????
anyways, i recently began to suspect that my 12yo actually stopped at, like, 3, and so i've been experimenting with talking to him the way i did when he was three-- patient, simple, kind instead of businesslike and brisk-- and he responds so well to it it's hilarious
have a theory that everyone has an age they spiritually stop at even though they continue to mature & grow-- mine is 17, my husband's is 12, some people take several decades to age into themselves, etc-- and i love asking people what age the stopped at as i'm getting to know them
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
anyways, i recently began to suspect that my 12yo actually stopped at, like, 3, and so i've been experimenting with talking to him the way i did when he was three-- patient, simple, kind instead of businesslike and brisk-- and he responds so well to it it's hilarious
have a theory that everyone has an age they spiritually stop at even though they continue to mature & grow-- mine is 17, my husband's is 12, some people take several decades to age into themselves, etc-- and i love asking people what age the stopped at as i'm getting to know them
December 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
have a theory that everyone has an age they spiritually stop at even though they continue to mature & grow-- mine is 17, my husband's is 12, some people take several decades to age into themselves, etc-- and i love asking people what age the stopped at as i'm getting to know them
had a long loungey weekend putting up the tree and snacking and hanging out with my kids and it has left me very ill-fitted to get everyone up at 7:45 tomorrow and make them food and go to work like idk let's just fast forward to the christmas holidays instead
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
had a long loungey weekend putting up the tree and snacking and hanging out with my kids and it has left me very ill-fitted to get everyone up at 7:45 tomorrow and make them food and go to work like idk let's just fast forward to the christmas holidays instead
my husband asked his 25yo brother what he was up to tonight and bro was like "just listenin' to some TA and rippin' some scrippy" which after consideration we realized meant he was reading the bible and listening to tony anderson and idk "rippin' some scrippy" is def gonna live forever in my brain
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
my husband asked his 25yo brother what he was up to tonight and bro was like "just listenin' to some TA and rippin' some scrippy" which after consideration we realized meant he was reading the bible and listening to tony anderson and idk "rippin' some scrippy" is def gonna live forever in my brain
i worked hard all week and also today, but now at last i am sitting on my couch under a blanket by the light of candles & my christmas tree, and wow it feels so delightful
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
i worked hard all week and also today, but now at last i am sitting on my couch under a blanket by the light of candles & my christmas tree, and wow it feels so delightful
current comfort food: toasted cheddar bagel with chive goat cheese and baby spinach on it, and then key lime ice cream right out the container for dessert
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
current comfort food: toasted cheddar bagel with chive goat cheese and baby spinach on it, and then key lime ice cream right out the container for dessert
my spotify wrapped is-- shocking development-- just a bunch of slides telling me listened to pinegrove's cardinal a whole fucken lot
life can be so beautiful when you listen to pinegrove’s cardinal every single day
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
my spotify wrapped is-- shocking development-- just a bunch of slides telling me listened to pinegrove's cardinal a whole fucken lot
like i wanna wear a long kilt and a black tee in a boy way but i've got these mf childbearing hips to contend with
all the masc outfit pics are like, this would look fucking great on me if i had a boy's body. and also a boy's head
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
like i wanna wear a long kilt and a black tee in a boy way but i've got these mf childbearing hips to contend with
on pinterest searching 'outfits to make you look like a boy even tho you look like a girl from the neck up. and also the neck down'
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
on pinterest searching 'outfits to make you look like a boy even tho you look like a girl from the neck up. and also the neck down'
one nice thing about it is i used to have a lot of angst about stealing music when i burned CDs but nowadays i'm like if i buy an album and burn my friend a copy that's giving the artist SO much more money than both of us streaming that shit for the rest of our lives
calling 2026 the Year of Physical Media so last night i pulled out my ancient macbook and burned my friend a motherfucking CD
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
one nice thing about it is i used to have a lot of angst about stealing music when i burned CDs but nowadays i'm like if i buy an album and burn my friend a copy that's giving the artist SO much more money than both of us streaming that shit for the rest of our lives
calling 2026 the Year of Physical Media so last night i pulled out my ancient macbook and burned my friend a motherfucking CD
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
calling 2026 the Year of Physical Media so last night i pulled out my ancient macbook and burned my friend a motherfucking CD
incredible what a good hang my 12 and 14 year old are rn
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
incredible what a good hang my 12 and 14 year old are rn
winter clothes are ass you'd never catch me this dysphoric in a muscle shirt and cutoff jean shorts
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
winter clothes are ass you'd never catch me this dysphoric in a muscle shirt and cutoff jean shorts
i think it's very cute that milk fat is shortened to mf on the dairy product like hell yeah baby that's 2% motherfucking milk !!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i think it's very cute that milk fat is shortened to mf on the dairy product like hell yeah baby that's 2% motherfucking milk !!!
i am one of four and my parents were not white collar but i honestly from the bottom of my heart just believe that it was illegal to feed a white kid good food in the 90s
The Only Children of White Collar Professional Parents In The 1990s website is uniquely badly-positioned to have good memories or holiday food
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
i am one of four and my parents were not white collar but i honestly from the bottom of my heart just believe that it was illegal to feed a white kid good food in the 90s
listening to the new spanish love songs ep on constant repeat rn
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
listening to the new spanish love songs ep on constant repeat rn