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G Patrick, Lord of Craxis
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Who loves ya baby?

East coast Hoosier ex-pat

Infantry company commander in perpetuity

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6511668/
Genius!

Oreo-flavored Oreos.
January 15, 2026 at 3:20 AM
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I've been making some art for my cubicle. Just trying to let my coworkers know I'm approachable.
January 15, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Slim Jim Phantom. That's me!
January 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Never forget.
January 14, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I was at 7 I didn't know.

100 useful words to know.
January 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I didn't realize the Prelude was back. Nice looking!
January 14, 2026 at 1:11 PM
January 14, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I decided to try video dating. Here's the video I made. I used a fake name for anonymity sake.

What do you think?
January 14, 2026 at 2:22 AM
January 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Between you and I, that guy looks like Tim Conway.
January 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
They just don't fucking get it.
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
January 13, 2026 at 2:23 AM
15 kiloton, howitzer-delivered nuke, 1953

I wonder who they got to pull the lanyard.
January 12, 2026 at 8:11 PM
They must!
January 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I think this cat is being rude on purpose but depending on what songs he plays, I enjoy falling asleep to music.
January 12, 2026 at 1:40 PM
January 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
The good news...you made an impact
January 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
January 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Aw man! TK Carter passed away. He was in everything.
January 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
No offense but I will never let a lady spot me again!
January 10, 2026 at 10:33 PM
HEYYYYYYY!!!! How did this get online?
January 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
But at least they didn't have Marie Antoinette anymore.

"Best I can offer is a guillotine"
January 10, 2026 at 4:09 PM
America:

The Peaceable Kingdom - Edward Hicks
January 10, 2026 at 3:16 PM