THIS WAS A DISGRACE—A RIGGED TRIAL BY A CONFLICTED JUDGE WHO IS CORRUPT, IN BED WITH CROOKED PICARD, SECTION 34 AND DEEP STATE 9. WE WILL FIGHT FOR OUR CHARTER—THIS IS LONG FROM OVER!

The King of England lies dying and one of his sons has been exiled. A princess has vanished. Plague stalks the land and the Treasury has been plundered.

NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.

Shoutout to the English boys I passed on the street who can’t get an Uber because they put their name in the app as “DJ Big Penis” I wish y’all well

Smoosh that babby. Late Meiji Era (but before 1908). collections.mfa.org/objects/394438

My uncle just txted me that my cousin didn’t watch the rugby bc “his interests now revolve around the early civilisations of the Indus Valley.”

My cousin is a 25 yo DJ so this is either the funniest excuse I’ve ever heard OR I am for the first time incredibly interested in what his sets are like.

My sushi rolling game is mid but I am proud of this anyway!

I was listening to RNZ this morning & the interviewee was getting grilled about the National tax plan & kept repeating nonsense catchphrases instead of answering the questions. I’m thinking “Who is this dumb knob & why did they let him on air??” MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST IT WAS CHRISTOPHER LUXON😭

Does anyone know why my vodka is wearing a football shirt?

Can’t wait for Trump to get to 99 felonies so people more clever than I can start making Jay-Z jokes

New York City, 1950. https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2019/08/walter-chandoha-cats-meow/

I was so sick yesterday that I woke up to the lil earthquake and just thought “oh fuck off” and fell back asleep before it was over. I thought it was a dream until I saw some eq posts on Reddit oh well

I’ve been home sick for 2 days and just started Fallout 4… the fireworks in Wellington started just as the nuke hits your town as you go into the vault and I nearly wet myself 😭

You know what, so far this app reminds me a teensy bit of early 2010s Tumblr and I’m not ashamed to mean that as a compliment.

I have not paid one lick of attention to the 474929 recent Trump indictments: do I need to check my expat privilege?