GOVERNMENTHATER.bsky.social
@governmenthater.bsky.social
Worst person in the world and also from Seattle (unrelated)
holy shit Scott the Woz
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
holy shit Scott the Woz
Reposted by GOVERNMENTHATER.bsky.social
just crop dusted the hell out of this starbucks. it was a sputtery one.
August 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
just crop dusted the hell out of this starbucks. it was a sputtery one.
last night I had a dream I was running from a sloth that was chasing me but I kept throwing stuff at it but it kept chasing me. eventually I trapped it in a cloth but it scratched me and I was afraid I now had chlamydia
August 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
last night I had a dream I was running from a sloth that was chasing me but I kept throwing stuff at it but it kept chasing me. eventually I trapped it in a cloth but it scratched me and I was afraid I now had chlamydia
TIL it's called a teddy because during his second term it wasn't rare to see Teddy Roosevelt wearing a pink one around the Whitehouse on weekends!
March 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
TIL it's called a teddy because during his second term it wasn't rare to see Teddy Roosevelt wearing a pink one around the Whitehouse on weekends!
big kid stuff you wouldn't understand
March 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
big kid stuff you wouldn't understand
every time I read the name "Simone" I say it in my head like Michael Jackson
March 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
every time I read the name "Simone" I say it in my head like Michael Jackson
I don't know what "sleaze" is but at this point it feels too late to ask
March 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I don't know what "sleaze" is but at this point it feels too late to ask
always in awe at brown bear carwashes always having the same landscaping
March 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
always in awe at brown bear carwashes always having the same landscaping
Fun March
March 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Fun March
we don't need pop punk. friends don't let friends listen to pop punk.
February 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
we don't need pop punk. friends don't let friends listen to pop punk.
SEO stands for Suck Eachother Off
February 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
SEO stands for Suck Eachother Off
Ok I'm back maybe idk
January 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ok I'm back maybe idk
I hawk tuah straight facts
October 24, 2024 at 8:46 PM
I hawk tuah straight facts
Ok but are dead ass going to use this one now or are we all going to forget in a couple weeks like last time
October 20, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Ok but are dead ass going to use this one now or are we all going to forget in a couple weeks like last time
How is it everyone has a story of seeing someone masturbating on the bus and I don't? How is everyone always catching me???
January 30, 2024 at 4:05 PM
How is it everyone has a story of seeing someone masturbating on the bus and I don't? How is everyone always catching me???
Blue sky doesn't have any hot people being funny just weird costal tech guys with anxiety disorders
January 29, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Blue sky doesn't have any hot people being funny just weird costal tech guys with anxiety disorders
On paid leave after a work place accident at the dick sucking factory (road a dick)
January 29, 2024 at 5:52 PM
On paid leave after a work place accident at the dick sucking factory (road a dick)
I'm always so happy when something goes wrong at work and it's not my fault
January 29, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I'm always so happy when something goes wrong at work and it's not my fault